http://www.realfauxhousewives.com New and improved with all the fat and sugar and calories that's bad for you Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:20:27 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en NeNe Leake's son Bryson was busted this past Sunday March 7th for possesion of less than an ounce of Mary Jane and he is still in jail for it. He also skipped court on a past charge from 2008 for sexual assault. http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/09/nene-leakes-son-busted-for-drug-possesion/ It's Sunday afternoon and Vicki is already making margaritas, of course Vicki been drinking since 9:33 am. It seems that these Bitches have to be drunk all the damn time. Vicki asked Jeanna to come over and comfort her after all the shit the other ho's put her throught and cries to  Jeanna about how ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/08/call-me-truck-driver-tits-and-lets-fix-momas-chankla-face-because-she-is-hotter-than-me-plus-end-of-summer-poop-splat/         It seems that the troll that Vicki was supposedly making out with  hasn't shut up yet and a couple days ago he went and did a video interview where he was spewing out some bullshit about how he made out with Vicki and felt her up and that she was a good kisser and ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/03/vicki-gunvalson-denies-making-out-with-25-year-old-punk/         All the Bitches are said to come back for another season of the wreckage that is The Real Housewives of Atlanta . No one got the boot. Surprisingly, even Lisa Wu Hartwell will be back for a next round and that Bitch is boring. Apparently she is trying her hand at real ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/03/02/the-real-housewives-of-atlanta-latest-shenanigans-and-kim-cant-decide-if-she-is-a-lesbian-or-not-this-week/       Yes they are coming back next week and they dragged two more Bitches that we get to make fun of too! It's about time, this 5th season of the OC House Ho's has been going on too fucking long. And not only that, their story lines are getting depressing. It ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/02/27/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-will-be-back-for-a-third-season-of-fuckery/   According to Star Magazine, Vicki Gunvalson was out partying and cheating on Donn while in Puerto Vallarta with some 25 year old punk. However some insiders told me, Donn was there and she was just being flirty and that the college guy just wanted to get money for the story. ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/02/27/vicki-vicki-vicki-what-the-fuck-are-you-doing/ This picture of the 2 dollar church whore surfaced on this website called goodplasticsurgery.com. This other website called awfulplasticsurgery.com says she used to have a ‘buttaface’. Before: she had a fat face, she looked like some sort of an alien  gofer that someone hit with a hot waffle iron.  After: she looks like ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/02/24/alexis-bellino-before-the-doctor-fixed-the-uglier/ Tamra Barney is once again admitting to Radaronline that she is dating this Queen  36 year old Eddie Judge. Didn't she admit to dating him? But then, she backed peddled and said she wasn't dating him? Next week she is gonna say she is not dating him again. This Bitch needs to make up ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/02/24/tamra-barney-admits-to-dating-eddie-judgeis-tamra-a-member-of-the-itty-bitty-teetie-comitee/            It appears that Countess LuAnn de Lesseps found herself a younger, cuter, thinner gentleman friend. Well at least cuter than the 150 year old Count she was previously married to who dumped her ass via email when he traded her in for an Ethiopian Princess last year. Her new man's name ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/02/23/countess-luann-de-lesseps-hooking-up-with-jacques-azoulay/ Episodes 12 and 13 of this train wreckage! I guess it was Raquel that got served the eviction notice contrary to what I posted on my last recap. So Raquel opens the door and a man is standing outside and slaps her in the face with an eviction notice. Princess Raquel ... http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/02/22/classless-trash-hos-have-champagne-taste-with-beer-budgetand-lets-bow-our-heads-in-shame/