Jill and Bethenny

Chill at the pool and talk about the big fundraiser Jill is throwing. Bethenny says that Kelly is a 40 year old  full of bullshit fake socialite bitch with a horse face. The girls go get ready for the party.

The big party

The party starts and LuAnne never brought her kids over to stuff gift baskets to help out Jill at the fundraiser. LuAnne just shows up drinks all the booze eats all the food clogs up the toilet and doesnt even mention and apology for not bringing her kids over to stuff gift baskets. LuAnne says she included that lesson in her book on manners is in the section on : How to shit on others with class. But, I think she spelled class klAss. That’s okay Jill poisoned LuAnnes drink, not to worry she is not killing her Jill gave LuAnne a powerfull diarreah causing potion and thats why LuAnne clogged up the toilet. LuAnne spend the next 2 weeks with the runs, it wasn’t pretty.

Jill is omnipotent at this party and is introduced to this character that just arrived from Italy who paints tomatoes. Tomatoes! yes only tomatoes. Was that fool wearing a wig or what? anyways that was the best part of the party.

Then Ramona meets Kelly. Ramona is talking Kelly’s ear off and wont shut the hell up. Kelly just stands there pretending to be nice and laughs, without really hearing what Ramona is saying to her.

Bethenny is pissed at the logo. It says Skinny Girl but the girl on the logo has a big fat ass!

Silex shows up and the minute Ramona saw Silex showing up, she ran to her car screaming in horror as if she saw lucifer himself in the flesh! As Ramona was running to her car she was pushing and kicking people out of the way dashing to her car, the music stopped for a minute she peeled out and hit a couple parked cars including Silex 1995  used BMW and also several valet parkers of cars or whatever you call those bastards! There was a collective pause from everybody, then they all went back to the shing-dig.

That’s it Bitches