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The Real Housewives Of NJ Keep It All In The Family

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 05:33:19 +0000

Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa’s nephew and the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I’m looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will come out.

But for now, it seems that Teresa has a sister in law who married her brother (who actually has a forehead). And it appears that Teresa does have a ‘Nephew’ and she also can’t stand this chick for some reason, so its all family feuding bullshit. Typical in every family. Still, Teresa seemed to get too crazy over the mentioning of the ‘Nephew’ comment that Joker Face made during the reunion, and why would she yell ‘YOU’LL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’. Which by the way Jacqueline is denying that she states Teresa yelled ‘Bring up’ not ‘Break up’ I don’t know I heard ‘Break up’.

Then again maybe Joker Face was trying to befriend this Melissa chick and get dirt on Teresa . And that’s how she found out that the 2 don’t like each other. That’s what I’m thinking.

Melissa also mentioned that she was pissed off at Teresa for not inviting her daughter to ride in the limo with Gia. What a bitch.

It is believed that Teresa is jealous of this sister in law . Because she is richer (or appears to be) and prettier and has a forehead.Radaronline reported earlier today that the Giudice’s told them that, Melissa approached Bravo to join the House Skanks. Why? I don’t know. I don’t think these dumb ho’s read these blogs, were asshole smart ass bloggers like me, tear their ass up. But then again, Melissa may just be doing it to piss off Teresa since the two hate each other and getting clowned on by smart ass bloggers may be a small price to pay to piss off Teresa.Or she is just another scandalous skank with Attention Whore Personality Disorder. Who the fuck knows!

It was reported Teresa got all pissed off flipping tables, when she heard her sister in law will be joining.

Here is Teresa’s reaction when she heard about the sister in law joining:

“When Teresa got word that her sister-in-law was asked to be part of the show she said, ‘If she’s going to be on the show, then I’m not going to do it,” a family source told RadarOnline.com. Teresa and Melissa don’t get along…They don’t speak,”

a Giudice family friend added. “She doesn’t want to be on the show with her…I don’t think that she’s made her final decision and told them [Bravo] that yet.I think they’ll probably just bring more drama, and if Teresa is on the show it would be a competition. They’ve always been in competition. Melissa will stand up to her on TV. She’s a nice woman, but Melissa will give her a run for her money if Teresa busts her balls.

A source close to Gorga added: “I don’t believe she’d want her brother and sister-in-law on the show. She’d rather do it without family. But it’s up to Bravo, not Teresa.”

Supposedly Bravo has been filming this new wannabe house skank. I bet Kim G is pulling her granny hair out and slamming her head up against her purple basement walls.

Radaronline reported that this new ho’s mansion is three times the size of Teresa’s shack. Bravo has not confirmed that this new aspiring house skank will join the trainwreck.

Here is a picture of Teresa’s sister in law Melissa Gorga and Teresa’s brother. I see that they are related I see she likes to put those hughe head bands all complete with the 16 pound flower on her kids head. Just like Teresa.

Here is the original article by Radaronline:

The Real Housewives of New Jersey will soon be welcoming a new face to the neighborhood, RadarOnline.com can reveal exclusively.

While not every new or returning member has signed on, camera crews are already following around the new addition.

If Caroline, Jacqueline, and Teresa return to the show for another season, they will be sharing the small screen with Melissa Gorga, who happens to be Teresa Giudice’s sister-in-law! A Giudice family friend told RadarOnline.com, “She [Melissa] is not replacing her [Teresa]. I think Melissa is actually Dina’s replacement.”

The Giudice family friend said Gorga actually approached Bravo to be considered for Season 2.

“I believe Melissa is coming on the show because they’re at her house filming. They’ve been filming for weeks… at first she wasn’t sure she wanted to go on the show, but she decided to accept it.”

