According to Blind Gossip one of the housewives is closet-gay, she talks about sex all the time and recently broke up with her female lover (she never mentions her lover’s gender) most people are assuming the suspect is none other than Kandi Burrus. Or maybe Sonja Morgan, or maybe Tamra Barney or Sheree Whitfield?

After more research I found out Mediatakeout.com  posted a recent video where Kandi got into a fight IN PUBLIC ON THE AIR with her rumored lesbian lover:

October 22, 2010: It popped off two nights ago on Kandi Buress’ online talk show. Here’s what happened, Kandi and her friend/co-host Neeq have been fighting recently. Word on the street is that the two are MORE THAN FRIENDS. And that Neeq is upset because Kandi is not ready to settle down for a commitment.

Well, all the pent up animosity EXPLODED on the air during the live webcast. During the webacst, the two girls began PHYSICALLY FIGHTING. And at one point, in the below video, you can hear Kandi say “Call The Police.”

Afterwards, the group regained their composure. But the guest, Lil Duval, appeared to be shaken up after watching the two ladies tussle . . .

Giggi VanderDump is a cute smelly little pooch that hangs around Lisa VanderDump’s arm all the time. But not everyone loves this little dog, retail-slaves that have to clean up after his vomitation-diarrhea extravaganzas are not too thrilled to see him and Lisa when they visit Neiman Marcus:

95% of the Housewives get their prepaid Capital One cards rejected at Filene’s, so that leaves us with Lisa Vanderpump and Giggy from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Giggy always stumbles around like my drunk uncle with arthritic knees, so I’m surprised he can actually build up the strength to push out a butt nugget. I was under the impression that every so often he gets the heaves, and Lisa has to flick him on the back forcing a ball of piss, shit and vom out of his mouth. That’s he disposes of thee waste. Guess I was wrong. But Giggy is a jewel in a sea of trash so he can go caca wherever he wants. And by “wherever” I specifically mean that nasty witch Kyle Richards’ hair.

Speaking of Lisa one of the house skanks is believed to be having a portion of  Sugar-Daddy Wealthy Sancho on the side behind her husband’s back and the husband is suspicious so much that he has put cameras in their mansion. Everyone is assuming that Lisa VanderDump is putting the cuernos on her old ass husband Ken with Muhamad since the mysterious gossip mentions that the lover is wealthy. Maybe he gets a hold of super Viagra and needs to be with different women even if his main bitch is 20 and his mistress is 50. Rich people do weird shit like that.

Who do you bitches think is having the affair on her huuusband?

Tamra Barney’s son Rapey Ass Nugget Boy you may remember him from the episode where he had to have a breast reduction because he started growing girl chi-chis as the result of fucking around with steroids. Well there is a picture of supposedly his weiner circulating around the web and according to D-Listed (who describes this dude’s weiner in the most lovely way you can think of by the way) there is suspicion that the teetie tumor was used to stuff his roid torn dick. Click here if you want to look at this dude chocking his chicken.

Thanks Tiffany.

When the fortune-teller told Ramona that her husband Mario has another woman stashed somewheres who thinks of Mario constantly,  you could see the veil of denial on that bitche’s face but, the one that was freaking out the most was Sonja Morgan and everyone assumes that Sonja knows something that Ramona doesn’t know. Mario to me has always seemed like the type of guy who gets his way and likes his cake and eat it too, plus he always has that smirk of douche-bag pretty aging boy (YES, I ADMIT IT HE IS A PRETTY BOY STILL ANNOYING THOUGH!).

Plus his ass is always looking at other women that, in fact if my short-term memory doesn’t act up, I recall on the very first episode on the first season of this train-wreckage when they were all at a party and his not-so-sneaky ass got caught red-handed by Ramonzon talking to a younger bitch while having his wedding ring in his pocket! REMEMBER THAT SHIT??!! And Ramona confronted the woman by asking her if she was hitting on Mario.

Now, Ramona is always drunk and clueless, the bitch always  has her head too far up her ass and too into herself to notice what the fuck is going on around her and I bet Mario takes advantage of that shit. I bet if he is really cheating, his ass don’t even need to leave the house.  Ramona probably gets so drunk and goes  into a Pinot Grigio comma that while she is laying there passed out that he is able to bring his girlfriend over and probably even does her on the bed while Ramona is laying there shooting wine farts! Mario loves that shit because the more drunk Ramona is, the more he can sneak out, and the more belligerent and stumbly she is that she can’t tell the difference between her lipstick stains on Mario’s boxers or the other bitches.

Jill Zarin has whispered that she heard through the grapevine about Mario’s Don Juan escapades. But, then again that bitch talks a lot of shit. However, in this case there is reason for suspicion and it goes back to Mario’s wondering eye, plus the fact that he has the word ’cheater’ tattooed all over his face with permanent Indian ink doesn’t help and we saw how that tattoo was jumping out and screaming guilty the day that Ramona confronted Mario when she tried to give him a massage that went wrong!  

So, in this case Jillious may actually be telling at least some truth about this bullshit. I went on a cyber investigation rampage about this possible scandal and found some very interesting comments that people have left on different websites where they state that the Singer marriage is an open marriage and that Mario has a 24 year old girlfriend. Sometimes these comments turn out to be true in the future and sometimes nothing comes out of it. We’ll see what comes out of this.

Check out the comments below. Suposedly these are comments from people that know Mario is cheating. But, then again it could just be Jillious minions posting this shit:

I have been a recovering alcoholic for over 35 years (I stopped drinking 35 years ago when I was 23 years old). There is no question Ramona is an alcoholic–her obsession with supply everywhere she goes, her radical, mean changes in behavior when she drinks and her denial of her bizarre behavior afterwards are all markers of alcoholism

Oh by the way, Mario is indeed cheating on her—news flash—heard it from the source. Her daughters concern about this is evident to everyone except of course Ramona. She may in fact have a borderline personality as well.

Bravo is exploiting her-as they are with other alcoholics and mentally ill people on their shows—they make for good TV—Vicki in OC, Kim in Atlanta, Kim in La, all alcholics–and Camille from LA and Danielle from NJ top the mental illness charts.

Kelly showed signs of using speed and crystal meth last year the entire seasons—rambling constantly and especially when she was on what she called “scary island” (a sign of the paranoia that goes with using meth as well as the smell of cat pee in her room).

Just one?

On the very first episode ever of this show, Ramona caught him at a party they were attending having taken off his wedding ring.

Jane you are right, and I read that they have had an open marriage for the last 10 years and he has a 24 years old girlfriend and she has … Pinot.

