Kelly

Kelly goes on her date with her imaginary date who turns out to be a paid boyfriend. Kelly wont shut up about Bethenny and how she confronted her and blah blah blah, and then even he tells her to shut her trap about that and let it go. Kelly’s paid boyfriend then asks her if he could wear her pink panther boots because they remain him “to the pink panther”!

Ramona and Bethenny

Ramona and Bethenny go watch Mario play tennis, Bethenny tells Ramona about Kelly’s confrontation and tells her how Kelly is truly a coked out Bigfoot bitch but Ramona doesn’t give a shit and tells Bethenny she is not taking sides.

Jill

Jill has her army of men assist her in remodeling her New York apartment and she is pissed that a certain TV is not the right size. So she calls Bobby because whenever she has a problem she calls him and tells him she needs to get rid of that TV somehow. But instead of returning it Bobby is taking it for, I guess, his office. So everything gets resolved and life is good again. Except of course first Jill is going to torture Brad even more !

Ramona

Next we see Ramona with Mario talking shit about Jill and how she is scared to play tennis with Mario and Ramona and is avoiding them and they go on and on about what a chicken shit Bitch she is and blah blah blah! Then Ramona starts talking shit about Kelly and how she is a cunt and she will kick her ass at the Page Six party. Yeah well, see!

The Page Six party

Everyone is partying at the Page Six party and of course they have to show a shot of who else but Countess LuAnn de Lesseps who is bragging to some dude about how the Count could of become a Dutch and all of this snobby bullshit, blah, blah who cares. Yeah this was way before the Count dumped her ass for that Ethiopian woman.  Ramona tries to confront Kelly Behemoth, about some fashion article bull shit but backs down because of Kelly’s manly size so decides it is better to take her down when she is nice and drunk and passed out then, she can shave her eyebrows and the rest of Kelly’s hair and tattoo ” I have a big cock” on her forehead . Very clever!

Mario starts to bully on Jill over that tennis match bullshit, and how the world doesn’t revolve around Jill; and how she is a lazy spoiled Ho who doesn’t have to work or do anything but eat, sleep, shit and go on vacation go shopping and then shit some more.  Mario also rudely mocks Jill and tells her that her 15 minutes is getting to her head. I can see why him and Ramona are married he is just as ape shit as she is. Jill is seriously going to punch him in the face! Her words not mine. I think he deserves to be punched. Mario tells Jill “go ahead”. Mario tells Jill to take her little toys and go home. Jill was pissed but instead of punching his dumb ass her self, she calls Dwyane her security guard to kick Mario’s ass and Dwyane shakes Mario’s hand instead. Later that day Dwyane was fired.

Next we see Mario and Simon talking to each other like normal folk. Ramona cant believe that her man is talking to creepy Simon so she goes to see was up. Mario and Simon are talking about tennis and this and that. Next Alex is called to join the conversation she is all exited because she thinks her and Simon are getting invited to an orgy with Ramona and Mario and a bunch of other fun people, but later becomes disappointed when she realizes is for a tennis match.

Simon then calls Ramona a crazy bitch and tells her she used to be nice to him and Alex and suddenly she became a bitch to them. Ramona brings up that its because of the naked pictures that came out of Alex and that neither him nor Alex warned her or Mario. Simon then ends it by breaking a bottle on Mario’s head then Mario punches Simon, next Ramona throws her drink on Alex and Alex pulls a cat out of her crotch and throws it at Ramona. A brawl breaks out among everyone and at the end of the night everyone gets arrested or goes to the hospital. The end.