It didn’t take long for Brooks Crooks to make the move from Missisipi to OC Cali to live as resident love-tank-filler/housebitch of Vicki Gunvalson. But, it also didn’t take long (I would think like 5 minutes tops) for him to get sick, fed up and tired of Vicki’s anal controling ways and not the type of anal that I’m sure Brooks was hoping for.

From Radaronline:

“He recently relocated to Orange County to be closer to her and that’s proven to be a complete disaster. He says he feels constantly irritated and annoyed by her and finds her possessive and controlling.”

Even though Brooks is already sick of Vicki’s controlling ways his ass is already addicted to the famewhoredom that comes with dating Icky Vicki, and enjoys all the attentions he gets from random ho’s when he makes appearances at super markets, whorehouses and massage parlors and shit like that. Yeah, hasn’t he realized that asshole bloggers are going to gang-punk clown on his ass and dig all of the dead bodies in his closet?

 Also, during the Wines By Wives event, gossipy witnesses revealed that Crooks and Vicki were NOT acting like the couple in love that Vicki is trying to pretend they are. Apparently, these two dipshits dind’t even arrive together to the event and Brooks was doing his rounds hitting on women and creeping them the fuck out:

“They didn’t arrive together,” the source says. “Vicki made some grand entrance in a Bentley while Brooks stood around in the crowd waiting for her. Then they were hardly together all night.

“Vicki stayed in one corner pretty much all of the night, holding court, while Brooks worked the room like a shark looking for his prey.”

“I saw Brooks hitting on several women and he seemed to be using pretty much the same old chat up line with all of them. A couple of the women spoke to me later and commented on how creepy he was.”

Was this creepo telling random bitches how much he loves them and their children, after two whooping minutes of knowing them?

Later on, when Brooks Crooks was probably already drunk off his ass and had a loose tongue he told a gossipy witness that he was sick of Vicki’s shit already. I bet the person he probably said this to, was some woman he was trying to pick up for an evening booty-call and that bitch ran to Radaronline to sell the gossip:

“Then, later in the night, Brooks told a friend of mine that he was sick of all of Vicki’s bullshit and that he was totally over her drama.

“I really don’t see these two lasting much longer.”

 How can someone who is supposedly so smart be so fucking stupid! I bet Brooks is going to rob this bitch  blind. I think it would be cheaper and more satisfying for Miss Alpha Female Independent Business Lady Vicki Gunvalson to just get a paid professional gigolo instead, at least they work out and are younger than this fat-ass, bloated, alcoholic unemployed loser Brooks who probably needs Super Viagra to fill her rusty Love Tank!

And now let’s move on to an ex-house skank that’s still trying to hang on to fame and like the flaming herpes refuses to go the fuck away. Lynne Curtin or Curtains flipped out on her dimwitted husband of 23 years (didn’t this idiot do this once before already?!) and told Radaronline she was filling for divorce from her husband. Except her husband didn’t know it yet but, she told Radaronline first so this way they can blind-side her husband and tell him the shenanigans she is up to.

From Radaronline:

“After more than 20 years of marriage Frank and I have decided to go our separate ways,”

“I love Frank but it was time to go out on my own.”

“I haven’t filed for divorce yet, but I’m going to be doing so soon,”

“Who knows what the future holds, but I’m looking forward to doing the things that I want to do,”

Did this bitch get evicted again? Because last time she threatened her oblivious husband with divorce it was because his ass was broke and not able to keep up the payments on their rented beach house, that this ho’ bragged up and down was their own home and since rent wasn’t paid on it because Lynn and her oldest daughter Raquel had plastic surgery they all ended up with their shit on the side walk and living out of their cars like dirty hobos. I wonder if she is threatening to walk because she had another face transplant and her husband Frank wasn’t able to keep up with her wild spending sprees and surgery addictions plus her Cuffs Of Whore line I heard wasn’t making any money.

