All the girls shopping for hats for the races.

Everyone arrives at the St. Regis to go hat shopping for the race tracts. I swear every episode they show the St. Regis . The St. Regis must be giving Bravo discounts for all the exposure.  Everyone seems to be in good spirits at the St. Regis surprisingly they are all getting along even with Lynne! Tamra and Gretchen got over their little spat (for now) and Lynne seems to be trying to fit in with out yelling “cut!”.   Tamra starts to ask about what color the hats are and realizes that ever since Gretchen joined the cast Gretchens head got bigger while Tamras got smaller and this is why the hat doesnt fit Tamras head! Tamra admits that although her and Gretchen are over their little fall out that she is still extremely cautious of Gretchens whoring ways. Gretchen pretty much says that she doesnt give a rats ass what Tamra thinks of her and she is just in this whole fiasco for the ride! When Lynne says “this really looks cute with this” her voice sounds really old.  Jeana says Lynne doesnt want to cover the dry-mop she has on her head and is one of the main reasons why Lynne doesnt fit in! Malibu Barbie Gretchen starts jumping up and down when she sees the bright pink hat. ” the pink hat I want that pink hat its perfect!” mine mine mine she rushes as she punches Tamra on the face on the way to grabbing the pink hat. The sales lady just stands there and laughs when Tamra is all getting her ass beat by Gretchen. Gretchen grabs all of the pink hats in the room and tells Tamra these are all mine get your own bitch! Tamra decides to change her wardrobe since its not worth getting her ass wooped by she-boy amazon Gretchen.Gretchen tells Tamra  to wear black. Tamra tells Gretchen she has decided to wear black! End of argument!

Hurricane Vicki is not there to decide which hat to wear to the races and everyone is afraid that if they pick the wrong hat Hurricane Vicki may release havock on their ass! Hurricane Vicki is in Florida. Jeana and Vicki are talking on the phone about what hat Vicki should get. Jeana tells Vicki about a red and black hat they found her. Gretchen picked it out? Vicki yells at Jeana and Gretchen over the phone and tells them that if they pick her that hat, she will choke those two bitches through the phone. Everyone else is scared and jumps back so that they dont get in the way of Hurricane Vickies path.

Vickies house

Vickies son as well as her future exdaughter in law and some friends are partying it up at Vickies. Jeana had tipped Vicki off earlier that the kids were partying at the house. Everyone is getting wasted  when all of the sudden the phone rings and is Vicki is on the other line. In the scariest DarthVader voice she tells her son she is going to kill him for having a party at her house. Every single one of the teenagers was killed by Hurricane Vicki later on that day.

Jeana

Jeana is having dinner with Kelly. Miguel the Maitre D is on the look out for a good man for Jeana. He tells Jeana he will screen the man to make sure they are not just looking for a sugar mama. What Jeana needs to realize is that if she wants something “pretty” in her bed she will have to pay for it. Jeana says she refuses to pay for something pretty and the waiter will do.

Lauries lunch with Tamra

Laurie tells Tamra she did not reduce the size of her breast. Tamra tells Laurie since she cant be the hottest house wife anymore at least she can be the house wife that has the largest circus-freak size boobs on the show. The rest of the conversation was kind a blur I forgot how distracting Lauries duck lips are! Oh yeah back on track, Tamra tells Laurie about fake eyelash big boy coming to lake Screwbasu and Vicki going completely ape-shit over him being there so much that Vicki grabs her shot gun and gets in her pick up truck with Tamra on the passenger seat complete in their cowgirl hats and chase Frankie and Jeana out of Lake Screwbasu forcing them to go somewhere else. Laurie tells Tamra its because Vicki owns the river and thats how shit goes down over there. Tamra tells Laurie about Gretchen getting offended when Tamra yelled at her for leaving Jeff at the hospital while Gretchen rubbed her crotch on her family members . Tamra tells Laurie that she is going to shove an oscar up Gretchens ass. Laurie tells Tamra she doenst miss all of the drama but will be back soon as soon as she has an opportunity where she can get George drunk and drugged for a couple days while she sneaks off to do the show.