54Antonella

 30 May, 2011 at 12:46 am

He cheats on her. He has, he will. They have an open marriage, they are partners not a marriage anymore. Andy Cohen Should ask her why he has his own apartment?

Also Ramona still insist that she is not an AlcoholicA and she brings up how in the House Skank series all the bitches are always holding a glass of wine in every episode (TRUE!) and Ramona is no exception. Except instead of holding a glass of wine this bitch is chogologing out of a jumbo-size bottle of  Pinot Moonshine Hooch. You know, the one that has the three X’s on the front.

Here is the original article from People.com:

Every Real Housewivesfan knows Ramona Singer loves Pinot Grigio, but does the New York City star have a drinking problem?

“Do I overdrink? No. I drink with responsibility,” Ramona told In the Mixx at a recent event for Hamptons Magazineat the Southampton Social Club. “I drink with a beautiful dinner. I would rather have my one or two glasses of Pinot Grigio than dessert which is 700 calories.”

Though she admits her name has become synonymous with the white wine, she’s using that to her advantage with her own line, Ramona Pinot Grigio.

And besides, the 54-year-old explains, drinking comes with being a Real Housewife.

“All I can say is, we’re filmed in social events. If you look at anytime I have a drink in my hand, look what LuAnn [de Lesseps] is drinking. The other people are drinking,” Ramona said. “The only person who doesn’t drink is Jill [Zarin]. She only drinks Diet Coke – and you wonder why? But anyway, all the other Housewives shows – they’re all drinking.”

Does it bother her that her costars, like Jill, have said they worry about her drinking? Or that she’s portrayed on the show as always wanting a glass of her beloved wine?

“I actually said to Bravo, I called them up I said, ‘Wait, is the story line so bad you have to make [my drinking] a story line? Because you know I don’t have a drinking problem,’ ” she said.

She also noted: “I’ve been on the show for four years. How can I have five businesses, be married 19 years, have a daughter who’s a straight-A student? I cannot even be a … functioning alcoholic if I had all of this stuff going on. It would be impossible. Do you ever see me fall down on TV? Do you ever see me slur my speech? Absolutely not. Do I have a drink or two with dinner? Absolutely.”

And that, according to her husband Mario, is good for business.

“You know what? It promotes the Pinot Grigio,” he says of the frequency of Real Housewives footage of Ramona drinking. “So if they want to make a big deal about it … that’s [fine].”

 Like my reader Lizzie posted this fool is at it again! Since his last venue got shut down for being a scam and playing people dirty, Cynthia’s husband Peter Thomas just had to run out and start running another scam another business again. Maybe his ass will pay people this time but I doubt it, since he sounds all chaotic and not like someone who is together enough to handle a successful business. Look how he ran the last restaurant into the ground. What I am wondering is, how is he gonna find people to work for him when he apparently already pissed everyone off in that town and never mind finding peons to pour wine what about patrons? Did this  dipshit open the restaurant in another state? Because when people find out who owns the new restaurant how the fuck are they going to be willing to visit his new venue and give him any business ? If all the previous reports are true about Peter running a scam will these people really want  to get robbed and bullied again by this prick and his thugs?

Here are some snapshots of the event, NeNe Leakes was in attendance hosting the grand opening while Peter ran a new scam and changed the prices on the wine:

Well it was reported that Vicki Gunvalson has been running around with this Brooks Ayers guy for a while now, that even his ex-girlfriend spoke to Radaronline and told them that she ran into a jealous Vicki back in 2007 who followed this woman into the bathroom to confront her and rip her eyes  out and pretty much told her STAY AWAY FROM MY MAN!!

The funny thing is that Brooks-dog was porking both of them at the same time  as well as other women (which he proudly admitted) and he laughed it off like a pig in shit!! It seems that he was dating Vicki who was cheating on Donn with Brooks at the time, who was cheating on Vicki with the girlfriend, and also with many other women that he was assisting in filling up their ‘love tanks’. But, it seems that Brooks decided to make Vicki his main bitch since she is the one that pays his child support bills.

Now, a lot of you have been posting comments that this dude looks like the guy from Cabo and I agree. I honestly believe this WAS the guy from Cabo and when Vicki and Tamra went to the Cabo-pachanga, this fool was tagging along behind the scenes and the whole time they were both claiming they were at a girls get-away Vicki’s new man was there too filling up her ‘love tank’. That’s what it looks like!

From Radaronline:

His ex-girlfriend, a woman named Debbie Keane, told RadarOnline.com that she started dating Ayers in 2005 and had a run in with a jealous Vicki way back in 2007, years before Vicki went public with their relationship and while she was still married to Donn Gunvalson.

“I was tagging along on a business trip with Brooks in 2007 in West Palm Beach, Florida and he kept talking about how his friend who was famous was coming to the conference,” Keane said. Sure enough, Vicki arrived at the financial planning group conference and immediately sought Brooks out.

“She sent him a text saying ‘finally here, I need a drink,’” Brooks’ ex said about Vicki.

Debbie said that two nights later she and Brooks were in a bar when Vicki walked in, so she followed her to the bathroom and confronted her about flirting with Brooks.  “She told me to mind my own business and then went and told Brooks he needed to ‘keep your girl in check.’”

However, Vicki remembers things quite differently — when contacted by RadarOnline.com she admitted to having met Debbie at the conference but claims that there was no fight, and in fact that Debbie “was really nice and complimented me on the show and on my outfit.” Vicki also insists that she was at the conference with Donn.

Debbie goes on to make a further, shocking, claim about Vicki and Brook’s relationship though: “In 2009 Brooks was at my house in Memphis when Vicki started texting him while she was away renewing her vows.  He told me she was saying that Don was so good to her but she didn’t really care anymore.”

Vicki totally disputes this ever occurred however, swearing to RadarOnline.com that she had no cell service in Turks & Caicos, where they were, so it would of been impossible for her to send any text messages.

Meanwhile, just last week Debbie said she had been communicating again with Brooks, who despite still being married, and reportedly dating Vicki, was trying to visit her in her new home.

“He wanted me to pay to fly him out here to meet him,” Debbie said.  She said she asked Brooks why he didn’t have his own money to fly and see her since it was reported that he had paid for a shopping trip with Vicki on May 11.

Debbie alleges that Brooks told her he didn’t actually pay for the purchases!  “Vicki went to change and I signed her name to her credit card receipt in the store, I didn’t pay for her new clothes myself,” Debbie says Brooks told her.

As for his relationship with Vicki, Debbie said he told her it isn’t exclusive.  “I’m not just seeing Vicki,” she claims he told her.  “I’m talking to three other women too.”