And it looks like Gorga will give extravagant Teresa a run for her money. “Melissa’s husbandused to have a landscaping business and then he got into real estate. And she used to do his paperwork as his secretary and now she is a housewife,” the Giudice family friend said.

“Their house is actually twice the size as Joe and Teresa’s. It’s enormous! She has two live-in nannies and lives in a $4 million mansion on an exclusive lot in Montville. Teresa and Joe’s house looks like a garage compared to theirs.”

A rep for the show told RadarOnline.com, “We’ve announced the show is coming back, but haven’t made any announcements about casting yet.”

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Bethenny Frankel Leaves Real Housewives Of New York Permanently

admin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 05:27:13 +0000

Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that ”Last season was scary and painful,” . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the show. I am gonna miss her big ass mouth. But I don’t blame her for exiting that bullshit ass show that only teaches us how not to act. Good luck to Bethenny with her own show that she deserved in the first place. Here is the original article:

This season, fan favorite Bethenny Frankel isn’t going to be an absentee housewife. But she is going to be a nonexistent one.

Bravo’s breakout solo star has finally announced the inevitable: She will not be returning as one of the Real Housewives of New York when the show begins filming its fourth season next month.

Not for all the satchels of gold in Manhattan.

It’s hardly surprising news, as Bethenny has hinted of her nonreturn since the third hellacious—and friendship-destroying—season wrapped earlier this year, but it will nevertheless deliver quite the blow to the Bravo family.

“Last season was scary and painful,” Frankel told Us Weekly by way of explanation, adding that she didn’t “see any reason to go back.”

“It took all of the joy out of it.”

The 39-year-old new mom (and, finally, veritable housewife—how’s that for ironic timing?) spent most of last season feuding with former BFF Jill Zarin and trying to fend off the obnoxious and roundly offensive non sequiturs (and professional critiques) lobbed by Kelly Bensimon.

Can’t imagine why she wouldn’t want to go back for more.

Still, Bethenny is unlikely to be off Bravo’s screens for long. According to Us Weekly, she’s still contracted to pop up on RHONY despite her aversion to being a full-time castmate, and if Andy Cohen has his way, it’s highly likely her small-screen return will come courtesy of a second season of her motherhood- and marriage-chronicling spinoff, Bethenny Getting Married?

Provided it gets a new title.

Bethenny was also quoted a few days ago saying, that she hopes Joker Face’s try at a solo show flops: “I’ll bet everything I hope to be that she will not have a spinoff on Bravo,”. More proof to support how Joker Face gets in everyones last nerve.

Who Is Teresa Giudice’s Nephew? And Who Is Tara G?

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 05:36:43 +0000

That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa’s buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho’s started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her ‘Nephew’ . And Teresa was ready to rip Joker Face a new asshole. Teresa then got up and went up on Joker Face’s mug and yelled ‘YOU WILL NEVER BREAK UP MY FAMILY!’ .Interesting. Teresa was so ragingly pissed off, bitch went into full blown The Incredible Hulk mode. She even send her boss Mr Bravo Andy Cohen fliyng into a couch like a little bitch.

I’ve noticed everytime that Joker Face calls out Teresa on shit that Teresa is trying to hide , ’cause she don’t wanna look stupid. Teresa loses her shit. Like when she flipped her lid over the ‘Foreclosure’ comment Joker Face made at her at the Country Club. This time the ‘Nephew’ comment sent her off into planet of the Apes Mode.

Have ya’ all noticed during this reunion the comments these bitches make to each other tell us there is more behind the cameras that we don’t know about? But want to know about? Joker Face is a dirty ass snake and knows how to manipulate stupid Teresa in order to make her lose her shit making Joker Face look like a victim. The weird but fascinating blog ‘Absurd to Sublime’ posted some juicy rumors about Barney Devito and his mistress Tara G. Who knows if it’s true!

Well folks, I have learned from an unimpeachable anonymous source that Joe Giudice has a girlfriend named Tara G. Danielle found her because she hired a private investigatorand had the Manzo’s and the Giudices followed.

