Naked Wasted part 1 /01/13/09

Yeah Bitches I am hotter than you all!
Tamra
“Being Brittish Simon was raised to be extremely proper”
Tamra is on her way to an etiquette class because Simon told her he is embarrassed of her and would never take her to see the queen of England since Simon really has that option. I didn’t know that Simon was British! Naomi is the lady teaching Tamra the etiquette class. Naomi tells Tamra my book is different than yours because I got all of the answers you trailer trash tard. Tamra tells Naomi you suck ass and have a stick up your ass! Tamra tells the camera Simon makes fun of her ghetto ass because she dont know how to hold a fork right. And that she has no manners. Tamra takes the ettiquete classes so that Simon is not embarrased of her dumb ass anymore when he takes her somewhere. When Tamra cant figure how to pull her napkin the instructor takes the opportunity to molest her Tamra looks at the camera exicted because she is hoping Naomi is going to molest her!
“There is the continental way, the American way and the Tamra way”
Tamra is whearing that ugly ass rotted letuce blouse again! She needs classes on fashion also . Simon get her some classes! All the information her dumbass cant seem to retain is making Tamra confused ! Tamra argues with Naomi when Naomi tells Tamra that a fork is also called a Rover and Tamra tells Naomi thats the name of a car. Tamra tells Naomi she would like to move on to the important lessons like the proper way to stab a bitch in the eye!
Lynne
Lynne is out with her husband Frank for a date night. Frank tells Lynne she looks hot in that dress and its just the perfect romantic night! Until the conversation about their daughters gets brought up . Lynne tells Frank that there is 2 bottles of wine missing in the house and she thinks that either Raquel or Alexa took it. Lynne tells the camera that they dont keep alcohol in the house because they prefer reefer.Frank tells Lynne that they shouldnt accuse their daughters of taking the wine becasue what if Lynne and Frank where smoking pot and forgot they drank the 2 bottles of booze while they where stoned, then they would look stupid accusing their kids. And then the kids would just tell them where you and mom high and forgot you drank the 2 bottles of wine? And Lynne tells Frank that he is right and that they are not going to confront the kids. Nice!
Meanwhile devil child Raquel is out with her friends at the bowling alley drinking the 2 bottles of missing booze in the bathroom . And her husky blonde girl friend from the last episode was there but now her face is blurred.Too late we already saw you! Raquel and her little punk ass teenage underage friends get all wasted in the bathroom! While Bravo was filming! Wow! in the world of reality tv. I guess you can be a teenager and just get all fucked up and wasted in the bathroom at the local bowling alley and everything is cool the next day! And no authorities are called because teenagers are drinking in a public bathroom! They could of problably smoked some of moms weed too and not gotten in trouble with anybody! Wow to be a kid these days I was born in the wrong decade! Dam it !
Disgusting for Tamra to do this to Gretchen. Fill
anyone full of tequila and they would have probably
acted worse. At least she still was coherent enough to say that she wasn’t going to even kiss that boy,
emphasize on ‘boy’ as he definitely was trying hard,
and worse, with his Mother’s permission. I see in Gretchen’s blog that she ‘forgave’ Tamra, but I am
hopeful that Gretchen is much smarter, and has put that in her ‘vault’ because if it was me, I guarantee that I wouldn’t be anywhere near Tamra – not a chance.
Face if Tamra, Gretchen is young and hot, and well,
you are not.
Thanks for this website. Enjoying it totally. I followed the Knickerbockers’ story – that’s another doozy with the new wife getting the inheritance from Lou’s estate, instead of going to Tammy’s girls.
I don’t think I would go as far as to change my address if I lived in the O.C. but I know I’d much rather be meeting everyone but Tamra and Vicki. Whoooohooo.
I liked seeing the phone call from Lynn to Gretchen the next day after the ‘partee’ – that’s one of the only things I’ve seen that shows me ‘true friendship’
amongst these women.
Thanks for giving me a place to vent. I live with 3 males and even with the ‘looks’ of these women, they
I watch it alone
so, thanks again.
can’t make it through even one episode. I thought that Gretchen might do it, but nope…
Kate