Part one of this bitch slap fest began with Andy asking Ramona about her false alarm pregnancy and questions that bitche’s delusions on being capable of getting preggers with old ass dusty eggs. The brunettes roll their eyes when Ramona adamantly defends her so-called ‘young uterus’ and states AGAIN that she could of been pregnant, then she announces she is on her period. Maybe her last one, but it’s till her period.

After a diarrhea trail of fight clips, about how these hags love to pick fights at the ‘wrong place and wrong time,” we are dragged down memory lane to rehash the bitch slap fest where Sonja, Alex and Simon got into that mosh pit of a fight over the gay rights thingy that Simon was supposed to speak at, and Gonzo totally crapped on the podium making it impossible for Simon to give his speech without slipping on Sonja’s runny shit.

So to stir the shit pot and get the blondes at each other’s throat Miss Andy asks Sonja why she didn’t allow Simon to speak at the gay-rights event. Sonja and Alex discuss the events that took place and Sonja blames someone named bleep for the so called speech hijack Alex makes a weird ass comment about this person named  bleep and you can tell Alex is making all kinds of silly excuses and covering for Gonzo (probably the same way she makes excuses for Simon when he is yelling at her in cars) because for some reason now she doesn’t want to piss the Gonzo off and be out of the blonde gang.

Meanwhile the brunettes are talking shit among each other and somehow the insanity demons that control cooco for coco puffs Kelly’s mouth muttered the truth when she spewes out that ( I know scary)  Alex is sitting there allowing Sonja to insult her husband on national TV and just brushes it off like it’s no big deal. Magically and without splanation (misspelled on purpose!) Gonzo and Alex are suddenly besties and none of this shit matters because it was all a BIG misunderstanding and aliens took the real Sonja for a couple of weeks then brought her back and it was also bleeps fault! So not Sonja’s fault! Miss Andy keeps trying to poke the beast in the eyeball and brings up the fight where Gonzo threw that bitch out of her house for dressing like an S&M whore.  Again, all we get is Alex making up more lame excuses for Gonzo and saying that they “are good now” and the brunettes roll up their eyes at this display of bullshit. Kelly tries to explain the fight and what took place, but she can’t make sense or put sentences together so she just makes herself look like the incoherent mentally ill nut job she is, like always.

Alex tries to say that if it wasn’t for the useless fight they had,  marriage equality would of never been passed in the state of New York! Yeah, I guess thanks to the house flies of New York gay man can legally marry all credit goes to these screaming menopausal twats. REALLY? REALLY BITCH YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT? I guess we are all stupid here and are expected to believe that spoonful of horse shit just like the time she said she came from oil money. RIIIGHT!! OOOKKAAYY THEN!! Alex tries to say that bleep agrees with this and I suppose that’s why he doesn’t want Bravo to say his name on TV or admit he knows these skanks.

Because Jill is a grade A asshole  and I guess in charge of asking the questions now because she can take over Andy like that; she uses her king size ladle to stir that shit cauldron (still trying to get Alex and Sonja to scrap on each other) and asks Gonzo how she felt when Simon got up on her face. Jill is salivating at the mouth hoping those two ho’s will be swinging a bat at each other, but no such luck.

Kelly is asked why she calls Alex “inauthentic” and “weird” and she points out that Alex gets red blotches on her skin when she tries to argue with people. And Kelly says it’s because “I’m nice and I care” and “Cosmo voted me the ‘5 Most Nice Celebrity’”! Alex was sitting there thinking WFUCK? HUH?! What does this have to do with anything? Alex starts turning all blotchy again and Kelly starts freaking out like the baboon she is and pointing it out and shit; and Alex still can’t get her point across. Next.