Tara G., by the way, is not exactly hiding out. She attends parties and actually displays pictures of her and Joe together. She also has pictures of a baby, whether or not this is Joe’s offspring is unknown. Tamra Barney, if you recall, was in town to tape “ Watch what Happens, Live ” with Andy Cohen that night and they all went to dinner together. My source tells me Tara met Joe later that same night.

Supposedly Joker Face hired a private investigator and had the Giudice’s and Manzo’s followed. Tara G drives a Volvo wears designer gowns and attends parties . She also brags that Barney is her boyfriend and displays pictures of him and a baby she has . Who knows if this is Barney’s kid with Tara. There is rumors that Barney supports her.

Could this be why Teresa was about to rip Joker Face’s asshole through her mouth? Maybe Teresa being the good Catholic mafia wife that she is, just looks the other way but doesn’t want the rest of the world who watches her in her fishbowl embarrassing life, to find out about Tara and Barney’s affair, or that would bring down the happy crappy facade she is being trying to sell us and embarrass the Beejebuz out of her? Could this be why with each passing episode Barney just seemed more and more irritated with Teresa, that he even started acting as if he is disgusted with her by going as far as threatening to kick her ass? Could this be why Teresa was always mentioning how Barney and her have lots of sex and why she was always asking him to kiss her and spank her and constantly asks him if he loves her all desperate and shit? Could it be because she is afraid she lost him to his mistress Tara? Could the ‘Nephew’ be Barney’s love child with Tara and that’s why Teresa yelled that remark about Joker Face breaking up Teresa’s family?

Later on today Teresa went into a desperate attempt to explain why she went total ape shit. But really doesn’t explain much. She pretty much just says that Joker Face was digging up shit on her by contacting her immediate family and then spreading rumors that weren’t true. Sooo if they weren’t true then why doesn’t she explain why the nephew comment made her start pounding her chest like King Kong? Here read the interview and tell me what ya’ alls think:

Guidice, 38, explains in her latest Bravo blog.

In April, Guidice welcomed a healthy and “beautiful” nephew (not Jacqueline Laurita’s baby; they aren’t related).

When Staub, 48, accused Guidice of not acknowledging his birth, Guidice says she initially was confused.

“I had no idea what she was talking about because I WAS there [at the hospital],” she writes. “But then I realized what she was saying – that she had been digging around my extended family and trying to find dirt on me and defame them. And I just had it. I will not stand for that (or sit still anyway).”

Staub knows how to push buttons, says Guidice, and that remark did it.

“Who would sit back and let someone spew lies about their family on national television?” she asks.

“She spends her time running around town trying to dig up dirt about all of us. And then she spits it back at you when you least expect it,” adds Guidice. “It’s ALWAYS lies, but it’s shocking to hear because she’s letting you know she’s talked to people in your life. It would make anyone crazy.”

She apologizes for shoving host Andy Cohen– “my natural reaction to try and shake people off when they’re holding me back,” she says — and insists she’d never lay a finger on Staub. Says Guidice, “She’s just not worth it, she’s sue happy, and it’s what she wants.”

But she isn’t sorry for screaming.

Says the mother of four, “I am a screamer. I can’t help it and I do own it. I’m just very vocal when I’m mad. I’m Italian and I live in New Jersey. We cook big, we love big, we laugh big, and we scream big. At least I do anyway. It’s who I am and I’m not going to change for anyone, especially not cameras.”

Sooo that still doesn’t explain why she went nut bags over the ‘Nephew’ comment. Reality Tea was saying earlier that there was a rumor that Teresa has a nephew who is half African American and that Joker Face heard that Teresa and her Italian family didn’t want to accept the baby, for being of mixed race . But later on that rumor was shut down to just being a rumor. I don’t know but I think there is more shit to come out .

