http://www.realfauxhousewives.com New and improved with all the fat and sugar and calories that's bad for you Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:19:59 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It seems that the bad luck keeps hitting this chick hard. Teresa Giudice is in some disputes with Bravo, over her cookbook "Skinny Italian". An insider tells New York Post, that Teresa was the only housewife to give Bravo 10 % of her book sales. She filmed some scenes to promote ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/09/07/teresa-giudice-the-next-one-to-get-the-fat-boot-to-the-ass-by-bravo/   Teresa Giudice has been having some fucked up Karma kick her in the ass lately. First the truth came out about her 11 million dollar debt . A few days ago Teresa and Barney blasted back  in an interview with InTouch  magazine, by insisting that it was not their fault that ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/09/06/teresas-giudices-endless-diarreah-trail-of-embarrasement-including-her-250k-hidden-assets-and-tara-gs-angry-twitts/     Kim Granny-Tell may of being rejected by Bravo . More than likely 'cause she got on the other bitches last nerves and nobody wanted to be friends with her 4 face bitch ass .  But don't worry when one door to Satan's Hell closes, another one opens right away. Since there's always room somewhere in Reality ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/09/03/kim-granny-tell-will-use-rubber-gloves-to-handle-teresas-used-gross-furniture-and-to-have-her-own-reality-trainwreck-show/   Many rumors were swirling around about Teresa's nephew and  the Barney Devito mistress Tara G or F or whatever and what not . But it appears as if all these rumors may be planted bullshit . I'm looking at you Joker Face. Yeah. Well, methinks if it is true, then it will ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/09/02/the-real-housewives-of-nj-keep-it-all-in-the-family/   Bethenny Frankel is done dealing with the crazy that is Real Housewives of NYC  .Now that satchels of shit Kelly Bensimoron ruined it with her psychobabble-spewage crazy, bitch episodes. Bethenny says that "Last season was scary and painful," . So she pulled a Dina and said fuck this shit; and quit the ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/09/01/bethenny-frankel-leaves-real-housewives-of-new-york-permanently/   That dried up lizard Joker Face sure knows how to push Teresa's buttons in order to make her go Teresa Ape Shit on her ass. Not even a minute or 2 after the reunion of these mafia ho's started. Joker Face made a comment to Teresa about not acknowledging her 'Nephew' ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/08/31/who-is-teresa-giudices-nephew-and-who-is-tara-g/     Can Alexis and Jim Bellino be the next losers to be exposed for being broke asses? According to the OC Register the answer is yes. Jim and Alexis Bellino defaulted on their 4.6 million dollar loan, since they have not made any payments since April 26 2010. I bet these fucktards were ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/08/29/jim-and-alexis-bellino-4-6-million-dollar-home-foreclosure-ordeal/   Kim G who is one of the bitches with one of the worst cases of Attention Whore Personality Disorder  that I ever seen , is so starved for attention and desperate to be the next New Jersey House Skank that now she is even starting shit with Teresa.(But then again ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/08/24/kim-g-is-buying-out-all-of-teresas-crap-and-selling-it-on-ebay-joker-face-performs-song-in-mafia-shirt/     Why I am not surprised? I knew this was coming next. Apparently the Country Club were the Big Weave-Off fiasco of 2009 took place, wasn't very pleased with these bitches truck driver, ghetto skank, shenanigans after receiving letters from current members asking them what the fuck is wrong with them letting ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/08/21/the-real-ghetto-house-skanks-of-new-jersey-get-banned-from-country-club/ On a separate note that has nothing to do with these ho's. My hubbie and I want to thank everyone of my readers who offered their condolences on my FIL passing. Thanks Everyone! The Boss Lady http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/08/20/15491/