Bethenny decides that she going to show those OC bitches (specially Lynne) how its done and drags Ramona, LuAnne and her momma Jill to the cold shitty needle infested- dirty beaches of the Hampton’s. Bethany tells Jill she looks like Maude with that crazy fruit salad outfit and her 30 thousand dollars worth of jewelry (her words not mine) .

Ramona was supposed to go and take lessons too,but she chickens out at the last minute because she doesn’t want to get poop in her hair in that shitty water so she just does the land stand ups on the boards without actually going in the water.The surfing instructor got pissed and asked Bravo if they were paying for that crazy bitch too; or was she just a random nut who wonder off from the loony bin?

Is a sad day in  Orange County home to Huntington Beach aka surf city when a New York Housewife not one but two are paddling on a long board (even though they suck at it) but still Bethenny  and the Countess each caught like half a wave and were out there getting tossed around in the toilet flush of the infested Hampton’s water, while Lynne from the Orange County Whores shows her at the beginning carrying a long board but not surfing and she is supposedly an avid surfer. HA HA HA HA !!

God I am embarrassed for the Orange County whores and all the OC and California surf whores, the New York Bitches make better OC Housewives than the OC Housewives and this is sad coming from me because I am from Cali. And I’m gonna give poser ass Lynne even more shit next season  that is if  Bravo don’t give her the boot.

I’m liking Bethenny too much. Every time I want to talk shit about her she does something else that reminds me of shit I do (like surfing in shitty waters and talking shit) and that makes it difficult to  talk shit about that bitch,so far she is too cool, but I will try my best to clown on her though.

The Countess then does something real Cunty and leaves my girl Bethenny stuck paying her share of  the bill for the surf lessons. That surf instructor dude was kinda hot maybe Bethanny should of worked something out with his hot ass!

The Countess

Rossie ran away to the Philippines for a month, that selfish bitch! And so the Countess had to send her medieval castle thugs to go and fetch  back her maid.  The Countess is happy that the thugs dragged her maid back to her and now she can go party and pawn the kids off on her.

The children are happy to see their momma Rossie back because the Countess hasn’t really being feeding them since Rossie left because she couldn’t figure out how to work the can opener and she didn’t understand how to do laundry either so they are wearing month old cheese smelling socks. But at least they smell like French cheese! the Countess tells Rossie.

Rossie looks down at the dirty floors and proceeds to scold the Countess on her incompetence as a Real Housewife and tells the Countess that she is the Real Housewife in this ridiculous reality show, not the Countess. As punishment the Countess sends her servant to the dungeon to do laundry! That’s right Bitches!