Jim And Alexis Bellino 4.6 Million Dollar Home Foreclosure Ordeal

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 04:19:50 +0000

Can Alexis and Jim Bellino be the next losers to be exposed for being broke asses? According to the OC Register the answer is yes. Jim and Alexis Bellino defaulted on their 4.6 million dollar loan, since they have not made any payments since April 26 2010. I bet these fucktards were too busy having fun playing ‘Lets pretend to be rich’ for the cameras,with the monthly mortage payments that they couldn’t afford in the first place. Just like Barney Devito and Teresa these fucktards money problems are starting to surface. The Bellinos owe the bank $83,856.92 on their home and this is the same home that Jimbo and Alexis put on the market several times. Click here the article is from September 2009 . And the selling ad for their house reeks of desperation.

These two assholes came close to losing their home . There was an auction for August 25th but somehow they got a loan modification before their house was auctioned off and were able to save it. Who knows how they’re gonna pay the back payments they got behind on.

I remember a while back Alexis let go of her nannies and said that she got a part time job at the plastic surgeon’s office doing some consultant bullshit. Could that be a red flag that these fucktards are broke? There are also some comments on the comments section stating that Jim’s Ho-tel is going into foreclosure.

Here is the original article:

Jim and Alexis Bellino, last season’s newest cast members of “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” recently defaulted on a $4.6 million loan for their stately home on Circle Drive in Newport Beach.

According to documents obtained exclusively by The Orange County Register, the Bellinos failed to pay $83,856.92 as of April 26 on their home loan, and faced the threat of foreclosure, plus having their home sold at public auction to the highest bidder.

The original loan amount was for $4.5 million. Because the Bellinos missed all mortgage payments since the first of the year, the debt — with fees and penalties — swelled up to $4.62 million, the documents indicate.

However, the auction (or trustee sale), scheduled for Wednesday, Aug. 25, never happened. The Bellinos modified the loan on their home, a foreclosure did not occur, and the family never had to move out.

“Chase Bank has been great to work with on my modification,” Jim Bellino said in an interview Friday. “The trustee sale has been canceled, and the modification has been agreed upon.”

UPDATE (8/27): The 5-bedroom, 5-bathroom house is 4,200 square feet. According to Redfin, the Bellinos bought the house in August 2007 and have been trying to sell it, but took it off the market. It has been listed on and off since May 2008. Zillow.com says it’s now worth $3.89 million. For a few more real estate details and a photo of the house, check out Jeff Collins’ post on the Lansner on Real Estate blog.

Since the housing market bubble burst, several “Real Housewives” have faced serious real estate conundrums. Original “housewife” Jeana Keough defaulted on her loan, faced foreclosure and got a loan modification, much like the Bellinos. Tamra Barney short sold her home for less than the Barneys purchased it.

Frank and Lynne Curtin faced eviction four times, and were actually evicted from their Laguna Beach home. That dilemma was documented in painful detail during the last season of “Real Housewives,” which airs on Bravo. Season 5 of the reality TV series ended in March, and season 6 is filming right now, with a tentative schedule of premiering in January 2011.

According to the documents, California Reconveyance Company, a debt collector, notified the Bellinos on or around April 26 that they had defaulted on their loan. The deed of trust for the property was dated July 30, 2007 and recorded on Aug. 1, 2007. A modification on the deed of trust was recorded on Feb. 18, 2009.

The documents state that by April 30, the bank had contacted the borrower (the Bellinos) to discuss the borrower’s financial situation and to explore options to avoid foreclosure. Yet, 30 days had passed since the borrower was contacted without a resolution. That triggered the notice of trustee sale.

Jim Bellino said the documents don’t reflect the loan modification going on presently. His lawyer Michael York confirmed that Chase scheduled a foreclosure sale in error. Bellino added that his family, which consists of his wife and three kids — James, 4, and Melania and Mackenna, 2 1/2 — intend to stay in the home for an extended period of time

It’s weird how all this bullshit happened to them in August just like Teresa and Barney Devito Giudice. Thanks to my readers Uwish and OC Watcher for the links!

