Exclusion At The Races!/01/06/2009/ Part 1

Posted by realfauxhousewives | Uncategorized | Sunday 11 January 2009 8:40 pm

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Gretchen

Is getting a package delivered to her home. Gretchens step children are there with her. The content in the box is  the ring that Jeff chose for Gretchen and he got her a bigger stone for 65k . Gretchen is exited because diamonds are her best friends. Gretchen in running up and down the stairs jumping on beds and making an ass out of herself because she got the big ass diamond she wanted. However Jeffs daugther didnt get the car she wanted because Gretchen is now wearing it on her finger. Jeffs daughter looks bored  or possibly just tired of witnessing the revolving door of women and wives and misstresses and midgets and all kinds of shit that  her father had going on and of course Gretchen was the parade leader in that circus. Even in his deathbed Jeff was still a player. I swear this Jeff guy sounds scandalous. May he RIP.  Was that the same daughter that Gretchen was yelling at to get a job in another episode? Watch  the daughter with the light hair(yeah that one the one that Gretchen was yelling at in another episode!)What  is she  doing on the computer! it looks like she distorting Gretchens face on the laptop! Yes people she was. She was putting evil black magic voodo spells on Gretchen watch the upcoming epidoses when Gretchen wakes up horrified because she grows a PENIS! And a big one at that! But that doesnt stop ruthless Gretchen she is still the hottest trani-in OC. Jeffs son says he will still have a crush on Gretchen even if she turns into a hot tranny mess.

Lynne and the little Lynnes

Remember Lynnes daugther Alexa? the one that dindt get in your nerves that much? Remember the boy that told her she looked like a striper-hoe in moms dress? That goofy looking kid (he looks like a good kid) He comes over to visti Alexa. If I were Lynne I would totally be chaperoning those kids. But I guess she has the camera man to do it. This whole scene looked like an afterschool special and Randy looks like a parakeet with that haircut!

Jeana

Her ex-husband is still close to her? But why? When you have an ex-husband he is your ex for a reason. This is not the baseball guy its some other guy I swear I think he works for Tony Soprano. Jeana is going to work for him now so that means she will work for Tony Soprano. They are drinking together I wonder if his girlfriend will get upset that Jeana works for him.

1 Comment »

  1. Comment by Joyce — May 5, 2009 @ 4:14 pm

    The OC ladies have a problem.. They are faux rich and faux sophisticated… “Cheesy” comes to mind. Especially Tamra, the trailer park madam herself; with one moron for a son, she keeps on ticking, having more kids… Simon and Tamra are ridiculous- a pair of drunks who deserve each other.

    But the kid who takes the cake is the dark haired kid whose mother looks stoned.. what a brat.. stupid parents, stupid kids.

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