Meanwhile, Vicki insists that she and Brooks were never serious in the first place and that they are “taking a break” right now.

So this girlfriend of his was staying with him in his hotel while his ass was coming out to see Vicki. Aaand he makes the women pay for everything while he shamelessly admits it!  What a dog and an asshole!

Brooks Ayers doesn’t put his ‘huevos’ in one Love Tank. When this doofus got arrested for DUI he got his other girlfriend to fork out the bail money.

Here is the article about his DUI arrest:

Dui arrest:

The new boyfriend of Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson has had multiple arrests relating to unpaid child support, and now RadarOnline.com has exclusively uncovered another arrest – this time for a DUI!

Brooks Ayerswas arrested on June 15, 2009 for DUI in DeFuniak Springs, Florida and RadarOnline.com has obtained his mug shot.

According to his ex-girlfriend Debbie Keane she paid his $1,000 bail in cash after he was arrested while driving to visit her on vacation.

“They kept him for two days and I finally got him out,” Keane exclusively told RadarOnline.com. The Walton County Clerk of the Court confirmed that Ayers was arrested on June 15 and bailed out by Keane, with cash, on June 17, 2009.

“He told me he was sorry, that he would totally pay me back,” his ex-girlfriend said.   “He has never paid me back.”

As RadarOnline.compreviously reported, Ayers was arrested twice in 2010 for not paying child support, and after landing in jail Gunvalson wrote a letter on his behalf to the judge, pleading for his release.  She wrote the letter two months before filing divorce papers from her husband Donn.

That’s three arrests in two years for Vicki’s new boyfriend.

Even Vicki’s children appear to be disgusted with Vicki for stepping out on Donn. Her son was very displeased with her and he is on Donn’s side. I remember that episode when they were all on the boat and Vicki’s children seemed to have a good time and laugh with Donn and got along with him better than with Vicki. You would think they were his bio-children. Her son says he still considers Donn his ‘pops’ and he will still have him in his life. 

Vicki’s non-annoying daughter Brianna who I think is a very nice girl, with a good head on her shoulders, whom I make a point to NOT CLOWN ON, because she doesn’t deserve it. Says she doesn’t want to meet her mom’s new boyfriend.  She even expressed that on Facebook recently and I was able to get a hold of this comment from her:

Teresa Giudice is once again milking the covers of Intouch Weekly . This time she is crying to them about how she is worried about her husband Barney Devito ending up  in prison for ten years, while she has to be left alone to raise four children and fend for herself against her Psycho ass planet of the apes brother and his wannabe Jo De La Rosa wife Melissa.

Teresa tells Intouch: “I would be very nervous about the kids if Joe were to go to prison,” and, “Daddy is their hero and their king. They go crazy for him.”

Barney Devito also threw his 2-cent in about his bro-in-law and says that fool,“would not do “sh*t” for Tree. And he painfully admits he would understand if Tree divorced his ass if he went to prison for driving with a licence that did not belong to him. Not to mention all that illegal fraud shit he did. Looks like Teresa may have to join Mob Wives because her man is going to be in prison and thats required for that show. No?

Teresa says her sister in law Melissa contacted her via text when all the shit hit the fan to see if she was ok but her bro did not contact her:“When the whole thing happened, his wife [Melissa] texted me,”  she added,  “I was nice to her, saying, “Thanks for text. We’re doing fine.’ But it would have been nice if my brother called. He is my brother — it would have been good of him to reach out to me.”

While Teresa Giudice is worried that her husband will end up going to prison and she will be left alone to raise her four daughters and fend for herself, Barney Devito must be more worried about the safety of his corn-hole and becoming the 11thconcubine to some 300 pound hairy inmate, that selected him while in the shower with 200 other inmates.

Also the lawsuit that the Circe de la Crazy got slapped with last Tuesday, was laughed at by Bravo who stated the very next day that the lawsuit has no merit in other words its bullshit. And that’s because the men who got the shit beat out of them by the Giudice and Manzo men took 25k each shut the fuck up bribe money and their claims that they were in duress don’t mean jack crap. Bravo put out a statement on Wednesday that they are making the complainants take the 25k and agree to shut their pie hole and the agreement, ”will be enforced and these claims are completely without merit.”

Teresa’s lawyer has stated that all this brawl bullshit happened because one of the men hit Teresa and it was all an act of self defense. From People.com:

 “They acted in self defense,” says Jim Kridel, an attorney for Teresa and Joe Giudice, saying that after the champagne incident, words were exchanged – and a member of the rival party physically assaulted Teresa.

 ”Teresa was hit and assaulted,” says Kridel. “She is still in pain over this. This wasn’t something that was minor.” He adds that whatever his client may have said, “mere words are not provocation to hit someone. There’s no justification for that.”

Any resulting physical altercation with the plaintiffs, “was an act of self-defense,” Kridelclaims. “If someone threatens you, you can react with reasonable force. That’s what my clients did.”

Kridel also denies the allegation, in court papers, that the cast members brutally assaulted Arreola and Gomez.

“It’s absolutely ridiculous that they were assaulted without provocation,” he says. “These people are very litigious and they are looking for an opportunity to look into someone else’s pocket.”

I wonder is Bravo will reconsider their choice in talent because I’m sure its all fun and games while Bravo is filming these idiots beat the shit out of each other and get sued, but once Bravo gets dragged in and have to bleed out extra money, at what point does their talent become a liability and no longer an asset?

Even though Lynne Curtains is living in the van down by the river and she is no longer on the show, she still needed to ask Tamra what’s up with her and Fernanda. Plus this may get her some camera time so she can hop back on the show and make some much needed dinero.

Lynne informs Tamra that Fernando has bragged about the make out session Tamra and Fernanda shared on Tamra’s birthday, while Tamra was still married to Simon. Lynne also tells Tamra that Fernando’s crazy lesbian ass was not only bragging to Lynne, but also to the community about the Tamra-Fernanda love affair.

When Lynne asks if Tamra is gay, Tamra straight up tells her NO I’M JUST A WHORE! Then she starts singing ‘Blame it on al al al al alcohol, blame it on al al al alcohol’.  But at least no “nipple tweaking.” occurred between her and Fernando, so that means Tamra is straight. But just a whore.

Tamra must now break up with Fernando. Tamra also mentions that ever since her and Eddie became an item Fernando acts weird then she  brags that Eddie told her that the reason why Fernando acts like a whinny bitch since her and Eddie got together is because Fernando is ‘in love’ with Tamra. But that statement may be more Tamra bragging about herself.

