Naked Wasted part 3 /01/13/09
The big party and Gretchens AWPD (Attention Whore Personality Disorder) gets out of control!
Tamra is rushing cleaning her house.Wow I dint know the bitch actually cleans! I’m impressed! I guess Bravo wouldn’t pay for the maid service on this one and she cant afford it no more since Simon lost his job.Next the chef brings food and drinks she looks at Nugget boy and tells him that she is always looking forward for a party in her mouth. Creepy! She then tells nugget boy how to stab someone in the face with a fork! my husband thinks Nugget Boy looks like a backstreet boy reject I thing he looks like a ferret.. Gretchen shows up looking all sexy as always and knows that Tamra wants to fuck her over Tamra says she wants this party to be classy! Nugget boy is all drooling over Gretchen she is all already starting to act all slutty with out the booze Tamra tells her the girl that tries everything wins. Vicki hates fish! They are all sitting at the table and Simon calls Gretchen a dirty old slut gold digger bitch and Tamra admits to the camera that her and Simon talk shit about that trick Gretchen. Everybody is toasting Tamra makes a toast to her friends and calls them her family. Lynne is like that’s a bunch of booolshit lying bitch ! For some reason someone says the word doobie! Lynne is like “whats a doobie?”. And Simon tells her that’s the shit you have in your car dumb ass! then he tells her to go look in her car! Lynne and Frank keep playing dumb as if no one can tell they wreak like weed!
Ok so Lynne is a pot head . Next the chef brings the homemade bathtub tequila that Simon is now peddling since he lost his job. Gretchen is already flirting with Nugget boy and taking tequila shots . Gretchen tells Tamra that Nugget boy told her to take it down and she is all giddy about it too! Notice how this shit happened before she got drunk OH that bitch is a pro. Tamra tells Vicki she is getting Gretchen Naked wasted . Lynne is against it because she rather get Gretchen stoned. Tamra says she will make Gretchens dark side come out because she don’t trust that cheating hoe! When in reality it is Tamra who looks like the evil bitch! Good job Tamra!. The chef brings out the food Tamra is saying she is hot and into hotness. Gretchen is already making sexual noises and looking at ol man Donn! and telling him to toast to her.Vicki is giving Gretchen the mean I am gonna stab and murder this bitch when all the camera crews leave evil eye stare from hell.
Simon forces Tamra to show everyone how to hold the fork properly Tamra tries to sound classy by telling some bullshit story about holding forks in Europe. Everyone looks at Tamra like a bunch of deer looking at headlights because they are all already drunk .Then drunken ass Gretchen sticks the fork in her mouth all sexual like to get all the mens attention.And it works because they are all looking at her she is even flirting with the chef and the chef just gets scared that Gretchen might rape his ass and he runs away all scared!
“I want someone to clean my palette”
Gretchen wants someone to clean her palete and Nugget boy jumps on her like flies on shit. Gretchen is making excuses to try to do him and calls him Simon because in reality she does Simon later . bitch gets out of control she cannot even control a fart everyting she says is sexual she then starts to literally dry hump Donns leg see I told you she does that shit! And she cant help it! Its the AWPD! She wants nugget boy to give her more booze. Donn is just enjoying sitting next to Gretchen. Jeanna looks horrified Gretchen keeps talkin over and over again about the hospital and how she is being there 8 months straight and doesnt go anywhere and doesnt get any. Everyone is attention on Gretchen because she is drunk AWPD Gretchen! Tamra tells Gretchen to watch Nugget Boy because he is a man whore Gretchen is flirting with him and trying to do him .Vicki is all saying that if Gretchen and Nugget boy want to hook up then more power to them! Vicki is jelaous because she woould of liked to get some of Nugget boy even though he looks like a ferret.
Vicki is plotting Gretchens murder. While Tamra just laughs and winks at Vicki making blow job faces and keeps on egging shit on more because they think its funny as shit to get Gretchen drunk so she can make an ass out of herself. What they dont realize is that the bitch is having a big ass AWPD episode and that means that Gretchen will explode from this shit! Gretchen will be humping every male in sight. Drunk of her ass having a AWPD attack Gretchen calls Nugget boy Simon instead of Nugget boy AGAIN. Nugget boy tells her his name is Nugget boy Gretchen tells Nugget boy than Simon is next because she is doing every guy in the room.
You are my new Hero! This Ghetto Trash is Priceless.