LuAnn and Bethenny

Are at some restaurant discussing another charity that LuAnn is doing for the American Cancer Society and is inviting Bethenny to join and help with the cooking. The conversation turns to LuAnn talking about her upcoming book “Class with the Countess” which is supposedly about manners and class and how to always remember to wipe your nose before you wipe your ass.

Bethenny asks the Countess why does she think she has more class than other people is it because she married a Count? because that doesn’t mean shit! Bethanny continues and tells LuAnn , Bitch it ain’t like you grew up in a castle with “Ladies in waiting” and shit and don’t act like you’re not from Connectitud from the wrong side of the tracks and you grew up at the Sunnyvale trailer park, so why would anyone buy LuAnn’s shitty book. And LuAnn says that she agrees that she was all poor and ghetto but that this is why her book will be successful because it will talk about her journey in becoming a Countess.

I agree with LuAnn writing a book about being a Countess and whatever! But, it shouldnt be called “Class with the Countess” it should be called “How to marry royalty in 3 weeks or less”.LuAnn says Bethanny is a jealous Bitch and should get over it because LuAnn is a Countess. Bethanny says that this is a glass house waiting to shatter, or some shit like that.

Kelly and Ramona

Kelly takes Ramona to some modeling museum. Ramona knows more about the museum than Kelly and makes Kelly look stupid. Kelly is pissed Ramona knows more about the museum and is also furious that he whole plan to show off to Ramona backfired.

Ramona starts spewing about some charity that Jill is putting together and is complaining to Kelly that she is getting dragged into this charity. In a last feeble atempt to show off to Ramona in order to impress her; Kelly interrupts Ramona in the middle of Ramona rambling on about Jills charity and tells Ramona, I am the youngest person in some old peoples club called the Junior League from New York. Ramona pauses for a split second and she looks at Kelly like , are you high? Then she totally blows that off, and says: okay, back to me Bitch, and continues with her complaining about Jill. Awkward!

Bethenny

Gets a surprise visit from fish lips Devora who picked her to host a party for Socialite Magazine and to be on  on the cover of  the magazine as well and gladly announces it to Bethenny. Bethenny is stoked!

Ramona and Mario

are advertising their religious jewelry business and showing off their site that’s designed fabulously tacky! Lovely!