Peggy pounds on Alexis door and demands to speak and confront Alexis on the whole thing with Jimbo not being present at her dinner party and disrespecting her and blah, blah, bla. Methinks she wants to get the dirt on this bitches marital problems. AlexAssLips starts twitching because every-time Peggy is around, the bitch gets the jealousy crazies and starts getting argumentative and all competitive with Peggy.

Peggy asks Alexis why Jim wasn’t at the party, and she says that she doesn’t believe that whopper about  ’work’  keeping Jimbo from attending the party. Specially since that fool,  ‘never had a real job’ even when he and Peggy used to knock fugly boots together. Then, AlexAssLips can’t take the heat anymore and blabs out that Jimbo hates the other bitches and that’s why he didn’t want to attend this bullshit party.

Peggy bitches at AlexAss about how Jimbo is an asshole to Micah, and AlexAssLips orders Peggy to shut the fuck up because Jimbo has owned four Lamborghini’s.  And they all got repoed. But still even though all of Jimballs Lambs got repoed; AlexAssLip’s husband still has to be the Alpha male. And Jimbo has the pathetic and desperate Alpha male complex down to an art-form so is very easy for him to flip out on Micah like that.

After AlexAssLips brags, about how perfect and Christian her perfect family is, she starts whining about how she doesn’t have time for a social life. Why, with all her children and nannies, and the fashion designing skeam plus the 18 hours a day of workout plus ad the five hours of puke sessions that go along with that, the poor thing has no time for a social life.

Peggy sits there with her mouth wide open because she wants to punch that ho’ in the mouth. How come these people give off a weird vibe every time they are around each other? And it goes beyond the vibe of the two bitches being jealous of each other. Specially AlexAssLips who seems to show more jelaousy towards that bony ass corpse they propped from the coffin named Peggy.The vibe is definitely icky. Did they swapped partners? EEEWWWWW!!!!

Vicki still hates Donn and now she is more pissed at him for embarrassing her at the dinner party calling her a ‘bitch’ and acting a fool. But she’s always hated him. Donn tries to talk to her and she just ignores him while she fumbles around in the kitchen. Donn gets all sad and takes off to his new job washing cars on the corner of the street for five bucks a car. Ten for wax. Fifty for happy ending. Yep, he gives the best blowjobs and car-wash on that corner!

Next, the Drunken Beinge Winery Hoping Adventures, starting Vicki and her ignorant racist undertone comments made to the Puerto Rican Winery worker who makes the mistake of innocently asks the bitches if they are ready to ‘go to the dark side’. Meaning dark wine. However, Vicki has to turn it into a race comment telling Tamra that since the wine attendant is ‘brown’ Tamra is going to jump him because Tamra likes the ‘dark’ meat. The wine guy is clearly pissed and wants to punch Vicki in the face because the bitch is totally insensitive and oblivious or just doesn’t care about how offensive and racist this comment came out. Everyone else is embarrassed for her. But, stupid Vicki just keeps going making the room cringe. And nobody calls her out on her ignorance.

Peggy is also invited to tag along in this winery hoping expedition and she decides to stick her tongue so far up Vicki’s ass with her constant, pestering interrogations of Vicki’s crumbling marriage that she ends up pissing Vicki off. Vicki cries.

Slimey’s mom shows up at his house and demands of Gretchen food and wine chop, chop. And she also demands that Gretchen makes more money to support her loser son. Gretchen downs some wine and now that she is nice and drunk she bails out to avoid her possible future mother-in-law and drives off in her car to the market to get more wine. While drunk.

Slimey’s own mama tells him that everyone in America thinks  that he’s a loser and Gretchen’s little house bitch. Then, she tells him that it’s no wonder Gretchen’s parent’s don’t like his ass because he needs to get a job.  She also mocks him by asking him if he thinks Gretchen’s dad will hand  his stupid ass the family business. Finally, she hands him an application for McDonalds that she got from Eddie.

Next Tamra meets Fernanda for lunch and to break up with her. Tamra tells Fernando that the bathroom kiss meant nothing. Since kissing a girl for fun doesn’t count when you’re drunk. Then, Tamra tells Fernando to quit being in love with her and Fernando says Tamra was just a bootie-call anyways and not a good one after all.

AlexAssLips is doing a photo-shoot to peddle her awful dresses. She first has lunch with her Pee Wee Herman gay assistant Dylan and tries to talk him out of going to his college class that night because she believes in her tiny little pea brain that she is a better education since he is internshipping with her broke ass.

But, the smart assistant decides he is going to class because that bitch is broke anyways and he knows that she doesn’t know what the fuck she’s doing and that her so called fashion line will go down the toilet to join Sheree Whitfield’s line. After the wise assistant bails out, AlexAssLips is left to do her photo-shoot with Towel. Damn that bitch does look just like Octomom. Is that her?

AlexAssLips must be really holding  a lot of bottled up anger because of all the shit she has to put up with, from Jimballs. Since she constantly acts like an angry, jealous, controlling, competitive, shrew every-time she’s around certain females and Towel just like Peggy, seems to be one of them. AlexAssLips must be jealous of that other bitche’s huge-ass lips, that’s what it must be.

During the photo-shoot-out Alexis tries to control and direct the poses that Towel is doing when she doesn’t even know how to pose herself! I swear that bitch would not make it as a model they would fire her stupid ass she kept making these stupid faces like she was a blow up doll while  she was squatting taking a shit. She just looked stupid.

I hate to say it, but even stupid ass Kelly Bensimoron can model and do poses.  And she’s a moron! But stupid AlexsAssLips cannot even do that!  How sad, maybe she really needs her Master of Puppets Jimbo there or else she may really forget to how to breathe!

AlexAssLips failed attempts to control the photo shoot are foiled by her controlling husband Jimbo, who turns the photo-shoot into a cover for a porn flick. He even sets off the hotel smoke alarms by catching the carpet on fire with his cigars. (It wasn’t the smoke machine that set it off.)

AlexAssLips is not liking that shit, but she says she has to ‘listen’ and obey her fugly husband or else he may give her a black-eye to go with her fat lip. So AlexAssLips just bends over and takes it.

But that’s okay she will take it out later on Towel or Peggy or whoever the unfortunate bitch that happens to be in front of her is  at that time.

Meanwhile Gretchen has dragged house-bitch and Slave Slimey I mean Slade,  to Texas to peddle her fugly bitch bags. Gretchen is having fun detaching Slimey’s balls and playing catch with them and passing them around  all the other people in the studio where she is filming an infomercial. Gretchen calls Slimey her ‘roadie’ and her house-bitch etc. Then, she demands he curls her hair like he did that morning.