Kim G Is Buying Out All Of Teresa’s Crap And Selling It On Ebay/Joker Face Performs Song In Mafia Shirt

admin — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 07:00:03 +0000

Kim G who is one of the bitches with one of the worst cases of Attention Whore Personality Disorder that I ever seen , is so starved for attention and desperate to be the next New Jersey House Skank that now she is even starting shit with Teresa.(But then again nobody really likes Teresa these days, so who gives a shit)

Kim G wants Bravo to cast her as the new villain of the House-Whores so bad. That she came up with a genious evil plan of staying in the news as the next crazy bitch, by stating that she is going to buy all of Teresa’s Liberace’s tacky ass home furnishings and selling that shit on Ebay . She is also going to donate all the money to the Emmanuel Cancer charity.

Kim Granny-Tell told Radaronline : “Her things should be for sale on a folding table on Mulberry Street.” Umm, yea this is coming from some tacky ass bitch whose basement looked like it was last decorated in 1979 by a prostitution coke -whore who is paranoid the unicorns will steal her gummy bears. Yea. Bitch dresses like she is Mary Poppin’s senior going on a broom flying lesson with Harry Potter. And she is talking shit. That’s funny! But then again I agree with Granny, that shit should be for sale on Mullberry St. Just like all the 2 dollar random whore, clothing at Kim D’s cluttered ass store.

After the reunion was taped the other Housewives Jacqueline, Caroline and Teresa were sent letters by Bravo asking them to come back for a third season. Joker Face did not receive a letter. Because I bet she pissed Miss Andy off . That bitch would piss off Ghandi. Other sources however are saying that the other housewives gave Bravo an ultimatum that if Joker Face came back they would not. Joker Face did not even realize the other ‘woman’ got a letter from Bravo asking them back for a third round of shit circus and she found out she got the boot online! To be a fly on the wall!

Neither the Kim’s or Dina were invited back. But Dina tweeted this messague:

“yes, I’ve heard the news, don’t know if it’s true. Rumor has it I may not be invited if I don’t put my daughter back on air. Can u believe?”.

Here is a couple of videos my reader Melissa emailed me of Joker Face. Where she is getting an interview about last night’s episode were the interviewer corrects Joker Face’s grammar:

And here is another video of Joker Face performing another one of her bullshit songs while wearing a shirt that says ‘ Danielle’s Mafia’. I guess it’s true that she just wanted to be part of the other ‘woman’ mafia but since they dind’t want her mengy ass around she went and started her own mafia:

Nothing is sexier than a 50 year old dried up, prostitution whore , street walker,senior citizen, porn skank, wearing a shirt that says ‘Danielle’s Mafia’.

Thanks Melissa!

The Real Ghetto House Skanks Of New Jersey Get Banned From Country Club

admin — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 04:18:55 +0000

Why I am not surprised? I knew this was coming next. Apparently the Country Club were the Big Weave-Off fiasco of 2009 took place, wasn’t very pleased with these bitches truck driver, ghetto skank, shenanigans after receiving letters from current members asking them what the fuck is wrong with them letting these gutter tramps film their loud ass monkey performances there.

As matter of fact after receiving these complaint letters from their members, the people that run the Country Club became so embarrassed and mortified that this took place in their fine establishment; that they send the letter below to all the members of the Country Club apologizing profusely for their ignorance of ’the true nature of the TV show’ because they don’t watch these low brow reality TV shows. And also promising that they will never fuck up like this, ever again. Possibly by making sure the Country Club organizers watch ghetto ass reality TV shows as part of their job.

’Cause you know damn well, if they were people like us that watch these shows they would of known not to allow Bravo there with those cameras and the shit circus that comes with it. So it’s good to watch these shows , see? Not only do these shows teach you HOW NOT TO ACT they also keep you informed, so if you’re ever some person with a fancy-pants job at at Country Club and Bravo ever asked you to film these skanks you would know better and tell them to fuck off. See we learn something new everyday.

