http://www.realfauxhousewives.com New and improved with all the fat and sugar and calories that's bad for you Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:10:43 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en   Chankla Face got threatening Twitter messages a few days ago from someone by the name of @Hardboiledpeggs who send her these lovely threats: "see u on February 7 ill be there with a book and a rope so i can kidnap u,"  and the threats got worse when this crazy person ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/02/03/real-housewives-of-beverly-hillbillies-chankla-face-gets-twitter-death-threats-fbi-finds-the-culprit/   Jill Zarin got the boot to the ass by Bravo, but just like a teenager that got dumped by the boyfriend who popped her cherry, Jill  still can't get over the breakup and her hyperactive imagination is now making her have delusions that Bravo actually wants her back! (Either that or ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/02/02/fired-ho-jill-zarin-has-fantasies-bravo-wants-her-back/ Marlo Hampton's hefty income to support her  lavish lifestyle, has been questioned by everyone including loud ass Sheree Whitfield who accused Marlo of having an 80 year old white sugar daddy who keeps Marlo in diamonds and five hundred dollar red sole expensive hooker shoes. Well it looks like the mistery ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/02/02/real-housewives-of-atlanta-marlo-hamptons-big-poppa-revealed/ Kim Zolciak who was recently accused by Bitter Peter for being a racist  because she missed going to Africa with the other skanks, used to be a crazy sex starved ho'  who was out home-wrecking marriages and polishing poles. This is  according to an insider who used to shoot the shit ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/31/exclusive-interview-with-one-of-kim-zolciaks-old-friends/ Brandi Glanville has a habit of telling bed-post scratch stories about people she wanted to fuck, but probably never did. And if she did they don't want to admit they hooked up with her crazy ass because maybe they had some drunken episode, spur of the moment fuckup and regretted ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/29/gerard-butler-asks-who-the-hell-is-brandi-glanville-brandi-insist-he-banged-her/ While Chankla Face cried and cried Domestic Abuse and even went as far as sporting a black eye over a fat lip, it came out that Chankla may have been doing this in a desperate attempt to convince the other ho's that Russell beat her ass because all along the ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/28/real-housewives-of-beverly-hillbillies-none-of-the-bitches-believed-chankla-face-was-a-battered-wife-plus-lawsuits-against-chankla-that-can-make-her-quit-the-show/ The super vocal Bethenny Frankel had a very rough last year after she hit the Jackpot with her Skinny Girl Brand and everyone and their mama decided to sue her. More bad news emerged for Bethenny when she tried to start her own talk show and was turned down for ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/26/bethenny-frankels-new-talk-show-will-premiere-in-summer-husband-not-happy-with-her-big-mouth/   Recent rumors surfaced about Jacqueline Laurita being a stripper and prostitution whore who met her husband at the pole, but Jacqueline has time and time again denied those rumors and says all those rumors are bullshit and has even gone as far as pulling out of her ass, identification cards ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/25/real-housewives-of-new-jersey-jacqueline-lauritas-stripper-drama-continues/ On the last episode of RHOA all the skanks piled up on a 7 day flight to Africa except for Kim because she was breast feeding and bound to her newborn baby and no husband at home. However, Bitter Peter has a different opinion as to why Kim missed the trip and ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/25/real-housewives-of-atlanta-kim-zolciak-tells-bitter-peter-to-kiss-her-ass/ Paul talks Adrienne into going with him to some hidden volcano place so he can try and get some later. Adrienne thinks it's because he wants to push her over the edge of the mountain and into the ocean, since Paul and her haven't held hands, or kissed or done ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2012/01/24/real-housewives-of-beverly-hillbillies-recrap-kim-missed-you-the-boat-litteraly/