Jill’s apartment is done and she bickers with her gay husband about who decorated and designed it.  Her straight husband Bobbie doesn’t say much and she tells him that they went over budget with the project expenses but it is all Brads fault and fortunately Bobby don’t give a shit.

Simon invites some boyfriends of his to help them out to decorate their ramshackle which will hopefully be done soon.

Kelly asks Betheny to meet her at some bar makes Bethenny wait and finally Kelly stomps in all cracked out of her mind, and  wearing a fugly green sweater with no pants on, pretending its a dress, and  some neon pink brothel whore  rain boots the type you see on hookers at truck stops in the deep butthole of the dessert. When Kelly shows up she says “Hi, how are you?” to Bethenny as if she was going to talk to her like a normal person, but then when Bethenny tells Kelly she has been waiting for Kelly for 30 minutes her voice changes to a psychotic,  rude and evil tone and the words that spit out of that behemoth’s mouth were “too bad,”.

Kelly tells Bethenny that they are not friends which Bethenny totally agrees to .Then Kelly proceeds to scold Bethenny by telling her that her ” attitude is for kids,” and “that she will not indulge her in this”. Kelly was a total raving lunatic and was talking to Bethenny in a sarcastic psychotic and like mocking a baby voice  type of way like something is really off with that beast it was really, really bizarre and sick!  Then Kelly tells Bethenny with her famous hand gesture that she (Kelly) is up here and Bethenny is down here. Like as if Kelly is above her. Then Bethenny asks Kelly and you’re up there because why? And Kelly couldn’t even come up with shit she just says something lame like I wont put up with your antics and bullshit! And that lame excuse doesn’t really answer anything.

Whats ironic is that after that Kelly tells Bethenny that Bethenny is always embarrassing herself and that Kelly doesn’t think Bethenny is funny and bla bla bla. The psycho bitch that’s making herself look like an ass and the raging  crack whore is Kelly! Bethenny is totally cool during the whole fiasco and Kelly acts like a psychotic beast stomping around and trying to intimidate Bethenny which doesn’t work, by the way.

Bethenny just looks at her in shock and disbelief because she cant believe what this behemoth is doing and how strongly she  is willing to embarrass herself in public! The whole argument was so lame because Kelly couldn’t pull up a reason out of her hairy butthole if it was to save her life, to back anything up she was arguing with Bethenny about. She just kept coming up with lame excuses and nothing to back it up with. Kelly finally becomes frustrated and storms out, bitch didn’t have anything to berate or confront Bethenny for and she knew it. She leaves and tells Bethenny to have a nice life.

Bethenny says “that was interesting”. Little did she know that Bigfoot was still lurking around being crazy and when Bethenny heads towards the door coked out Kelly is hiding behind a door and starts talking more shit to Bethenny and tells Bethenny to settle down and act appropriate, then she claps her hands and laughs maniacally we can all see who the coked out crazy bitch causing a scene is and its not Bethenny. Then Kelly announces she is going on a date, and Bethenny tells her “with who your invisible boyfriend?”.