Time to ask Gonzo why the fuck she is so delusional and lives in her wealthy past pretending she still rich when she is actually a broke ass and looking like a fool after getting sued for that John Travolta movie that never got made. Sonja then loses her shit and cries because her marriage felt apart and it wasn’t the financial stuff that hurts it’s the marriage and the fact that it fell apart. Now, that bitch deserves an academy award. I would be crying the same way too if I lost my big ass paycheck like that. Good thing she is saying all this bullshit about how she loved her husband and he was kind blah, blah, blah. See this way in case other future potential sugar daddies are watching this she may be able to fool them and think she is actually marrying them because of love and not gold digging their ass. That’s good.

Gonzo is asked why all the lavish parties at fancy restaurants  if she is so broke, but Gonzo defends that by saying she gives the restaurant’s publicity because she is a “restaurant consultant”. I didn’t know waitresses are called “restaurant consultants” now. I’m sure those restaurants love being associated with the loud mouth screaming bitch fest followed by a camera crew filming this circus these bitches bring to their restaurants. NICE!

Sonja confronts Kelly on calling her house dirty and disorganized, but Kelly doesn’t back-down and insist Gonzo lives in a pigsty.  Just to deny it minutes later confusing Miss Andy. Even LuMan tries to back Gonzo up by calling Kelly’s original comment inappropriate.

Andy calls Kelly out about her house and asks her who paid for it and Kelly admits it was her sugar papa (the one that dumped her for being crazy) and the bitch says she is not calling Sonja out on who paid for her house, but more on her house being dirty. Kelly is lucky her sugar papa paid for that house or else this bitch would be homeless and having to give hobos hand jobs for a hit of their crack pipe.

Cindy who’s been sitting there saying nothing the whole time with her horse teeth sticking out of her wide open mouth being dead weight like usual suddenly jumps in and agrees with Kelly that Gonzo is delusional and puts on “airs”. Cindy tells Gonzo that she shouldn’t act like her shit don’t stink and look down on people and then expect people to feel sorry for her when her face hits the pavement.

Next Miss Andy brings up Ramonzon’s Pinot Grigio addiction and Jill makes a snide remark about the whole fiasco with Ramona wearing white to that one wedding. Alex tries to jump in, just to be told by Jillious to shut the fuck up  and stay out of it ending with Jill calling her a “fucking bitch”. Jill has changed. Into a bigger bitch.  HA HA HA!!!

Bethenny gets brought up and Jilliousy tries to say that the other ho’s were jealous of her relationship with Beth and insinuates that Ramona wasn’t helping. Andy is confused again because he has FOOTAGE of Ramonzon trying to arrange a meeting between the Skynny Girl and Jilliousy to fix things up, but asshole Jilliousy didn’t want to work it out, her plan to fuck with Beth’s emotions for a minute backfired and Beth got tired of the mindfuck games Jilliousy was playing so Beth said FUCK YOU! And walked and now Jilliousy is just pissed because her manipulation little games didn’t work on Beth. That’s why she is sad the friendship wasn’t salvaged. Not because she loved Bethenny. But whatevs she’s got 120 million a hot man and a baby. Happiness is the best revenge. Jilliousy tries to say she is scared of Bethenny and hopes Bethenny is scared of her too! Not so much bitch!

Ramona is confronted on her big mouth with no filter and she tries to say that she doesn’t say shit to be mean she is honest or whatever. So she just does it to help people, right?

The day that Miss Andy lost his shit!

The brunettes keep shutting up and beating the shit out of Alex calling her a fucking idiot and what not. And Jill accuses Mario of being a cheater while Ramona says that Jill’s husband is not as good as Mario.  And when the men get brought up bitches be going crazy so Ramona and Jilliousy channel their inner 5th grader and start calling each other loser, LOSER! LOOOSER!!! LOOOSER!! It all went to apeshit town and Andy kept trying to ask questions, but these “BEAST” wouldn’t “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!” And Miss Andy lost his shit and yelled at them to “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”  “BEAST ALL OF YOU!”. HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That was a beautiful moment! I knew someday this would happen. I wonder if next time he is going to roll up those cards he holds, like a newspaper, and smack them in the head like a dog that  peed on the couch. That was a whole lot of crazy.

