Vicki

Vicki is visiting her  family in some other state that isn’t here. Her brother or whoever this dude is that’s related to her wants to blow up the freaking back yard. Vicki is sitting there fucking screaming at his dumb ass the bong fire explodes and Vicki is all bitching and yelling at  everybody calling them dumb asses! Next Vicki argues with her mom because Vicki is jealous of her mom because her mom got to sit on her ass raising kids  while her daddy took care of her mom, but Vickie had to bust her ass all of her life and work . Vicki is driving her fucking family nuts and they cant wait till she leaves ! Now she is hounding her mom because Vicki tells her mom she loves her and her mom instead tells her she likes her shoes! That shit was funny! Next Vicki is trying to hooak her mom up with some old man and her mom puts the guys phone number in her bra everyone is laughing that  grandma is trying to be sexy Vickie’s mom tells Vicki she has a big mouth and should try closing it more often!

Tamra

Tamra has that guy Brian Malarkey to hook up the food for the party I wonder if Bravo was paying for all this shit because I know damn well that Tamra and Simon cant afford that shit. She is all trying to plan a nice elegant classy party  so she can impress everybody but since Tamra doesn’t have any um! class she cant really plan this party so Simon then steps in since he is British and all, and  only HE can plan this elegant party . Simon starts totally taking over and laughs at Tamra and tells her she is a dumb bitch and didn’t learn anything in that etiquette class and he should get his money back from Naomi and how is she expecting to have an elegant party with mojitos and violins. Then he says bitch get out the way I got this! Yeah Dumb Ass!

Gretchen

is out at the yoga class to get rid of gas and the stress of dealing with Jeffs sickness she whines that she never ever goes out to have a good time and has being in the hospital for like 8 months straight and never goes out anywhere although she also went to the races the lake to lunch with the other bitches etc. Okay bitch whatever you say!

Lynne

Is talking to Raquel about drinking because remember she cant confront her about the 2 wine bottles because maye Lynne and Frank were stoned and forgot about drinking the wine! Yeah I had to type all that shit in case you ‘re dumb ass was high when you where reading this post. See I think about my visitors! Anyways Lynne tells Raquel she dont condone drinking although Lynne and the other bitches are always drinking in almost every episode! Lynne tells Raquel to call her if she needs to have someone pick her up if she is drunk off her ass  so that Raquel dont drive her car. Soo Lynne rather drive stone off her ass to pick up Raquel. Oh yeah makes perfect sense Lynne!