On the way to the races

So finally everyone is on their way to the races.  On the way to the races Vicki, Tamra, Jeana, Cara oh yeah and the two guys (oh sorry) Simon and Don. Did I forget anyone? In the Limo Vicki is on her lap-top to annoy Jeana she is tipping away. But the real reason Vicki is on the lap top is because she is really hooked on Internet porn and cant stop looking at Internet porn. Jeana is really mad because Vicki wont let her look at porn also. Cara starts to instigate Tamra about Gretchen and tells Tamra that she should bust a cap on Gretchen’s ass for taking all of the pink hats. Did you all notice how everybody in the limo looked at Tamra real close they all had their eyes on her responses when Cara was eggin Tamra on about Gretchen and telling her the truth. That Gretchen and Tamra don’t get along and Gretchen took all of the pink hats on purpose to be a bitch to Tamra. Cara told her like it is! God bless that bitch!

At the Races

Gretchen took her brother on a date to this one. Vicki says she will be a princess in a next lifetime and not put up with anybodies shit. Lynne is hoping hopelessly to fit in with the other ladies and make friends with them. When they arrive at the races Gretchen is not even wearing the pink hat. Tamra notices that right away. Well no shit Tamra! Duh! Gretchen did that shit on purpose to be a bitch! and you didn’t catch that right away? Gretchen says who gives a shit because she changed her mind and wore the white hat, instead. Then, she slapped Tamra in the face and told her I do what I want bitch! Everybody gets introduced and the vibe in the room becomes very awkward! wow! it was weird. Tamra says that Lynne and her husband remind her of 70’s surfers. Well duh! Tamra doesn’t like surfers because she is really not from Orange County. Lynne confesses she told Frank to be patient with this tough crowd and that hopefully they will accept them into the cool kids club. Tamra looks like a church lady with that hat.  Everybody looks like a bunch of southern church ladies with those get ups. The men look like a bunch of casino lounge rejects! Vicki hates everybody.Upon everybody geting there, shit starts getting weird and uncomfortable.

The group with Vicki, Tamra,  Simon and Don sits on one of the tables and refuses to sit with the Gretchen, Lynne, Frank ,Jeana and Gretchen’s bro’ I don’t remember his name. Where was Cara at? Well call it the team Tamra and team Gretchen to differentiate. The reason why I separated the teams this way is because of all the competition between Tamra and Gretchen over the pink hats and title of hottest housewife. Team Tamra tells team Gretchen to shove it up her ass because they are not sitting together. (Did you all notice how awkward they all behaved? Tamra threw her arms up and then Vicki just ignored Gretchen when Gretchen asked them to join them) Weird and awkward! Weird and awkward people!

Suddenly right after the two teams separated everyone left to place the bets and Lynne decided to stay, hoping that team Tamra would talk to her.Everyone else including Frank just left her ass there and told her good luck with that! Lynne was not invited to sit at the cool girls table and with her puppy dog eyes begged the other group to invite her and talk to her but team Tamra gave her the silent treatment. So Lynne just sat there looking pathetic. I felt bad for Lynne she should of just taken off with the other people and ignored those other bitches! After the rest of teams Gretchen got back from placing their bets. Team Tamra decided they had ignored Lynne long enough and decided to go to another part of the room. Or leave the room I don’t know how that set up was done.  Anyways team Tamra are sitting in their corner talking shit and calling team Gretchen a bunch of fat bitches. With the exception of Lynne who will puke her food up later on. Team Gretchen is having a good time and it shows! Team Tamra is having a shitty time because the waiters wont bring them any food because they suck. Team Gretchen is having fun and drinking. Vicki disses Don again and calls him a bitch. Tamra brings up Gwen Stephanis husband and refers to him as Gwen Stephani es husband Im sure he has a name. Vicki says that this is how people should refer to Don also. At that point Vicki slaps Don and tells him shut up bitch! Then in a surprising moment on television that has never being seeing before Simon jumps in for his boy Don and pops Vicki one on the mouth. Vicki backs down.

Gretchen

Gretchen’s AWPD (Attention Whore Personality Disorder) starts acting up and so she decides its time to hop the fence to find other men to hump their legs. She finds a few men including a big muscle Black guy she is dry humping . I knew she liked chocolate! Good for her! Jeana goes to team Tamra to give them all the dirt on team Gretchen. Because Jeana was a spy for team Tamra all along! AH HA! Jeana point out what a flirt and a hoe Gretchen is. Vicki says “whatever!” . Vicki is jealous that Gretchen can hump more legs than she could.  Tamra calls the other box low class. Even though she owns full closets of striper dresses and shoes. Tamra continues to be insecure and it is obvious and eventually everyone goes downstairs to see the horses closer and to place more bets. The Tamra team looks like a bunch of dumb-ass wanna bees trying to place bets and being overdressed.Vicki is the muscle of the operation in team Tamra and tells the clerck at the window that they are high maintenance and that they will have to put up with them or else she ’s going ape shit on his ass.

After all of this drama and being a bunch of bitches to each other all of the house wives take the last pictures of the evening together. Lynne says in her interview that they where all bitches to her except Jeana (She can be nice!) . But overall it was full of drama and cattiness!

till next time bitches!