This is what Lynne’s clueless husband Frank had to say about Lynne’s latest hissy fit, when asked for his reaction:

“It’s hard to even confirm it. How do you confirm something that you don’t want? It’s very heartbreaking for me. It’s painful to even talk about it,” Frank said. “I’m deeply in love with my wife. Business is so bad, it has caused a lot of stress in my relationship. I love my wife. She’s just not herself right now.”

“I’m not a willing participant in this. It hurts to even think about it or talk about it. Call me old-fashioned, but I take my vows very seriously.” The vow he is most likely referring to would be “for richer or for poorer.”

 Also recently on Watch What Happens Live! Tamra Barney revealed that the Curtain girls have long moved out and one lives with a boyfriend while the other with a grandparent.

 I feel sorry for Lynne’s dimwitted husband who is obviously so in love with her beef jerky ass he would die without her. I sure hope she gets over her bitch fit and takes him back, even if they both have to be beach-hobos together because I don’t think they can do any better than each other. Hang in there Frank!

Not only was Vicki Gunvalson blind-sided with her daughter Briana Wolfsmith’s sudden eloping escapade, it appears that a few days before Briana’s big splash do-over-wedding she announced she is now preggers with her first child and Vicki  who is not ready for this will now be a grandmother,  just like Vicki asked ‘only one trauma  per year.’ Last year was the elopement this year the pregnancy!

Briana was pretty pissed about not knowing anything about Vicki’s new con-man and felt her situation with Ryan is totally different than the faux-relationshit her mother and Brooks Crooks are having. According to the story posted on another site, Briana has known her boyfriend Ryan for like two years! For seven months he wrote to her from Afghanistan and they both kept avoiding commitment like it was ‘the plague’ but in a moment of crazy they both decided to drive to Vegas at 5:30pm to get hitched even though Ryan had to report to work at 6am the next day! Click here to read the whole thing.

Fortunately Vicki has now accepted that she can’t control her daughter’s life and decisisons Briana’s marriage and her new son-in-law Ryan.

And wasn’t that an AWKWARD moment when Briana and Ryan met Brooks Crooks? Brooks is such a Crook, you can totally see through this scammer that he is made out of glass because only a scam leach would tell people he loves them when he just met them, and when Briana called out his phony ass on their relationship being different he almost shattered, you could totally tell he was about to lose his cool. Crooks  reminds me of those phony people that act all nice and sweet and tell you everything you want to hear, and when they finally get what they want from you they end up  showing their true colors and become mean as a snake, rob you blind and say and do the most vile things. I’m just saying that’s the vibes this fool gives me, but only time will tell.

Congrats Briana Wolfsmith Culberson on your recent nuptials and new family!

Hay Dios Mio!

Veteran House Skank Vicki Gunvalson’s marriage  fell to shit on camera, and although she already moved on with a new man her ex-husband Donn, supposedly  already moved on with a gang of random bitches!

Looks like Donn is having his sweet revenge because supposedly he joined  Freedom Acres swingers club in Devore, California where he is rumored to  take these random tricks and proceed to fuck them in front of everybody and their pervy-grandpapi.  Radaronline got a report from a source who didn’t want to release their identity because this person was supposedly involved in the public display of raunch Donn was enjoying that particular evening.

The source told Radaronline:

“I recognized him immediately, and once I started talking to him he introduced himself as Donn,”

“He went to the back room with the woman he brought and they were engaged in public sex.”

“He went to the back room with the woman he brought and they were engaged in public sex.”

Freedom Acres is recognized as the largest 21+ swingers club in the Los Angeles and Orange County area and a yearly membership is required to enter.

According to their website, the club also features a “pool table, an oversized hot tub, dance floor with raised stage complete with a pole for dancing and many TVs throughout the club showing XXX movies.”

The insider tells RadarOnline.com she’s seen Donn at the club a few times, although he typically just has public sex with his partner and doesn’t engage others.

“I’ve never seen him have sex with anyone other than who he brings,” the source said.

“He just seems to really enjoy public sex and the vibe of the club.”

It looks like Donn couldn’t fill Vicki’s “lovetank” but he has no problem filling random bitches ‘”lovetanks.” So what do you guys think of this mess?

