Cut! 12/30/08 part 3

Posted by realfauxhousewives | Uncategorized | Sunday 4 January 2009 6:58 pm

gretchenryinglynnsitting1Lynne meets the other housewives and all shit breaks loose!

We first see Lynne arrive at the restaurant to meet the other housewives.She is introduced by Gretchen. The other housewives are curious and ask Lynne questions about where she is from and things like that.Lynne tells them she is originally from Laguna and that she loves Laguna. Everything is going nice and smooth at first; that is, until Tamra starts talking about how concerned she is with the schools where her children where to attend if she were to purchase a home in Laguna. Yeah lets hope she can afford Laguna right now. At first Lynne advices that “el Morro” school is down the street. You can tell Lynne wants to move on from that conversation to something else. However Tamra and Vickie had continue their PTA mom conversation. This irritates the hell out of Lynne which is understandable; since she is traumatized because of her daughter the spawn of Satan. As a result her daughter has horns . Lynne yells “Cut, Cut!” ( When Lynnes arms where spread out saying Cut! did anyone notice her flabby lunch lady arms or was it just me?). The other women look at her like “What in the fuck is wrong with this bitch?” . Lynne continues “I do not want to hear about any kids, I’m so over the freaking kid thing, I’m donne Im over kids. If we have to talk about kids right now I am going to have to freaking leave!” and she was shouting as she was saying this shit. Even Gretchen who introduced her was shocked at Lynnes tirade.  Later Jeanna says  she is lucky she didnt get bitch slaped by Vicki. That would of being funny if she got bitch  slaped by Vicki. What would Nene do?

To top it off after all this bullshit Tamra goes off on Gretchen because Gretchen  was out with her family at the lake and Jeffs kids had taken over to care for Jeff while Gretchen took a break. What I dont understand is how is it that Gretchen also has time to go out to lunch with girlfriends, go to do a video shoot do burlesque parties and so on and so forth and yet if she leaves the kids with Jeff to go to the lake she gets bitched slapped by Tamra? But then again is it the same relationship if its a husband or a sugar daddy? Things that make you go hmmm.

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  1. Comment by FutureHousewife — February 16, 2009 @ 9:48 pm

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