Next we see a montage of the blondes and Gonzo’s Jello ass. Andy asks Sonja why she is a nasty ho’ who keeps loosing her panties and insisting on showing her dry “vagonja” Why does he even asks her this? She already admitted to being embarrassed for being broke than for being portrayed as a crazy horny  bitch that likes to put her ass on display.  So being an exhibitionist ho’ is perfectly fine and not embarrassing, but being a broke ass is.

Kelly accuses Sonja’s “vagonja” of being “rude” to Kelly while at the vagina toaster oven photo shoot. Sonja’s “vagonja” queefs out an insult at Kelly and admits that she was just being “honest” and called Kelly a dick. That’s why Kelly is permanently traumatized and scarred beyond repair by Sonja’s “vagonja”.

Next Bravo tries to convince us Kelly isn’t crazy and they are hopping we forgot her “breakthrough” at Scary Island by showing us a trail of Kelly scenes where they try to edit the bitch as  sane and the “voice of reason,” but it fails. Miserably.

Kelly gets called out by Alex on the whole henna tattoo incident and talking shit about Gonzo’s pig sty. Kelly says she doesn’t know what this bitch is talking about and keeps treating Alex like an idiot while Alex keeps breaking into boiled lobster hives. This can’t be healthy for this bitch if she comes back next season for more abuse, then she is an idiot because these bitches keep “railroading” over her.

Andy brings up Kelly’s past relationship where she claimed she was beat up by the boyfriend and Kelly says she doesn’t want to talk about it and that her ex-husband “saved” her. But the whole thing with her beating that one guy up gets swept under the rug.

Kelly also says she is not jealous of Bethenny who can now crush her with her 120 million dollar wallet. I wonder if Kelly convinced herself yet that she is NOT jealous of Beth.

Now it’s time to fuck with Horse Teeth and we see a montage of her teeth. And the shit starts between Ramona and Cindy over the whole cigar and dead mans suit argument and Ramona asks Andy is he would wear a dead man’s suit and Andy is all EEWWW!! NO! Alex keeps trying to stick her spoon in just to get told again to shut the fuck up and stay out of it this time by Cindy and Alex yells bitch “YOU NEED TO GET LAID!”. HA HA HA HA!!! TRUE! She acts a little tense doesn’t she? Was the last time her “vagonja” got some action when they got those babies out of there? So is this mean since Cindy owns those pubey waxing spas (and she must get waxed all the time) her “vagonja” is all waxed up and nowhere to go? HA HA HA!!!

And Cindy sits these with her horse teeth sticking out of her mouth AGAIN while flies are going in and out and says NOTHING because she knows Alex is right.

Cindy then confronts Gonzo on the “pecking order” comment, but Jill pulls her leash back because for some reason she doesn’t want Cindy going after Gonzo. WEIRD!

Then the “conference call” in the kitchen that ruined the breakfast gets brought up and Cindy insist she wasn’t being rude and Gonzo knew about the call. Kelly takes Cindy’s side and the Countless says Horse Teeth was rude to take that call and she is appalled. Cindy even barks at LuAss when she tries to tell her to chill and she looks like she is about to chew each of these bitches heads off and shit down their necks. Doesn’t LuAss know that you don’t try to calm a beast down when it’s all riled up or it will bite you?

Then Ramona and LuAss get into it about Ramona calling LuAnn a bad mother and what-not, then she keeps on bringing up how many times LuAnn’s daughter Victoria has moved schools and Jill then goes apeshit and yells at Ramona to stop fucking with people’s kids or she will tear her a new asshole. To be continued.