Slimey is still in denial and insist that Jo De La Rosa was the one who emasculated and bossed him around, not Gretchen. Yeaahh sure whatever you say buddy!

Peggy gets wind that AlexAssLips had a photo-shoot and so she decides to clean up her freshly embalmed corpse and does a photo-shoot in her good whore-lingerie. Who needs to pay their house note when you can have pictures of a dried up mummified skank that’s been up for 6 weeks straight tweeking on meth and it shows.

Peggy brags that most girls may have the looks but can’t pose for shit. She must have being directing that dig at Alexis. And Peggy is right, she should know, wasn’t she like a famous model that traveled the world and was in various music videos.

Wait what? She wasn’t? Yeah well even though she was just some unknown, wannabe model who was never told that some guy taking pictures of you in your underwear in a Easy 8 motel room so he can look at them later doesn’t count as modeling;  at least Peggy knows how to pose and in that gorgeous lingere and thinning, stringy, hair Peggy looks like an old 57 year old  crack-addict, hooker, with botched-surgery tits and no ass that just took her last hit of crack and the funeral parlor just got done embalming her and they’re getting ready to bury her all decked out  in her best lingerie.

Vicki and Alexis are supposedly finally ready to sit down and put down their differences. Supposedly. While they supposedly clear the air Alexis still bitches about Tamra bringing mace to her previous party . Then she starts yapping about how she is now a fashion designer extraordinaire, that will take over the world  with the ‘Alexis Couture’ line that she pulled out of ther ass the other day.   Then then bitch starts talking about how she is not ‘naive’ and she also works and blah, blah, blah. Vicki tries to pretend to be nice (I was surprised) and says to Alexis “Of course, not, you’re just young.”. Then stupid ass Alexis stick her foot in her mouth with a dumb comeback that only a stupid ho’ like her would say, about how she is not ‘young’ because she married a 48 year old ape who has a lot of life experience and he also pays her bills in exchange for smacking her around and keeping her in check.

You can tell Vicki wanted to monkey smack the stupid out of that ho’ too. I wonder if Alex-Ass-Lips even knows how stupid she sounds when she tries to pretend she knows something. Like when she sat there, trying to tell us  her definition of Couture: It’s like clothes that are umm rich?. Dumb bitch, didn’t she bother to look it up before she sat there yapping her ass lips? Maybe if she would of lookitup she would of found out that ‘ Alexis Couture’ is the name of a porn site like a reader on another blog pointed it out.

This episode showcased just how disgusting, obnoxious, vile, stupid and rude AssLips Bellino can be. Specially when she proceeds  to display her loving Christian behavior after blowing a fuse and cuts the sleeves off the Vegas casino hooker dress  that her ghost designer sowed. Bitch cuts that dress right in front of that poor horrified immigrant woman named Towel who sowed that shit by hand and candlelight all night. Then she took the  sleeves to the bathroom  and wiped her ass with them. (That bitche’s name is Towel? you mean like that stoned Towel on South Park?). Poor Towel was  enslaved by spoiled Alexis to make all the designs for her while Alex-Ass-Lips  sat there like the fake ass bitch she is, taking all the credit. Because ya’ all know that is exactly what happened.

And I know that poor Towel had to design and sow into the dress each piece of jewelry one, by one, by hand, on a time consuming mission and she was probably up all night too just so that  ass lips  throws a bitch fit and cuts that shit up then wipes her ass with it, with no consideration for this woman who sat there sowing this fugly ass dress  in order to pay for her giant sized lips.  Some bitches have to pay for their lips and AssLips Bellino just doesn’t give a shit since she just uses her giant lips to give that hairy monkey she married for money BJ’s to get what she wants including paying her butt lips. Oh wait, that’s right she doesn’t have pay for them, Jimbo punches her in the mouth daily when she gets out of line, thats why she gets those horse’s ass lips for free.

Now that Jimbo’s gravy train is drying up, Alexis thinks she’s gonna hawk these cheap ass dresses ala Sheree Whitfield that even a crack whore wouldn’t wear on a date behind the 711. Bitch better put her lips to practice because Jimbo’s boat is sinking and pretty soon there’s gonna be no mo’ money so this bitch better get her ass back to the motel to find the next suga-daddy that will pay for her ass lips and giant circus scary tits.

Jeana makes an appearance during this episode, when she stumbles and wonders looking like a homeless, crazy person, into some fashion show that Peggy and Tamra are gonna be on. Then she proceeds to plop down and talk to Tamra, (who is obviously avoiding her) and starts asking her questions that are none of her business, just so that she can go back and tell her buddy Simon.

All  the other housewives have participated in some sort of fashion show I guess it was these bitches turn to do it also. The fugly ass outfit that Tamra is wearing for the fashion show really brings out her  tubby ass, orange body. She looks like an Oompa Loompa church lady with scary, saggy, huge, circus-tits. It was horrible.

Speaking of scary circus tits Peggy gets to show her new tits off, during their model cat walk thingy, and we get to see the big ass scars and scary veins on her nasty ass balloon tits that make her look like a 60 year old dried up stripper with giant boobs. Those balloons  look so heavy and disproportionate on her anorexic, trailer park, meth-addict, shrively body that they look like they sag too.

Peggy had  her catwalk ‘pimp’ strut down, while slinging one arm like she had some muscle disease malfunction. Maybe when the doctor sowed the boobie together he pinched some nerve,  and it makes Peggy’s arm sling like that. Who knows. Bitch looks like a lizard with high heels on, who is trying to sling her arm and fly away like those flying lizards and shit.

Since  Tamra was invited to participate in the catwalk  for this episode, she decided to turn up the drama for the cameras, by pretending she’s scarreeedd to do the catwalk and she is shy . Bitch hides under the stage biting her nails and calling Eddy on the phone crying, that she can’t to the catwalk because she’s a shy little flower but Eddy reminds her to put her big girl pants on and pretend she’s back at the strip club.
Once she does her catwalk Tamra gets all into it, and forgets her shy act. Then she has a flashback when she used to dance the pole and remembers how much fun she had strutting her stuff.  Bitch even throws some gang signs from Eddie’s gang that she now joined called ’The OC Locos’. Eddie was proud of her.

Later on though, Eddie is gonna be kicking Peggy’s husbands Micah’s ass for being an ignoramus pendejo.

Apparently Micah and Peggy wanted to have a celebrity chef cook for them for some dinner party from hell they are throwing, and Bravo hooked up Susan Feniger, from Border Grill. Peggy is another Alexis because when she’s giving her camera interview, the bitch sure knows how to sound stupid she full on told us how her and Micah were so excited to have a celebrity chef that they didn’t realize the chef specializes in Mexican food.

