On the last episode of Real HouseSkanks Of OC it wasn’t one of the housewives that told the other bitch off, but rather the daughter of the most obnoxious, control freak, veteran housefly, Droopy Ass Vicki Gunvalson. Bitch almost shit her depends when her 25 year old daughter Briana, let her have it and announced to her mother that she knew MORE about Vicki Sanchoing around with Brooks on Donn than Vicki gives her credit for. YES! Briana knows her mother is a cheating HO! This was after Vicki tried to make  this crapfest about Briana and Ryan when she brought up that Bri  was equally guilty of the same scandalous rushing into things behaviour since she was messing around with Ryan when he was married.

According to the internet rumors Ryan was briefly married very young  to another girl, before he was shipped off to Afghanistan. The marriage fell to crap real quick and Ryan’s ex-wife cheated on him while he was away. Supposedly they only lived together one month. This is all shit I read online on forums so it may or may not be true. Click here for a picture of Ryan and his ex they are the second couple on the left on the second page. Ryan looks like he is 15 in that picture with the ex!

Also some Vicki SECRET source told the blog RealityTea that Briana supposedly was hoing around with Ryan while HE was married.

 “He definitely was not divorced before he started seeing Briana,”  and that Ryan was NO “knight in shining armor marine,” instead according to this so called Vicki source Ryan was sanchoing his ex-with Bri. “He basically was sneaking around with her while married.”

I wonder who this secret source was? Could this be the ex wife? Or Vicki herself? Wouldn’t that be some shit!

Even though all this crap went down and Vicki almost exploded into tiny pieces when her blood boiled at Briana’s confrontational verbal smack down, she still went ahead and forgave Briana it appears. I’m sure the fact that she got to control, plan and run that wedding including wearing a white dress with her Circus Double F’s hanging out had nothing to do with her change in attitude now.

From Vickie’s Bravo blog:

“ I have chosen to accept Ryan into our family and I am proud to announce this past weekend we celebrated a beautiful destination wedding with 75 family members and their closest friends. It was a beautiful ceremony and celebration, one filled with love, dancing, and wonderful food. Brooks was in attendance, and so was Donn with his girlfriend. It was a bit uncomfortable at first having them meet, but at the end of the day it was for Briana and Ryan. Donn and Brooks shook hands, and both were very respectful of each other. The episode you saw tonight, happened well over seven months ago, and TIME does heal. We are in a much better place today, and I am grateful for that.

I am so happy for Briana and Ryan, and I know Briana is happy for me. I don’t know what my future holds, but all that I do know is life is short. . .or life is long. None of us really know when we will be called home to our Lord. Live each day as if it’s your last, surround yourself with positive people, and let the haters be haters. I choose not to listen to it, and to follow my own heart. It’s never let me down yet.”

Destination wedding meaning Santa Barbara California some 100 miles away from OC. It’s a beachy country feel out in these parts of Cali I can see why she got married in SB.

Wouldn’t that be some shit if Briana was asked by Bravo to join? She is a wife now, and a mom soon, (as confirmed by noisy Tamra) and I am sure will have a house to tend to, also and bitches like her mom to tell off.

Not only was Vicki Gunvalson blind-sided with her daughter Briana Wolfsmith’s sudden eloping escapade, it appears that a few days before Briana’s big splash do-over-wedding she announced she is now preggers with her first child and Vicki  who is not ready for this will now be a grandmother,  just like Vicki asked ‘only one trauma  per year.’ Last year was the elopement this year the pregnancy!

Briana was pretty pissed about not knowing anything about Vicki’s new con-man and felt her situation with Ryan is totally different than the faux-relationshit her mother and Brooks Crooks are having. According to the story posted on another site, Briana has known her boyfriend Ryan for like two years! For seven months he wrote to her from Afghanistan and they both kept avoiding commitment like it was ‘the plague’ but in a moment of crazy they both decided to drive to Vegas at 5:30pm to get hitched even though Ryan had to report to work at 6am the next day! Click here to read the whole thing.

Fortunately Vicki has now accepted that she can’t control her daughter’s life and decisisons Briana’s marriage and her new son-in-law Ryan.

And wasn’t that an AWKWARD moment when Briana and Ryan met Brooks Crooks? Brooks is such a Crook, you can totally see through this scammer that he is made out of glass because only a scam leach would tell people he loves them when he just met them, and when Briana called out his phony ass on their relationship being different he almost shattered, you could totally tell he was about to lose his cool. Crooks  reminds me of those phony people that act all nice and sweet and tell you everything you want to hear, and when they finally get what they want from you they end up  showing their true colors and become mean as a snake, rob you blind and say and do the most vile things. I’m just saying that’s the vibes this fool gives me, but only time will tell.

Congrats Briana Wolfsmith Culberson on your recent nuptials and new family!

Work-horse Vicki Gunvalson, who appears to be one of the few House Bitches that works for her money and doesn’t scam or screw people for  it so far, except maybe fondle her employees and giving them nightmares for the rest of their lives, but that’s about all I’ve seen (and I give her credit for the working hard part even though she is a crazy bitch with major issues) is now releasing a book in the Real Housewife fashion the other skanks do.

Check out this book review:

Vicki Gunvalson is the last remaining original cast member of The Real Housewives of Orange Countyand her work ethic has become a major theme on the show. The reality star is one of the few housewives who actually work and it’s defined Gunvalson the most in her life. This book is her own story about how she built her life from the ground up with just her hard work and ambition for something better to fuel her.

Gunvalson was born and raised in Chicago . She learned her work ethic from her father when she began paying for her own car at 16. An early marriage and divorce left her a single mother of two young children at 29 and her work ethic saved her. Gunvalson describes her venture into insurance, without a college degree, and her entrepreneurial efforts to build her own agency, known as Coto Insurance. Gunvalson’s business is featured on the BRAVO show and it’s clear she earns a living beyond reality TV.

Many fans of the show are often taken aback by the intense style that Gunvalson displays. From her woo-hoo to her aching for more material goods, most people assume she is greedy. This book dispels such thoughts as it details Gunvalson’s mentorship of other insurance professionals and her family-friendly approach to client retention. Gunvalson is a hard driver but it’s about family and providing a good life that really motivates her. She is definitely much more than a housewife and, after reading this book, it’s clear how much more she has to offer the public.

Also according to Reality Tea Vicki didn’t even know that her 24 year-old daughter Briana Wolfsmith eloped with her boyfriend to Las Vegas. Since she tweeted Brianna’s engagement Nov 3rd which was two weeks after Briana had gotten married already!

As stated on a previous post, Vicki Gunvalson’s 24-year old daughter Briana Wolfsmith got hitched. I guess the person who tweeted the gossip who goes by the name of Bravo Mole had some actual info and more details emerged since my last post on this subject. Reality Tea posted that Briana and her new husband military man Ryan Culberson ran off to Las Vegas (probably to piss Vicki off) and got married. Ryan is a native of North Carolina and just recently divorced in 2010. Briana also changed her name on Facebook to Briana Culberson (Wolfsmith) No other details of how long they been banging or if Vicki likes the new man in her daughter’s life have emerged as of yet.