LuAnn de Lesseps decided to go blonde now, and here is her lame ass explanation for that: “I wanted to try something new,” she also wanted to channel Marilyn Monroe, “I wanted to look like Marilyn Monroe for a minute!”. I guess her boyfriend Pepi Lapoopie must be happy with her new blonde Kim Zolziak wig because she says she is going to stay a blonde for a while, “I’m definitely going to keep the new look for awhile.” And she says her boyfriend likes to pretend she is some blonde skank, “He’s having fun with this other woman,”.

Finally LuAnn admits she wanted to be blonde just like every other ho’ out there: “I’ve always wanted to be blonde. Every girl dreams of being blonde some time.”. Ok that’s fair I admit I like going as a blonde-ho’ too when I hit Vegas.

However,this dude Ted Gibson is straight up lying to LuAss and says that she looks younger with the blonde hair but I disagree: “I think she looks 20 years younger. It looks sexy and fresh,”. I think it’s the other way around, the blonde hair just doesn’t look good on her. Sorry bitch you made a cuter younger tranny with dark hair.

And here is LuAnn’s new video by the way. I recommend you watch it ONLY  if you’re bulimic and need a break from sticking your finger down your throat:

A reader left this interesting comment here. According to my commenter about a month ago she was driving somewhere in Sagaponack (I guess that must be somewheres in New York?) when she literally came across none other than young Miss Victoria de Lesseps.

My commenter states she nearly hit Victoria and a gang of her friends with her car when they ran across the street barefoot and all of them were still drunk off their asses from the previous night that the toxic fumes from the alcohol were enough to make an elephant drunk.

Here is the comment copied and pasted:

Well four weeks ago in Sagaponack we were going out to get breakfast for the FAM. Guess who was walking with her friends in the middle of the street. She and her two guys friends had no shoes on wouldn’t get out of the middle of the road. Basically I had to stop the car or hit them. I asked if they wanted a ride and of course they said yes, very dazed. I asked on the ride to Bridge hampton Starbucks, what happened. They stank like liquor, my car filled up with the smell. They all said they went to a party and slept over, but when they woke up they jumped out the 2nd floor window. They had no shoes. I asked if they needed a ride home or to their Mom’s. Vicotria commented that she had sneaked out the night before and she was going to be very mad.

Truthfully I had no idea who these kids were until this morning. I turned on the TV while I was getting dressed and there she was with her mother planning some sweet 16 party.

Good luck LuAnn, maybe be a more involved parent would work, versus partying in Morroco

Cindy invited Sonja to shopping and lunch in some dangerous neighborhood in downtown TriBeCa. While those bitches are at some downtown boutique Cindy reveals that her  cheap ass horse dentures fell off the night before, when she was stumbling around the alleys of New York drunk off her ass and woke up behind the bar with some random dude on the filthy cement ground, face down, with a chipped horse denture. The exact details of the previous night are a blur to Cindy so no one knows exactly what happened.

Cindy is carrying around her broken horse dentures in a sandwich baggie and  she also admits she carries Fixodent in her purse because that’s what people over 56 with dentures do. Then, she sits there and starts to cement her teeth together, in front of a mirror, at this boutique where they are shopping. The stinky denture breath scares customers away so the owner comes over to see if everything is okay and forces Sonja to purchase a hoochie getup or get out.

Gonzo ignores the sales lady then goes after Cindy, whining to her plus expecting and demanding lunch. Gonzo is starving and the bitch is seeing flying sandwiches and shit,  fantasizing about the chi-chi restaurant Donkey Teeth is taking her to.

Suddenly Cindy starts to beat around the bush about taking Gonzo to lunch because she is literally holding an emergency in a Ziploc bag in her hand.

When Gonzo starts to ask ‘when are you taking me to lunch?’ And repeats that shit 58 times in a row. Donkey Teeth throws a sparkly, truck stop, motel hooker, dress across the room to distract Gonzo and tries to bolt out the door, but Gonzo is determined to get that free lunch. So, she catches poor Donkey Teeth ass Cindy before she can bail out and continues harassing Cindy about buying her lunch.