Once the nice lady chef meets with these two turds, she brings out a parade of delicious Mexican dishes and Micah finds something wrong with all of them. Then he spits back each one in her face and yells I DONT WANT MEEXXICUUN FOOD, THATS FOR POOL PARTIES AND MEXICUUNNS, DO I LOOK MEXICUUN? BITCH I WANTS ME SOME FANCEEEY FRIED OREO COOKIES, JUST LIKE MOMMA MADE AT THE TRAILOR PARK  AND SOME STEAK MARINATED IN PEPSI AND BEER UHUMMM! Mmkay then… Cletus and Peggy (damn even her name sounds trailer parky I didn’t even have to change it to make fun of this bitch. No offense to other girls named Peggy) they must of  grown up at the fancy trailer park, where folks can afford hamburger meat and fried Oreo cookies this explains why he is a man of taste and since Cletus and Peggy are now fancy celebrities Cletus demanded the chef rearranges the menu for them to include fried Oreo cookies.

Here’s  a picture of Micah Cletus and Peggy when they were young and sexy.

Of course while Cletus kept throwing his bitch fit on the food that was being graciously presented to his ungrateful ass, Peggy  just sat there like a pendeja not saying anything but you could tell she felt dumb like she was gonna get yelled at later by her husband for letting Bravo pick this chef that he didn’t care for since Peggy doesn’t give a shit what food is being served as long as the chef is a ‘celebrity chef’ and she can impress her friends.

Vicki’s daughter Briana is going to Vegas with that poor girl Danielle that got sexually harassed by Vicki via spanking on TV in front of God and everybody. Before she leaves Vicki  has some nags to throw at Briana because Vicki feels that if Brianna goes to Vegas without Vicki chaperoning her, some shit may go wrong. Like for example Brianna may get roofied (like Tamra and Peggy did) or get a tattoo. NO NOT THAT!

While Briana is sitting there in Vicki’s kitchen getting lectured about going to Vegas her phone rings and it’s probably her boyfriend. The one that Brianna doesn’t want Vicki to meet. Vicki goes over to look at Briana’s phone to see who is calling her and Briana gets irritated because she doesn’t want her nosy ass mom to be up her ass like that. Vicki then starts questioning Briana if Briana’s boyfriend has tattoos, or a job or if he is a meth-head. And also Vicki warns Briana not to get tattoos while in Vegas. Because Vicki wouldn’t want her only daughter to  have fun partying and getting drunk , while bending over at a sleazy bar getting a tattoo. God forbid.

Of course when Brianna and Danielle get to Vegas Vicki is calling Brianna non-stop. And while in Vegas Briana and Danielle get shit faced and take some hookah rips . Unfortunately  they weren’t smoking anything fun or illegal that’s medically legal but they had a good time and they even got picked up on by 2 lesbians. Did they go to the lesbian bar?

After that awkward scene. That I don’t even know why Bravo showed it,the girls pretend to go to bed while the cameras where rolling. After the camera men fell asleep in the hallway of the hotel by the door, like Vicki payed them to, the 2 girls went out and had some real fun.

And speaking of lesbians, the moment we all been  waiting for and wondering about. Fernanda spills the beans, Fernanda spills the beans. Yes Fernanda spills the beans bitches, and you know what, I suspected the Fernanda/Tamra friendship too.

While at a work-out at some gym that Fernando and her ex-own,  ex-house skank Lynne Curtains is there stoned out of her mind like always, and working out with Fernando and Fernando’s ex who looks like she can kick Slade’s ass.

Meanwhile during casual conversation Fernando spills the beans that when Tamra was married to Simon she followed Fernando into the bathroom to molest her and for a make out session. And probly’ other shit too.  Fernando’s ex isn’t happy when she hears that  Jerry Springer shit those 2 bitches pulled. Fernando then, interrupts the work out session to storm off to the bathroom while Lynne stands there clueless and looking dumb like she did for the 2 seasons she was on this train wreckage. No one is happy except Tamra’s ex Simon who is laughing at all this shit.

Stupid ass Gretchen keeps complaining that Slade is a broke ass and wonders  when is he going to get her jewelry and cars and fancy shit like that ,  like she is accustomed to . The bitch also keeps wondering when he is gonna buy her diamonds for her birthday. Instead he takes her to an art studio and gives her a pair of fugly ass painter pants. Then he gets his artist friend to give Gretchen an unfinished painting of her from the first season she was on. But at least compared to Sonja’s fugly ass painting that made her look 80,  Gretchen’s painting just looked unfinished and cartoony. Slimey sticks the painting in the bathroom right in front of the toilet so that he can look at Gretchen while he takes a shit because that’s what he thinks about when he sees her.

That was it bitches . Sorry I haven’t been around lately to post but I been crazy busy at work plus I was moving my home computers around doing my spring cleaning last weekend and didn’t have access to them for a couple of days. I also got my new laptop which I am very excited about.

At first I thought I was not going to be able to watch this new season because Bethenny is gone, but thank Goddess I get to watch her on BEA or else I would lose my shit.

This episode starts where we left these bitches off. Apparently this is the season where Alex Mccord takes no shit from bitches and will cut a ho if they look at her sideways. FINALLY! Bitch is from Brooklyn she needs to learn to represent that shit.

It looks like this entire season Jillousy is going to be going after Alex because Jill always has to go after the bitch she feels is below her, and since Alex doesn’t kiss her ass anymore and Bethenny is long gone, she now has to fuck with Alex because Jillousy always has to have a bitch to mess with. She also comes to my blog to leave nasty comments under the name ‘Suzanne’ and she changes her last name according to her split personality mood. 

 So we start with Ramona who is throwing a party for the new Ramoner Turtle Time Crazy Eyes Moonshine that she made in her bathtub with her feet, at midnight, while howling at the moon.

Alex and Simon show up to the shindig and run into Jillaousy to her dismay. Jill comes over to say ‘hi’ to Alex and Simon by giving them fake kisses and complements. In return Alex hits Jill in the back of the head while she drinks a diet Coke. Then, she says that fake bitch acts like nothing happened last year. Jill whines and wonders why Alex is such a bitch to her when she’s been nothing but nice. In her delusional little mind.

 This season Jillousy is also going to be doing a lot of hanging around Kelly Behemoth LooneyTunes. Since none of the other bitches want to play with her anymore, and the only one who doesn’t realize she is being played is Kelly; because she is mentally ill and an idiot. No offense to the mentally ill people or idiots. So Jill will be using her as her new meat puppet. And while Jill puts  her finger right up Kelly’s butthole, Jill will be able to control Kelly’s actions and also everything that comes out of Behemoth’s mouth.

