Kellamity-Ville Horror/1/Real Housewives of NYC

Fashion week is still going in New York and so Ramona somehow got a hold of some tickets for another fashion shindig and invited Kelly to come along.They start talking about how they get along and get good vibes from each other and Kelly tells Ramona, Kelly will be Ramona’s loyal pitbull.
As soon as they are done kissing each others ass Kelly starts ranting and bitching about how Bethany told her like it is at the arthritis charity meeting and complains about how Bethenny told Kelly she is a complete stuck up arrogant twat, who is rude and thinks she is Madonna because she wont put her name on the committee thingy for the arthritis charity that Kelly though was cute. Then Kelly starts bitching some more about how she graduated from high school a zillion years ago, yeah, we can tell, and says that she hates bad manners and that Bethenny is bad mannered and that’s repulsive to her and blah blah blah.
Ramona jumps in the bad mouthing Bethenny band wagon; and asks Kelly if she thinks its jealousy on Bethenys part. Kelly says ” I think we just live in different worlds”and then says its like for example “why would I be jealous of you?” Ramona looked like she was about to choke on her Xanes when Kelly said that shit to her because she expects Bitches to be insanely jealous of her at all times.
Then Ramona starts bitching about Simon and how he creeps her out and how he bothers her and Kelly tells her to ignore his scary ass.
But then ironically after Kelly just finished advicing Ramona on ignoring Simon and preaching about how being confrontational is not cool she says which is why she is going to confront and bitch slap Bethenny because she didn’t need to be calling her a rude stupid cunt at that charity meeting.
Ramona tells Kelly the reason Bethenny is the way she is, its because she grew up by herself . Kelly tells Ramona she don’t give a shit if Bethenny grew up in the woods she is going to bitch her out and smack her.