Bitch My Teeth Fell Off!!!!

Even though Cindy  invited Sonja to lunch her ass isn’t about to walk around that restaurant with her front teeth missing. So finally she says FUCK IT! And yells at Gonzo: BITCH MY TEETH FELL OFF!!  But, Gonzo won’t give up. That bitch is starving, she’s tired of giving hobos blow jobs to buy top Ramen. So she keeps pestering Cindy for a free lunch.

Cindy barks back at Sonja: Lunch?!! What do you mean lunch? Bitch are you that broke that you need me to buy you lunch.  How ’bout this bitch, you go down to the corner and buy a 5 dollar hot dog?!

Gonzo was all: No I’m broke I don’t even have 5 bucks. Can you at least give me 5 bucks for a hot dog? And another 5 bucks for a diet Pepsi? Plus I’m gonna need 20 bucks to score some NY alley meth.

And Cindy responded: WTF? Are you stupid? What the hell did you think this is a date? It’s not like you put out bitch!

HA HA HA!!! It was funny shit. Specially watching Sonja beg Cindy to take her to lunch.

After that bullshit Sonja said she wants to have a ‘toaster oven, cooking party’ because the NY ho’s haven’t had one yet (I don’t think), and her intention is to lock Kelly and a drunken Ramoner in a room with a heavy door that has a window, so everyone can watch those two bitches rip each other’s hair off. Cindy says to Sonja that she doesn’t think that’s a good idea. Gonzo says that those bitches are either going to do it HER way, or get thrown out of her house. I guess that’s a favorite move of Gonzo.

Then, Cindy takes her Fixodent and her dentures and takes off to the dentist to get her shit fixed and Gonzo is left in downtown TriBeCa where she has to walk home late into the night, through the armpit of the ghetto neighborhood,  just to get home.

Cindy bounces out of there and doesn’t give a shit that she left Gonzo in the middle of that scary hood because Cindy is downtown and ghetto like that. Plus she thought it was funny to leave Gonzo alone in the ghetto there, with no ride. (Because she really took the bus there, she didn’t have a driver that was bullshit) How awkward and sad.

Later on LuAnn has a little get together. Sonja, Cindy and LuAnn are getting hammered already and Cindy blabs out that she is having an un-birthday party in ‘Quogue’. Sonja says that she doesn’t go to Quogue because that’s the ghetto and LuAnn gives a little background on ‘Quoque’ being one of the Hampton’s low rent neighborhoods that people of their caliber wouldn’t be caught dead in.

LuAnn starts busting up laughing and clowning on Cindy’s invitation saying ‘I don’t do Quogue!’ Poor Donkey Teeth Cindy. Bitch just sits there not knowing what to do, looking like a dumb ass, all shocked, confused and horrified while LuAnn and Gonzo take center stage with their back and forth loud bantering at Donkey Teeth and her ghetto ass sad party invitation.

Cindy cannot get a word in edgewise while loud ass drunken and possibly coked out Gonzo keeps on shooting the insults at her and enjoying herself. She even tells Cindy to shove the junk mailers from her hair removing spa up her ass, and all kinds of other crazy shit like that. I guess she still pissed because Cindy didn’t take her to Cipriani’s for lunch.

And because the Countless and Gonzo are good at twisting things around to blame the dumb ass they are snubbing at the time, they both make a lame attempt at lying and accuse Cindy of not sending an invitation to her party. Cindy then has the ‘ARE THEY TAKING CRAZY PILLS?’ stunned look in the face, and insist she send the invitation to both those skanks.

When those two bitches realize Cindy did send the invitation and she caught them lying; they just lie more and  each one tries to come up with their lame excuses and either blame their incompetent assistants or the Internet for failing to get the invitation. Donkey Teeth just sits there staring at them with her ‘I’m shocked and horrified’ facial expression.