Thanks to my reader 808wave for the link to this juicy gossip!

Well it was reported that Vicki Gunvalson has been running around with this Brooks Ayers guy for a while now, that even his ex-girlfriend spoke to Radaronline and told them that she ran into a jealous Vicki back in 2007 who followed this woman into the bathroom to confront her and rip her eyes  out and pretty much told her STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!

The funny thing is that Brooks-dog was porking both of them at the same time  as well as other women (which he proudly admitted) and he laughed it off like a pig in shit!! It seems that he was dating Vicki who was cheating on Donn with Brooks at the time, who was cheating on Vicki with the girlfriend, and also with many other women that he was assisting in filling up their ‘love tanks’. But, it seems that Brooks decided to make Vicki his main bitch since she is the one that pays his child support bills.

Now, a lot of you have been posting comments that this dude looks like the guy from Cabo and I agree. I honestly believe this WAS the guy from Cabo and when Vicki and Tamra went to the Cabo-pachanga, this fool was tagging along behind the scenes and the whole time they were both claiming they were at a girls get-away Vicki’s new man was there too filling up her ‘love tank’. That’s what it looks like!

From Radaronline:

His ex-girlfriend, a woman named Debbie Keane, told RadarOnline.com that she started dating Ayers in 2005 and had a run in with a jealous Vicki way back in 2007, years before Vicki went public with their relationship and while she was still married to Donn Gunvalson.

“I was tagging along on a business trip with Brooks in 2007 in West Palm Beach, Florida and he kept talking about how his friend who was famous was coming to the conference,” Keane said. Sure enough, Vicki arrived at the financial planning group conference and immediately sought Brooks out.

“She sent him a text saying ‘finally here, I need a drink,’” Brooks’ ex said about Vicki.

Debbie said that two nights later she and Brooks were in a bar when Vicki walked in, so she followed her to the bathroom and confronted her about flirting with Brooks.  “She told me to mind my own business and then went and told Brooks he needed to ‘keep your girl in check.’”

However, Vicki remembers things quite differently — when contacted by RadarOnline.com she admitted to having met Debbie at the conference but claims that there was no fight, and in fact that Debbie “was really nice and complimented me on the show and on my outfit.” Vicki also insists that she was at the conference with Donn.

Debbie goes on to make a further, shocking, claim about Vicki and Brook’s relationship though: “In 2009 Brooks was at my house in Memphis when Vicki started texting him while she was away renewing her vows.  He told me she was saying that Don was so good to her but she didn’t really care anymore.”

Vicki totally disputes this ever occurred however, swearing to RadarOnline.com that she had no cell service in Turks & Caicos, where they were, so it would of been impossible for her to send any text messages.

Meanwhile, just last week Debbie said she had been communicating again with Brooks, who despite still being married, and reportedly dating Vicki, was trying to visit her in her new home.

“He wanted me to pay to fly him out here to meet him,” Debbie said.  She said she asked Brooks why he didn’t have his own money to fly and see her since it was reported that he had paid for a shopping trip with Vicki on May 11.

Debbie alleges that Brooks told her he didn’t actually pay for the purchases!  “Vicki went to change and I signed her name to her credit card receipt in the store, I didn’t pay for her new clothes myself,” Debbie says Brooks told her.

As for his relationship with Vicki, Debbie said he told her it isn’t exclusive.  “I’m not just seeing Vicki,” she claims he told her.  “I’m talking to three other women too.”

Meanwhile, Vicki insists that she and Brooks were never serious in the first place and that they are “taking a break” right now.

So this girlfriend of his was staying with him in his hotel while his ass was coming out to see Vicki. Aaand he makes the women pay for everything while he shamelessly admits it!  What a dog and an asshole!

Brooks Ayers doesn’t put his ‘huevos’ in one Love Tank. When this doofus got arrested for DUI he got his other girlfriend to fork out the bail money.

