Vickie and Briana

We start with Vickie having lunch with daughter Brianna at Hanna’s. Her daughter makes me proud. Thanks to Vicki’s over the top obsessively compulsive antics Briana has turned out to be an exceptionally hard working young lady who is compassionate and loves her job wiping butts! That’s right people you heard it she enjoys her job. Specially wiping butts. God bless her we need more nurses like her in this world ( I really mean it) Despite the fact that Vicki may be a shit-bat crazy, control freak who really needs to slow down and for Gods sake have sex with Donn already! Despite all that she still  raised her kids right (Lynne should take lessons from Vicki on parenting) .

Gretchen

We then move on to Gretchen she is with Jo and Slade at Jo’s video shoot. Gretchen left Jeff with his children so that Gretchen could get a break from taking care of Jeff at the hospital. The kids seem to not hate Gretchen so maybe she is not that bad to them. I think she wasn’t  even Jeff’s fiancee I think Gretchen was just a well-intentioned paid nurse that Jeff was very fond of and she was fond of his “kindness” and then Gretchen wanted to go on the show and Jeff just helped her because she was such a cute Malibu Barbie he wanted to buy her shinny things and a Barbie beach house.And since Jeff looked just like Santa on a diet well shit! what girl woulnt want Santa to buy her a Barbie beach house and shinny stuff. Do you blame her! What I couldn’t figure out was just how many damn- kids did Jeff have  and they all looked different too ! Damm he got around!

Tamra

Tamra is  sitting down with son Ryan to discuss the tat that made Tamra go ape-shit by tearing her shirt and pounding her chest as she flicked pooh at passers by. Remember that crazy shit!. Ryan tells Tamra that she was almost a grandma but unfortunately the baby was miscarried. That would of being cool if they had the baby and named it “Nugget” and Tamra would of said during her opening statement ” I am the hottest grandma in Orange County”. I just am not convinced that this is the first time that Tamra heard about this almost grand-baby she could of had. I think they talked about it in private before airing their dirty laundry on Bravo.  Or perhaps Ryan told Tamra at Lake-Screwbasu about the baby but they edited it and that’s why Tamra was flipping out crying, because she didn’t want to be a grandma. Wouldn’t that be funny! I’m just saying.

Gretchen and Lynne

Gretchen meets with Lynne at some French restaurant Lynne says Gretchen is really sweet and she really trustes her. Lynn has nothing to worry about with Gretchen since Lynnes husband is much too young and poor for Gretchen. These chicks drink wine all the time. I cant live in the OC I am not alcoholic enough I will just have to stay in the VC where I am safe and don’t have to drink so much! Lynne tells Gretchen she has been married since she was 12 to her husband of 18 years. Gretchen ask Lynne how long ago she met him. Lynne doesn’t like that Gretchen is trying to find out Lynnes age. We all know shes 53! Come on ! Dint Lynne read the fine print that when you go on reality tv everyone knows your business! Quit trying to cover your age! Damn! We all know already!