Then just to be a bitch and make sure Cindy knows she is being snubbed Sonja starts randomly  babbling out some yelling spewage about getting invited to shitty parties: “Wrong place, wrong time, wrong food, wrong drinks,”. And Donkey Teeth looks like she is going to start pulling her hair out and cry.

Then all of a sudden the door blows open and Ramoner is standing there in her full hurricanal glory, she stomps in screaming “I need a Pinot Grigio immediately. White wine!, right away.”  This season they are not only highlighting Silex’s alcoholism, but also Ramoner’s.

Alex comes in trailing behind Ramona like her trained monkey wearing a caveman vest. Cindy sits there with her horrified worried facial expressions some more, this time she looks like she really shit her Depends.

Ramoners gets nice and drunk and proceeds to question the Countless on her parenting skills. “So I heard yer children arre rruunning arrround wild in the streets of the Hamptons at night. While yerr in New Yawk screwing Poopie La P.U.” The Countless admits she is out in NY only a couple of nights a week (which can turn into 5 nights a week), and she leaves her children with random homeless people to watch them in the Hamptons.

Ramona slurs more drunken insults: ‘Yerr a slut and a weekend mom!. LuAnn tries to defend herself with the lame comeback that she’s in the city working on making music. When we all know the only music the bitch is making is with Poopie La P.U.

While all this fuckery is going on, Cindy tells Kelly Sonja’s plans to force Kelly and Ramona to kiss and make up via death cage lock-down.

Bigfoot ass Kelly continues to try to convince everyone that she is afraid of Ramoner, specially when that bitch is nice and drunk. Yet, everywhere she goes to hang out and party with the other bitches, is where Ramona is hanging out and partying. So once again, Kelly doesn’t make sense.

So of course the next day Bigfoot invites all the bitches Ramona included, for  a charity dog walk. Once again these ho’s make the event all about their own drama. So, Ramona cries to LuAnn about her cigar dilemma with Cindy’s brother and goes all balls out crying about that drama.

Sonja and Kelly walk their dogs, and Sonja tries to persuade Kelly to attend her toaster cooking party to try to force her to make amends with Ramona. While Kelly and Sonja are having this conversation about why Bigfoot doesn’t want anything to do with drunken ass, Pinot Grigio wino, Ramoners Kelly suddenly drops to the ground and starts doing sand angels. Gonzo says that this crazy ass bitch needs meds.

Kelly invites Sonja to go horseback riding. And Gonzo proceeds to ride the horse all crazy. She jumps on the horse and starts yelling ‘YAH, YAH!!’  She digs her spurs on the horse then, she wips it.  The horse starts going nuts and this starts to freak Kelly out who starts yelling to Sonja to be careful or she will fall off the horse.

The horse is all over the place with Sonja on its back barely hanging on, while the horse is riding away, after teasing Gonzo for a while the horse decides it’s time to toss that annoying bitch off its back. Horses are smart animals, they can sense when someone is a jerk, and know when it’s time to throw a bitch off its back. It was Kelly’s turn in her first season joining the cast and it’s Sonja’s turn this time.

Gonzo lands right on her ass and breaks it. But the dumb bitch gets up like nothing happened while holding her ass crack together so she doesn’t shit her pants. She’s pretty tough, walking around with a broken ass. But I guess decades of walking around that golden apple will do that to you. This was the best part of the whole episode and I love it because every time Sonja does something fucked up she keeps looking like a fool. Last time with the fugly ass painting where she looked like a propped up corpse who’s fanning her queefes out, and this time she got thrown off a horse. So Karma is doing her job.

After Gonzo gets up, and starts dragging her broken butt away, she is blaming Kelly for falling off the horse and says it’s all Kelly’s fault.

When all the bitches go to Quoge expect Sonja. Ramoners shows ups demanding Pinot Grigio. Again. LuAnn says that Ramoners has a bad case of the Pinot Grigio Polar Syndrome. I think Ramoners is just a drunk.