Here is the article about his DUI arrest:

Dui arrest:

The new boyfriend of Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson has had multiple arrests relating to unpaid child support, and now RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered another arrest – this time for a DUI!

Brooks Ayerswas arrested on June 15, 2009 for DUI in DeFuniak Springs, Florida and RadarOnline.com has obtained his mug shot.

According to his ex-girlfriend Debbie Keane she paid his $1,000 bail in cash after he was arrested while driving to visit her on vacation.

“They kept him for two days and I finally got him out,” Keane exclusively told RadarOnline.com. The Walton County Clerk of the Court confirmed that Ayers was arrested on June 15 and bailed out by Keane, with cash, on June 17, 2009.

“He told me he was sorry, that he would totally pay me back,” his ex-girlfriend said.   “He has never paid me back.”

As RadarOnline.compreviously reported, Ayers was arrested twice in 2010 for not paying child support, and after landing in jail Gunvalson wrote a letter on his behalf to the judge, pleading for his release.  She wrote the letter two months before filing divorce papers from her husband Donn.

That’s three arrests in two years for Vicki’s new boyfriend.

Even Vicki’s children appear to be disgusted with Vicki for stepping out on Donn. Her son was very displeased with her and he is on Donn’s side. I remember that episode when they were all on the boat and Vicki’s children seemed to have a good time and laugh with Donn and got along with him better than with Vicki. You would think they were his bio-children. Her son says he still considers Donn his ‘pops’ and he will still have him in his life. 

Vicki’s non-annoying daughter Brianna who I think is a very nice girl, with a good head on her shoulders, whom I make a point to NOT CLOWN ON, because she doesn’t deserve it. Says she doesn’t want to meet her mom’s new boyfriend.  She even expressed that on Facebook recently and I was able to get a hold of this comment from her:

After the shit hit the fan that, Vicki send out a letter back in September to a judge asking him to release her dead beat boyfriend out of jail. Vicki came back, denying that she knew anything about this!

Now her lying ass is saying that she only dated this fool a couple of times and had no clue he was a dead beat and a cheater. But in the letter she send the judge it specifically says that she knew this man and she knew why he was in jail for! WTF?! I wonder if the botox injections that are making this bitch look like a Jr version of Mama Elsa is now affecting her memory so that she can’t keep her lies straight.

From the Rumorfix.com:

Real Housewives of Orange Countystar Vicki Gunvalson tells RumorFix exclusively, “I had no idea,” that her new boyfriend is being labeled a “deadbeat dad.”

When RumorFix reached Vicki by phone, she was shocked at the news, ‘I’ve only just started dating this guy, we’ve had like three dates. I don’t know about any of it.”

Her reaction is odd because RadarOnline obtained a letter written in 2010 by Vicki defending her boyfriend David Brooks Ayers against the child support claims.

Yeah, I like how she calls him ‘this guy’ but, in her letter she claims to be a good friend of his. NICE!

Real House Skank Vicki Gunvalson’s new man Brooks Ayers  is being accused of being a dead beat  and a two-timer, who fucked over two women that he was involved with.

Apparently this guy knows how to get around because his ass was married to a woman by the name of Kim, they have three children together and while married to her, his dirty birdy-ass had an affair with some woman named Nicolette Catanzarite from Indianapolis, IN. While with the other woman he was  busy making babies also and so they had a son together. Later, they ended up breaking up and now  he owes about 40 thousand dollars total in child support to both women!

 What’s more fucked up is his ex-wife claims this doofus is a serial cheater of the 10th level, who was arrested two times in Mississippi and in Alabama for his deadbeat shenanigans. But, even though he is a loser Vicki Gunvalson still picked his ass up from the gutter to date him.

 It gets better, Vicki herself  who has slammed Slade Slimey for being a dead beat was already  hanging around Brook  Ayers when she was still married to Donn because it appears that back in September Brook got arrested for being a dead beat and Vicki herself  send a letter to a judge back then begging him to let deadbeat out of jail and this happened when she was still married to Donn! Click here to read the letter.