 Jill declares her faux love for LooneyTunes ” I’m not a phony friend and I know Kelly went through a really rough time last year. I stuck by her because that’s what real friends do,” . And since I doubt Kelly is ever going to get her own spin off and I doubt any normal heterosexual male that isn’t a neanderthal will marry her beastly ass, she should be Jill’s pet friend for life. They are a match made in Bravo Hell. Aren’t they?

Jillousy asks Looney Tunes why she didn’t attend Ramona’s end of summer party. Kelly says that she didn’t go because Ramoner calls her what everybody already knows she is. ‘CRAZY!!!’. Then, Jillousy starts calling her dog Ginger crazy and Kelly steps in and says ‘don’t call her crazy’ then she starts chanting, I’M NOT CRAZY INSTITUZIONALISED YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S CRAZY INSTITUTIONALIZED, YOU’RE DRIVING ME CRAZY INSTITUTIONALIZED. Then,she starts moshing in Jill’s room in circles until she poops the carpet and passes out. Yea she ain’t crazy. Mkay. I think Kelly needs to stop mixing her meds with booze that’s what I think.

Jill says she doesn’t want to fight anymore because the fight with Bethenny’ took years off her life’.  YEAH I CAN TELL! But the correct term is it ’put years’ on her life and face. Look at her she looks like she aged about 20 years, but it wasn’t because of  Bethenny it was because Jill is an asshole and a jealous bitch, that’s what did it. Ramona says,  ‘Jill will self-destruct’.

Next we get to visit with Alex and Simon from their new home based business. Alex says that Simon left the hotel to start his own company. Translation = his ass got fired and now he is unemployed, more than likely because Jillousy blabbed during the last reunion, that Alex was posing naked in those raunchy pictures at the hotel lobby where Simone used to work.

 Alex is also now a model at the age of 36! She models as a mummified corpse bride for Halloween stores  across the nation. Alex says she likes what she sees when she looks in the mirror and that she was very blessed in the good looks gene pool because, her parents where only first cousins and not brother and sister like Peggy Tanous from RHOC.

Kelly gets all jelaous that corpsy Alex is now modeling and says “being a model is defined by being photogenic. It does not mean you’re pretty.” That is true, I mean look at Bigfoot Kelly she is not even photogenic just butt ugly and they still hired her as a model even with that weird shaped body that can’t decide if it’s male or female!

On this episode we also get introduce to the new Ho’ Cindy. Who is a successful single mother that owns, ass and back waxing salons, that specialize in waxing hairy ass bitches and hot trannis that need extra help waxing their hairy scary asses.  Cindy is also part horse part Bigfoot, but her fancy expensive teeth implants came from a Tijuana show donkey, because she can afford shit like that.

 Cindy admits she’s had a hairy body problem because she is also part Bigfoot like Kelly and so she came up with a solution by making the waxing process sexy and she also made money in the process. Her sexy solution is putting bedazzled tracers on hairy bitches bellys’ to make a heart shaped hair patch and make the hair belly look more sexy. I bet that’s where Kelly Behemoth goes to get her hairy back and ass waxed.

Cindy also keeps reminding everyone that she has it all and doesn’t need a man to do it because not only does she have a successful ass waxing bizness, but also two twin babies at the ripe old age of 60 through IVF. What the fuck is IVF?? Ok so, I don’t know what  IVF  is.  Since some of us, used the back of the Camaro on prom night method 17 years ago, and you get a surprise baby nine months later.

Cindy continues to state that she doesn’t need a man. Is this bitch saying she doesn’t need a man the equivalent to Vicki saying she loves to work except that  in Cindy’s case she will keep it up, until her ass has a Kelly The Looney Tunes level 10 meltdown about being old, fat, lonely, and having donkey teeth implants? Because you know this bitch is desperate for a man! ‘Cause she keeps mentioning  it, every five seconds!  Jillousy gets the baby jealousy when she sees that this old bitch, who is also a  dinosaur like herself, was able to squeeze out 2 babies.

Of course Jillousy nominated herself to be the private investigator of this skank clan and the first thing she asks Mr. Ed is if those babies are hers or she stole them from some teenager at prom night, because Cindy is old enough to be those babies grandma Jill also asks where the baby daddy is.  Mr. Ed is uncomfortable with that question, but since she wants to fit into the house skank club she tells Jill the baby daddy is some donor who jacked off in a turkey baster because he was too disgusted to do Mr. Ed the old fashioned way.

Kelly Behemoth Looney Tunes tries to be the one liner funny gal and copies a line from Bethenny (I’m pretty sure) when she slams Silex for showing up to the ‘opening of an envelope’.

Now let’s spend time with Ramona who is interviewing ‘victims’ for her fetching bitch assistant position. Ramona interviews a parade of scared young women whom instead of interviewing like a normal person she goes over the line and insults them from their names to the jobs they have to the clothes they wear. I wonder how many of those poor young bitches went home crying and have now developed a phobia  from interviewing with Ramona that will need therapy because of the Ramoners evil insults.

I swear her and Vicki from OC are sisters from another mother, while Vicki sexually harasses her employees by pulling the bed covers at a hotel from them to spanking them for fucking up,  Ramona insults those bitches before they even start working for her. Seriously my Tarot cards tell me these two bitches will be having some serious ex- disgruntled employee lawsuits in their future, and will lose because of all the video evidence.

Sonja and LuAnn decided to double date with their current bootie calls and it all turned into a four way orgy. LuAnn and new boyfriend Jacquez switched places with Sonja and that artist dude what’s his face. Gonzo Sonja also doesn’t brush her nappy ass hair even thought she has all that money. I guess when she is having too much fun with her new boy toy there is no time to brush your hair or wash your ass. LuAnn’s new boyfriend Pepi Lapoop is very loud and he declares that he loves LuAnn and New York. Those French men they sure in fuck know how to get a green card don’t they.

Gonzo is also very happy with her new boytoy, she bought, who likes to come over her house to ‘hang paintings’. Gonzo would have never been able to go out with a hottie like the artist in the past since back then she had no looks or money and now that she has money, but still no looks she can at least buy hot guys.(to her he’s a hottie to me just your average looking guy).Therefore, Sonja is glad she did her time while married to grandpa bucks so that she can finally afford a hottie like the artist guy, who also wants to come over to LuAnn’s and see her bushy gardens. By the end of the evening they all had an orgy. Gonzo also states she wants to take it easy with the artist because she is only been divorced 27 years and that’s too soon to settle down.