How come, this whole episode reminded me of that one show Intervention? Ramonzon gets all worried too, she looks like a fucking junkie that’s going to start climbing the walls after she asks Cindy if she has her Pinot Grigio. Cindy tells her that they will have it and Ramona starts twitching. Watch that part again she starts to twitch and looks like she’s going to start climbing the walls. Cindy assures her that she will get her Pinot Grigio fix and Ramoner gets all worried. It was crazy. But after they get some wine in her belly, Ramona just goes ass shit.

After Ramona throws that junkie buggie dance, over the wine, she chases after Kelly who is supposedly scared of her and is trying to ditch her. Kelly then distracts Ramona by sending her off to play as if the bitch was 8 years old. Ramona is insulted and not digging that shit.

Running with the horsewife theme of this episode Cindy’s un-birthday party also has horses. I guess Bravo was hopping for two people to fall.

When Ramona sees the horses she jumps on one and starts trying to do the  same shit Sonja was doing earlier that got her thrown off the horse. But luckily this time we have a responsible horse babysitter or whatever you call that lady that was there making sure the horse didn’t go bat-shit crazy with a drunken bitch on top of it and who told Ramona ‘HELL NO!’. When that bitch wanted to start wiping the horse and take it for a joy ride around the whole farm while chogologing Pinot Grigio from the bottle.

After Ramona is denied her right to run amuck, on top of a mustang in a farm terrifying party goers, she gets frustrated and decides it’s time to go fuck with Cindy’s brother Howie, about the whole cigar fiasco. She wobbles all drunk over where he is at, and proceeds to question him about the cigar he was smoking that belonged to Ramona’s dead friend whom Howie’s wife used to be married to. Howie freaks out and he walks away avoiding the drunken crazy lady. But Ramona continues to follow him and bitch him out about why he was smoking that cigar and blah, blah, blah.

During this whole time Howie’s big ass bodyguard wife gets in between him and Ramona.  Isn’t that the same bitch that was at the wedding? When I first saw this episode I thought that big bitch was Cindy. FOR REAL! I thought that, they do look like twins and those bitches were wearing the same L7 flannel shirt, which made it harder to tell them apart.

Finally the real Cindy steps in and berates Ramona and tells her to cut the shit out she yells at Ramona: ‘ ABSOLUTELY NOT!’, Cindy puts Ramona in her place and tells her she needs to stop being a crazy ass bitch.

Ramona gets all emotional and crazy drunk and tells Cindy she’s shaking because she has to deal with this cigar debacle. Cindy says she don’t give a rat’s ass this bitch is shaking she’s freaking out her 80 year old parents.

Suddenly just as Ramona’s crazy was flaring up it went down when a crisis involving dip happened. Then everyone is happy again. Nothing like dip to solve the worlds problems.

Looks like Countess LuAnn de Lessep’s daughter knows how to party it up to catch up with mom. A secret source send The Dirty several pictures of  Victoria who apparently must of found her moms cigarette stash because the girl is holding a fresh smoke in every shot. I guess Victoria is practicing to be a party gal just like LuAnn and her famous drunken shenanigans of embarrasement.

 This montage of pics featuring Victoria de Lesseps  and friends was apparently taken at different locations, including the boarding school that Victoria attends and various other locations at the Hamptons were  the de Lessep’s are known to spend the summers.

Remember that in a previous season Victoria broke her wrists and LuAnn mentioned that while LuAnn was away, Victoria’s uncle was babysitting Victoria and her brother Noel. Victoria then tried to sneak out the bedroom window to go party and fell and broke both her wrists, perhaps some of these pictures where taken one of the nights when Victoria was sneaking out. 

 The so called source also told The Dirty that Victoria gets drunk and is  a “mess” who “wasn’t against hooking up with a girl if she was drunk enough.” This is only the beginning people!! Next thing you know, she will be posing on slutty pictures just like the Curtain Nympho  Twins!