From Radaronline:

It’s claimed he owes about $40,000, in total, to her and another woman: his ex-girlfriend, Nicolette Catanzarite from Indianapolis, IN., with whom he has a son.

What’s more, we’ve also learned Vicki even leant her famous name to her beau’s case in a desperate bid to bail him out of his financial disaster.

“I am a personal friend of (David) Brooks Ayers and am acting on his behalf at this time,” the reality star wrote in an August 30 letter to a Mississippi judge, pleading for him to be released from jail.

It was written almost TWO MONTHS before Gunvalson filed divorce papersfrom husband Donn and while the pair was still living together at her Coto de Caza, Calif., home.

Their divorce is still pending.

“Due to the fact I live in California, I am unable to deliver this request personally,” Gunvalson added in her missive to the court.

“This letter is requesting a hearing before a judge as soon as possible.”

In an exclusive interview, Brooks’ estranged wife Kim, with whom he has three children, said she was fighting for what her shattered family was owed in lost alimony.

“My ex-husband has a history of cheating,” she claimed, citing as proof her husband’s illegitimate child with Nicolette, 16-month-old Joey.

“I’m offended by adultery — it’s not right.”

Brooks and Kim had been married for over 20 years when he suddenly filed for divorce four years ago. However, the divorce was not granted at the time he embarked on his new relationship.

“I don’t want him back,” Kim told RadarOnline.com. “What I want is the child support. He ought to do the right thing and take care of his kids.”

She also warned Vicki: “Sometimes you don’t know people. You have a choice to make. Do your homework! It’s not hard.”

The other woman in this complicated love triangle, Nicolette, told RadarOnline.com that she began a relationship with Brooks under the pretense that he was “legally separated” from Kim.

“I once thought of Brooks just what Vicki said on the show; he was the sweetest southern guy in the whole wide world,” she said in an exclusive interview from her home.

“But over the last two and a half years, I have slowly realized things weren’t right. He’s the catch-me-if-you-can type of guy. He’s definitely a deadbeat dad.”

Nicolette claimed she is owed $900 a month plus $19000 in arrearages.

She charged: “I want the bastard to pay child support!”

The deadbeat dad case carries more than a hint of irony for Vicki, who was been an outspoken critic of co-star Gretchen Rossi‘s boyfriend Slade Smiley, who as RadarOnline.com previously reported, owes a whopping $138,857.64 in unpaid child support.

I guess since Gretchen was dating a dead beat Vicki had to run out and get herself her own deadbeat.

Thanks to my readers that posted the link to this mess!

Donn Gunvalson’s  body wasn’t even cold yet, when Vicki found herself a new man. His name  is Brook Ayers. She already trained him to carry her shopping bags for her, and he also listens to her nonsense, looks just like  Donn , except this one works in insurance. Wonderful! This way they can be screaming and moaning insurance shit in the heat of the passions, while her new Donn look-a-like grabs her from behind. And why does this fucker look just like Donn? Is this the man from Cabo?

Since Vicki is still with Donn on the show she was hesitant about stepping out in public with her new man. So she has also trained  his ass to wait in the car and shut up, but she left the window open she is not a monster. Wow! That bitch knows how to train them. An insider told Life & Style: “Vicki hadn’t wanted to go public with Brooks just yet because on the show she’s still with Donn”.

Apparently his ass either suffers from a brain disorder, or he just has no access to TV and Internet  because he is dating Vicki, and was sniffing around Vicki’s tree waiting for Donn to move out of the way so he can jump on Vicki, “the first in line when he heard she was single. She seems super happy with him,”

What’s even more crazy but it doesn’t really surprise me one bit is, that Vicki and ex-husband Donn are still living in the same house. This is what she told Life & Style earlier this month: “We’re still living together” and , “We don’t know where each other are, ever. He’s always going to be in my life.”.

 Vicki also states that Donn doesn’t have anywhere to go since he don’t have a job and she let him stay in exchange for chores and car-washing her and Donn still have money shit tied up and haven’t completely split everything up yet.