Bethenny

Bethenny is posing (not naked!) for some magazine called Social Life Magazine. Oh my God what is that? Oh, it’s Devora, the chief and editor of Social Life Magazine. I thought it was a talking fish or something  for a minute, because of them fat lips.  Anyways Devora says that she met Bethenny at some party where Bethenny was giving free table dances and bitch got all jealous because the hotter, sexier brunette was getting all the dick attention so she went over there to confront and Bethenny bitch slapped the shit out of Devora, all the men got turned on at the cat fight and the two became friends because Devora respects bitches after they bitch slap her.

So she ended up asking my girl Bethenny to pose for this magazine that Devora is editor and chief because you know them lip whale fat injections are expensive shit, but I think this time the fat lips where courtesy of Bethenny after she punched Devora during their little cat fight in exchange Devorah let Bethenny pose in pretty dresses for her magazine. It all worked out peacefully in the end. Anyways Bethenny looks hot, and bitches should be jealous of her.

Ramona

Ramona and her husband are at their big ass beautiful expensive house swimming in their nice big lush swimming pool. They play for the camera and tell each other how lucky and in love  they are and Mario pretends kiss Ramona while pretending she is Charlize Teron.

Silex

All of the sudden like a cruel joke they switch to Silex! And they’re in their little wired fenced backyard complete with background traffic noise and sirens I thought I also heard a helicopter and some gun shots, and you can see the neighborhood crackhead in the background of their backyard jacking off while they swim in their inflatable Walmart pool they picked up on sale during winter for only $59.99!

Of course anytime Silex is on camera they have to front and fail miserably at it!  These fucktards want to make people believe that other people are jealous of their ghetto ass backyard with the crackheaded hobo and everything. I don’t even think the hobo is jealous of their shitty backyard.  Then, they start talking shit about how the Hampton’s suck ass and this backyard is so much better, blah blah blah. And how they were there, just as their daily duty of whoring themselves  to the social elite and not because they like the Hampton’s or anything like that. Yeah, whatever fucktards!