The real catfights of New York City

We start out with Bethany and Jill at Jill’s house in the Hampton’s. Bethany is reading the the New York Post and reads the headlines which read “The Real Catfights of NYC” Bethany screams “Holy cat fight what did you do now?”

Cindy Adams claims that Jill told her that “Simon drinks too much”  and is  very insulting” . Silex somehow gets a hold of the Post and they are reading it while Simon unit gets ready for work.   Silex says that Jill needs  a good therapist yeah and Silex needs a good therapist and also a financial advisor that will assist them in bugeting their money so that they can fix that house they live in and the sign that says condemend at the front door can finally come down and to quit having Sucker of Asses Wannabe Social Climbing Fronting like your Rich Bitch but your really a Broke Ass symdrome, yep its true I cant believe I got all that in there but thats a real Syndrome!

Jill ends up calling Alex to apologize for her diarrhea of the mouth and Alex is still pissed anyways. Jill tells Alex that the reason why she talked all that shit is because Simon had previously mentioned about Jill in an insulting way that “You could tell that she is from Long Island and it shows” So, he is clowning on her that she is ghetto!

Simon forgot his great-great- grandpapies name was Grab La Pippi ! Yes Grab La Pippi a convicted pervert that went around showing his panini  to unsuspecting women while the poor unsuspecting women were bathing or sleeping. EEEEEUWWWW! Many years ago this happened. One day he showed his peepe to the Queen of England of back in them days and she sentence him to an island along with all the other convicts that England no longer wanted to deal with anymore because they said that they were gettho asses and causing shit. So they send them to an island and that is now Australia. Yeap that shit is true.

You can tell Simon is from Australia and it shows!

Jill keeps it real that’s why she is the way she is and Simon probably doesn’t understand that since he wouldn’t know real if it kicked him in the ass. If you hit Jill she will hit you back! Right on sister!

Ramona gossips with Avery about the whole thing to get her starter on being gossipy and bonding.

Bethany scolds Jill for having  turrets along with diarrhea of the mouth and being a ranging piranha! Gotta love that bitch, she tells it like it is. Jill calls her a “bitch” and they are best friends for life!