The day of the wedding that all the bitches are invited to arrive, and Jill is complaining to Bawby about having trouble with the tube sock outfit that she wears under her dresses to hide the rolls of fat that hang from her skin. Next Jill has a shit fit and acts surprised, when she sees that Alex and Simon showed up to the wedding that she is attending to, even thought 2 seconds later during her camera interview she admits knowing they were coming.  Do these bitches forget they are being filmed?

The evening gets more fun when Alex catches Jill in another lie.  Jill is supposedly on the same committee with Alex for  a gay marriage walk. Jillousy lied to Alex and told her she is not going to the march because she will be out of town at a wedding, but this is this same wedding they are all at right now, and Alex sees no reason why this bitch can’t go to the march since she is driving after the wedding  to attend herself. Jillousy also lies and says that she is on some ‘honorary committee for people who ‘can’t attend’ sounds like bullshit to me.

Then, Ramoners gets caught talking shit about Donkey Teeth’s brother over some cigar bullshit and his amazon wife punches Ramoner in the back of the head for being an asshole and a fat mouth.

While Alex and Ramoners are out mingling and drinking Jillousy says that she is a changed woman “I said I couldn’t change and I have changed. And no matter what anyone does, I will always be nice and kind”. And blah, blah, blah and no more than five seconds later she is bad mouthing Alex to some gossipy pruny bitches (one of them looks Kim G’s sister). Those bitches sit there and talk smack about Alex and Jillousy tells Kim G’s sister “And that fucking bitch Alex McCord has the nerve to come up to me at the church and say ‘Oh I thought you were coming tomorrow because you’re on the committee.’ Look at her. She’s a bitch. She’s socializing at a party that is so above her,”.

What the fuck is this shit?!! Last time I checked this is America anybody can go to any place and socialize with whomever they want. This is not some ancient monarchy society where you’re not allowed to mingle with whomever you want. And besides who died and left Jillousy the queen police of social classes ? When the dumb bitch is as ghetto as they come since she crawled out of some dark butt-hole in Rhode Island.

 Then, the gossip sisters and Jillousy are talking smack about how dare Alex and Ramoners wear white to a wedding . Stupid Jill says is confusing her and that no one else is wearing white. Really? There was a shitload of other ho’s wearing white at that wedding, and how can this confuse Jill is she that stupid?

Alex comes over to the table where Jill is sitting with the gossip twins to confront her for being a bitch and a liar, and for not going to that gay rights march and for pretending she didn’t know Alex was attending the wedding or some confusing rigmarole bullshit like that.  Jill straight up lies and Alex says this season she is not letting Jillousy get away with shit and will sucker punch that fat bitch in the head if she keeps up her crap:  “I’m not going to let Jill weasel out of anything. She said she’s the queen of accountability but she’s really the queen of BS,”

Bravo decided to say ‘fuck this shit!’ And canceled the Real Housewives of DC because their ass was putting America to sleep. Bravo is donating the reruns  to people with insomnia. This was the very first time in history that Bravo canceled a Real House Skank show. These DC skanks were just waaayyy too boring and unwatchable.

I remember watching the episodes and watching the clock. One episode I saw, I think it may of being the first one where that bitch that looks like a quarterback. Mary (see I don’t even remember their names) was taking pictures with all 37 of her children in a white pajama nightmare.  I remember I got tired and I did start to dose off. Now, at first I thought it was because of all the mandatory overtime they were making me take at my well paid slave job, and that is why I also didn’t even recap that series. But now, I think I was dosing off because those hos’ were boring. TOO BORING!

The only time I watch and pay attention more was, when those delusional Salamis were on. And when that uppity bitch what the hell was her head the Princess, Stacey. Yeah, that’s her. Called out  Cat Litter Ommaney on her bigoted comments. But other than that, all of them (except for the Salamis) where unwatchable. There was something just boring and uppity about them, and I love clowning on people that are uppity. But these bitches were  just more boring than uppity and bland on top of that nothing there, just blaaahhh. 

A  couple of weeks back Radaronline had leaked out the news that Bravo was canceling this crap and then Lynda Erkiletian, got all butt hurt and was out there denying that shit. Now she probably feels stupid because the show got canceled anyways.

Here’s what all the DC ho’s were Tweeting about getting the boot to the ass:

Stacie Turner – “The past 18 months has truly been an amazing adventure! Thanks so much for your support. The best is yet to come…….” she tweeted.

Mary Amons – “Bittersweet day, memorable fun ride w/ @catommanney @THErealLyndaDC @stacieturnerdc & the Bravo family! Exciting projects ahead! #staytuned,” .

Lynda Erkiletian –“we are too dignified ! LOL ..its not a bad thing! Xo L,”

Cat Ommaney –“So the milk was spilt,and we cried over it..(meow meow) and then the next show..mmm well thats going to be ‘creme de la creme’!!..”

Michaele Salahi says that the reason that the series was canceled was because these skanks decided to put up a fight with Bravo and refused to film with the Salamis. Here’s what queen of delusional, Michaele had to say to PEOPLE:

I sort of knew this was going to happen,” Salahi, famous for being accused of crashing the White House in November 2009 and stirring up her fellow cast mates, tells PEOPLE. “The other women didn’t want me back on the show, and [Bravo executive] Andy [Cohen] stood his ground and said there wouldn’t be a show without me on it. I’m grateful to him for that.” 

 Bravo said no Salami’s no show and pulled the plug. I for once believe that crazy bitch Michaele is telling the truth. I know Bravo doesn’t want to waste their time and ours putting boring ass bitches on that are carefully watching their steps, to make sure they don’t accidentally shart in front of the camera. That’s not what America wants, we want drama filled clown ass bitches, with psychotic, rabie infested, delusional tendencies, and no filters of the mouth. We need those bitches to make fun of. Or at least I do because I’m sick like that.

Thank God Bravo canceled that useless paint drying mess. Those bitches were booooorrrrriiiiinnnnggg! Sorry Bravo you fucked up. They didn’t even have a living walking Halloween prop named Mama Elsa to keep me awake or wanting to watch their crap show. But then again they’re probably going to cancel the Miami Lice bitches too, unless they bring in six Mama Elsa’s to pour their drunken heavy accented garbles of wisdom while wearing their fine night gowns out of the  cobweb vault of the 70s, and drinking wine out of a punch bowl in the middle of the day and calling dumb bitches “ignorant”  and “emotionally immature”.  As it should be. Reminds me of my own NaNa except without the corpse looking 20 pound head.