LuAnn

LuAnn’s daughter Victoria is coming back from that teenage rich kid plush prison LuAnn send her to. Victoria is exited to come home and see her mama Rosie oh yeah and LuAnn too. Victoria brags to LuAnn that she discovered frog grinding with hippie boys and shopping at goodwill stores while going barefoot. Yep our little Victoria is growing up she’s not listening to ” the man” which is LuAnn. Victoria  informs LuAnn that next year she is attending the Solstice festival in Santa Barbara CA in a big tie dye bus with all her friends. LuAnn shits in her own tranny panties.

Jill

I guess Jills sister must of being pissed at her or some bullshit, because she recommended BBC Sirius radio to interview Jill for a successful Manhattan women thingy. You could tell the crew just showed up there because their bosses forced them to and threatened to fire them if they refused to do the interview.

The interviewer immediately starts to  bitch slap Jill about money and how much money she has, and  how spoiled she is and blah blah blah, while the whole crew just sits there giving Jill the evil eye; except for this one blonde girl who looks at Jill with admiration, because when she grows up she is gonna marry herself a Bobby. Yep that bitch knew what time it is!

Jill chokes up when the interviewer asks her how she can possibly understand how it is to be a broke ass since she lives in that plush home that was recently remodeled. Jill tells the interviewer she always lived by her dads motto “to spend way less than what you have and you’ll always be rich”.

The interviewer brings up poor people in Africa and how it is unfair that they’re starving while Jill lives it up Liberace pimp style.  Jill bitch slaps him back and tells him that she has a charity for children in Africa. Jill tells him the purpose for all her wild parties that charge $250.00 to get in are to raise money for the needy while partying drunk off yer ass, which is an excellent idea. But no matter what Jill tells the interviewer in his eyes it’s wrong, and anything Jill says pisses him and the crew off, so they cut off the interview short and very disrespectfully leave .

I’m telling you her sister was pissed at her for sending those assholes to diss her at her own house that was bullshit!

Kelly’s Icky photo shoot

Kelly is doing a photo shoot. After they shaved her ass and back she poses for a furr-thographer that has a fetish for bigfoot. She asks him if he wants her legs closed or spread and the pervi furr-thographer says it in the most french pervi accent “open, always open” It was gross! I did not need to see her trani ass in that swimsuit so I had to turn away for a minute to prevent my eyes from bleeding! Then she tells the furr-thographer to take a picture of her  for her Halloween invitations, posing as the letter “A” for Asshole because she is an Asshole with a capital “A” everybody gladly agreed with that.