Silex

Silex is going to blow money going shopping  regardless  because Simon loves to go shopping so he can dress up his crack headed mannequin Alex in pretty dresses, because when he was a little girl he always wanted a Barbie doll .  He kinda don’t want to confront Jill because she may kick his ass, and he is right she might. However they are going to run into her eventually, and since there is some snooty party called Socialite shitheads or some shit like that, I cant remember the exact name they have to, of course go to that shit, to suck some snotts ass. So Simon rather risk an ass kicking  than miss a Socialite party.

I don’t know why Silex keeps trying to pretend that his kids speak French; they should of taught them that shit before the show, not during.

Jill and Bethenny

Bethenny, Jill and Jill’s daughter Ally hold a gossip conference at Jill’s table. They have to include Ally because that’s how us women bond. Ally is old enough to sit at the big girls table and gossip and roll with the big girls. Bethenny says that her friend got a massage from this weirdo that gave her a good massage and gossip section and found out that Silex was renting the masseuses house at the Hamptons because of the Socialite party that’s going down at the Hampton’s. Of course anything with the name Socialite in it, Silex has to be there.  That’s what this pair of tools live for being a wannabe socialite is like their religion, their lives revolve around that shit. I think I just puked a little bit in my mouth!

Silex

Drive up to their summer house in the Hampton’s they first pass all these nice houses and then, they arrive at this old ass decrepit house for some reason the camera men focus on the top window that looks all creepy and a dark figure is looking out the window. For a minute, I thought I was watching Ghost Hunters!

For some reason Silex hates the fact that there is a TV in the kids room which doesn’t make sense since Silex is on a TV show. Can you say irony?

Jill and LuAnne

LuAnne scolds Jill over the catfight with Silex. Since LuAnne is Countess she is also Jills therapist and  scolds Jill and tells her that she needs to watch her diarrhea mouth; and that the worst people are “people that think theyre better than you” but that shit doesnt apply to the Countess. Like, when she got pissed at Bethenny for introducing her to the peasant limo driver and she was all, I’m a Cuntess you bow to me peasant I ain’t shaking your hand either! That shit was  on one of the episodes from season 1.  HA HA HA! WHAT A BITCH!

The Socialite Party

Ass loads of people are crammed into this back yard outdoor party. Jill’s gay husband is there. I wish I had a gay husband. Dam it! They’re all complaining that this party sucks and the booze tastes like dog piss . Jill tries to make nice with Alex but Alex ain’t having it and tells Jill to go throw down with Simon herself.

The Countess dismisses some poor servant at the party and tells them ” the Countess don’t drink beer from a bottle”  or some shit like that. Damn all these rules to be a Cuntess, sucks to be her! Eventually Jill and Simon duke it out but in the end they kiss and make up and all is well in the world again.

Ramona

Ramona, her husband and her crazy crack head eyes  go out to some sidewalk restaurant to have dinner. The waitress says hello to Mario and ignores Ramona. Mario says that Simon is gay and pretends to be straight. Tell us something new Mario. Mario checks out the waitress at the restaurant and are giving each other flirty eyes. Then all of the sudden out of nowhere it happens! The waitress spills the drink all over crazy eyes Ramona and was all like, sorry bitch. Crazy eyes Ramona was too high to notice so Mario ends up doing Ramona on the table. The waitress is pissed that her evil plan backfired on her.

LuAnne and the new bitch

LuAnne is all drunk of her ass when she meets the new bitch Kelly. LuAnne invites Kelly to the fundraiser that Jill is throwing Kelly says she got another event to go to, that day, but she may go to Jill’s for shit and giggles. Then they introduce some shit about Kelly

After that part I fell asleep. ZZZZZZ.