The people who run the Country Club explain in the letter below, that they don’t watch ‘The Housewives’ and had no clue as to the low budget, scandalous, trailer park, chola shenanigans these bitches like to pull and express remorse for ever letting Bravo film their trash show at that Country Club. They also say that none of the House-Skanks of NJ belong to the Country Club nor represent the fine rich folk of New Jersey. That’s hilarious. Here these bitches are always trying to make it seem like they’re the shit and the ‘creme de la creme’ of the town they live at, but in reality all these Faux-Housewives are the ass end of their town’s joke. How sad.

Thanks to my reader Robin for the link.

Click the letter below 3 times to enlarge:

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 14:33:23 +0000

On a separate note that has nothing to do with these ho’s. My hubbie and I want to thank everyone of my readers who offered their condolences on my FIL passing. Thanks Everyone!

The Boss Lady

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta Are Ghost Hunting On Ghost Hunters As Special Guest

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 05:47:26 +0000

The Real House Skank’s of Atlanta are going to be special guest on Ghost Hunters. I was watching Ghost Hunters International on Wed and I saw the preview clips of NeNe and Kim being introduced to Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson from Ghost Hunters.

Check this out:

SYFY’S GHOST HUNTERS GET REAL IN ATLANTA

BRAVO’S THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA JOIN THE GHOST HUNTERS FOR ONE EVENING ONLY AS SPECIAL GUEST INVESTIGATORS

Los Angeles, California – July 30, 2010 – Ghost Hunters, Syfy’s hugely successful reality series, has announced a trio of special guest investigators. Bravo’s The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes and Kim Zolciak are on the case at the historic Rhodes Hall in Atlanta, GA as they join Jason, Grant and the rest of the team for an unforgettable investigation. The episode is slated to air on Syfy this fall.

Since the series debuted in 2004, viewers have flocked to Syfy on Wednesday nights at 9pm to catch the latest hair-raising cases from the files of TAPS (The Atlantic Paranormal Society), led by Rhode Island plumbers Jason Hawes and Grant Wilson. The first half of season six (airing spring 2010), averaged a 1.9 Household rating, 2.6 million total viewers, 1.6 million Adults 18-49 and 1.6 million Adults 25-54. Its spin-off series, Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy, have continued to cement the Ghost Hunters brand as the top paranormal franchise in cable.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta is an up-close and personal look at fabulous women from Atlanta’s social elite as they juggle their burgeoning careers and busy home lives with the whirl of the south’s hottest city. These driven and ambitious women prove that they’re not just “housewives,” but entrepreneurs, doting mothers and feisty southern women.

Ghost Hunters, Ghost Hunters International and Ghost Hunters Academy are produced in association with Craig Piligian’s Pilgrim Films and Television (Dirty Jobs, The Ultimate Fighter, My Fair Wedding). Piligian and Thomas Thayer, along with Rob Katz and Alan David, serve as executive producers.

Syfy is a media destination for imagination-based entertainment. With year round acclaimed original series, events, blockbuster movies, classic science fiction and fantasy programming, a dynamic Web site (www.Syfy.com), and a portfolio of adjacent business (Syfy Ventures), Syfy is a passport to limitless possibilities. Originally launched in 1992 as Sci Fi Channel, and currently in 96 million homes, Syfy is a network of NBC Universal, one of the world’s leading media and entertainment companies. (Syfy. Imagine greater.)

HA HA HA!! Social, elite, ambitious? Whoever wrote that above article is not familiar with the housewives and their low rent, gold digging , whoring, broke ass, shenanigangs! I can’t wait to watch this coming up episode of Ghost Hunters.

Teresa Giudice Blames Bravo For Being A Broke Ass

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 03:16:54 +0000

It seems that reality is smacking Teresa and Barney Devito in the face. Teresa is just now realizing that she bit on more than she can chew by going on the Real Housewives. Since everyone knows of her embarrassing business and now she is even thinking on not returning to the show.

Dina A secret source told PopEater :

“If she wasn’t on the show, this all would be much easier,”

“Everything would be settled by now, but because she is now famous everyone is using the situation to get press for themselves and humiliate her and her family. It’s honestly got to the point where she’s not sure if she wants to come back for another season.”

“Teresa is sick of everyone knowing all her private financial business,..She didn’t sign up to be on ‘Housewives’ so that everyone could look into her bank account. Millions of couples go through what they are going through, except no one knows about it. It’s just not fair.”

Seriously what the fuck did she think was gonna happen? Once you’re on a reality TV show you’re fair game and yes EVERYBODY is gonna know your business.If you fart the whole world is gonna hear it, and smell it too. You can’t have your cake and eat it too. You can’t be on TV pretending to be all kinds of mafia rich when it’s all smoke and mirrors and then get pissed off, once they find out you’re really a broke ass maxing out credit cards.

Seriously did this bitch not watch Tamra Barney on RHOC. Tamra Barney is the original Real Faux Housewife pretending to be all farting $20’s and shitting $100’s and the way that bitch was blowing money it sure made some people believe she was farting and shitting money. Then came all the other broke ass Faux housewives , Lynne Curtin, Sheree Whitfield, NeNe Leakes. But in the end that house of bullshit credit cards came crashing down in flames for each of these ho’s and it was so loud that everyone on TV and the bloggosphere knew it. I guess history must repeat it self.

And since Teresa chose to be on TV trying to show off to everyone, this year it was her turn to look stupid. I bet her husband Barney Devito must be the one who is telling her to not go back on the show. Dumb ass! If you want privacy why the hell ya’ all go on a TV show and become a public Z-list figure?

Thanks to my reader Uwish for the heads up on this gossip!

Broke Ass Teresa Guidice Blows 60k On Tacky Ass Furniture After Bankruptcy

admin — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 16:32:20 +0000

So Teresa Guidice’s bankruptcy garage sale is being postponed until October 3rd. And even after filing for being a broke ho’ and all this shit storm that’s going on because of her wild spending the bitch went out and blew 60k to refurnish her empty mansion on bullshit ass things she don’t need. Teresa and Barney went out an blew that wad of dirty cash on :

$8,800.00 on curtains. $45,000.00 on wall hangings mirrors, frames, urns, chairs and tables for Teresa to flip. All this crap came to 60k . And I bet is some tacky shit that wreaks of gaudiness in all is cheesey glory.

The Guidice’s lawyer is trying to defend her impulsive spending, saying that the reason she had to go and blow money on all that ridiculous expensive shit is because of the postponed auction ( postponed to Ocotber 3rd) that is coming up shortly. Which is the reason she is going to have to refurnish her Taj Mahal mansion. I can understand this bitch having to buy furniture for her huge ass house. But why the fuck is gotta be a bunch of expensive shit? 60k ? Hasn’t she heard of Ikea? Target? Big Lots? Or the fucking second hand store? For fucks sake, don’t these morons have any common sense?

When the Guidice’s were trying to leave the court Barney got all butt hurt and yelled at reporters: “None of your business! Back off before I get pissed!”. Uh! No dude! You and Teresa choose to go on a reality low brow TV show, so that everyone and their momma drools over your faux- over the top , wannabe-rich lifestyle and now it all backfired on your asses, because the truth came out that ya’ all fronting. That’s why you’re pissed. Next time ya’ all wanna rip people off don’t go on a reality TV show and maybe everyone would not be pointing and laughing at you in your sad fishbowl. The only ones I feel sorry for are their children.

Click here for original article.

Thanks to Asia and Lizzie for the heads up on this little piece of gossip.