Jill LuAnn and Ramona

All three of them proceed to chow down at some fancy restaurant and have fancy talks about LuAnn sending her daughter to a boarding school so she can have more free time to party and get drunk and hit on everyone at the party while making an ass of herself until they call the police. Ramona is only down with the partying and making an ass of yourself part but not with the shit about sending the daughter to a boarding school and tells the Countess ” I had my daughter to be with my daughter, not to send her away!” The Countess tells Ramona that in the royal tradition the parents send the kids away to a kid prison to be raised by other people.

Ramona tells the Countess that all that tradition bullshit is stupid and tells LuAnn she is a dumb ass and needs to raise that girl herself or who will teach her how to be a man-handling happy slappy dominatrix bitch. The Countess is appalled and tells that bitch to back off or she will give her the royal bitch slap. Jill is in the middle and about to die. Again! Damn she remains me of Kenny from south park she dies every time and then comes back.

Jill tells those two bitches to shut the fuck up and directs their attention towards some other benefit to raise money for some other disease that causes peoples bones to turn inside out.

Ramona is willing to help Jill with her project until she finds out that Jill is thinking of having freaky ass Alex and Simon (Silex) help out. Ramona tells Jill well fuck that shit if their helping I’m out! Ramona tells Jill that Silex are weird ass bizarre people to which Jill agrees and tells Ramona other people have told her their creepy!

Ramona tells Jill that Simon is really a bearded lady that escaped from the Australian circus  and Alex is a mannequin she stole from Macy’s while everyone was at the Christmas parade. Jill tells Ramona she has heard the same rumors but she don’t give a shit about that and is still having mannequin Alex use her awesome Graphic Design skills to help with the fundraiser. Ramona then remembers her own daughter has that disease and tells Jill she will help her. What a tard! Which is how Jill feels about her and breaks a beer bottle in  Ramona’s head a green liquid comes out.

LuAnn Jill and Betheny

LuAnn drags  the other bitches to some exercise boot camp. She tells them they’re fat and need to work out so she takes them to the boot camp where Jill is bitching crying and complaining the whole time. The Countess tells the trainer to  just put a donut  dangling on a fishing pole in front of a treadmill this way its easier.

Alex and Simone

What the fuck is that? Oh no! Now they show Simon in a towel getting some unsanitary -so called spa treatment scrub with a toilet brush  by the spa weirdo crazy woman that probably cost him like nine thousand dollars!

WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE CLOSE UP OF SIMONS NIPPLE! OH MY GOD I AM BLEEDING IN THE FUCKING EYES! OH GOD!

I cant take looking at that freaky bastard in his skibbies! that’s gross!

Okay, people,I think I am okay now! I have miraculously recover from bleeding of the eyes with my super Goddess power so I will continue with my recap . Okay so they show this fucker getting some weird ass so called spa treatment while getting fondled by that beach whale in a mum-mu that owns that ghetto ass ramb  shackle were they staying  and he spends the rest of the time trying to explain that just because he likes spa treatments doesn’t mean hes gay and blah blah blah! even though that spa woman was really a dude in drag and gave him happy ending! Gross! Okay that was just wrong sorry about that.

The mum-mu wearing beach whale then gives Alex a tarot card reading and tells Alex to be careful because in the future everyone will find out she is really a mannequin. Wow that’s very accurate !

Kelly

Keeps getting thrown off the horse because the horse thinks she is an asshole and its thinking about stomping her ass.

LuAnn

LuAnn is throwing a party for her daughter Victoria and her friends because LuAnn is so happy she pawning her daughter off to other people to put up with,  so she is not her problem anymore for a while.  LuAnne decides to teach these girls some manners and when they ask her stupid questions like if the meat should be cut all at once or in little pieces LuAnn then proceeds to laugh in a drunken boisterous loud mocking type of way and tells the girls to cut the meat in little pieces but not until they have learned to use the rounded knife to stab and kill someone sitting next to them. Because that’s the royalty way bitches!

Silex

Silex packs their shit up and leave that moldy ghost infested shack and drag their kids with them. Those kids wont stop crying because they don’t want to leave the condemned moldy ghost house because anything is better than that Brooklyn card board box  they live at.

Jill and Betheny and Jills gay husband

My bitches get their hair done and for good reason their going to some “tea dance” that’s full of gay bitches and you know those bitches be criticizing you if your hair ain’t done right and your outfit its all wrong so hell no that ain’t happening so they get their hair done. Jill’s gay husband Brad shows up in a “howdy doody” outfit . That bitch is so lucky I wish I had a gay husband! Alex has a permanent one.  The Countess shows up in her best “fag hag” outfit.

The bitches get drunk have fun and eat hot dogs with the gay guys. Bethany tells Brad for a gay guy he doesn’t have any style and doesn’t know how to dance for shit she also bitches him out because he don’t understand what the fuck personal space is because he keeps dancing and grinding on her and Jill.

Humm? My husband thinks that, what  if, he is just pretending to be gay so he can be hanging around chicks and grinding on them, then he left the room because he said he couldn’t stand to watch another minute of this fuckery on TV and he found the toe nail clippers and that’s all he came in the room for  so then he left the room. Great now he went and put that thought in my head about Brad not being gay and that messes up my whole fantasy about having a gay husband.  I guess well have to watch what happens.

Kelly and Ramona

Kelly insist on riding that horse even though that animal hates her which I don’t understand since Kelly looks just like that horse.

Ramona and her ridiculous pant suit outfit shows up  to see Kelly ride the horse since Kelly invited her. When Kelly walks by Ramona she just ignores her and keeps walking Ramona assumes its because she doesn’t recognize her but you could tell she feels like an ass because we all know that’s bullshit. Ramona then walks up to Kelly who just tells her “just a minute” and goes off to the competition.

Later on Ramona is talking with Kelly and in the middle of the conversation Kelly cat calls one of her male concubines and pushes Ramona out of the way to go talk to that dude Ramona just stands there feeling stupid while that bitch just keeps on ignoring her while talking to that guy and doesn’t even introduce them.  Wow that manly looking  bitch is rude!

Ramona and the Governor

Ramona’s husband couldn’t wrestle that muzzle he has to put on her mouth when they go out to parties and public places so unfortunately she got loose and went and started up a boxing match with the blind governor over who is blinder her or him. Ramona’s husband couldn’t control her and so he had to just stand there pretending  that she wasn’t howling at the moon. Jill died of embarrassment after she  stuck her head in the sand.

All the bitches at the horse show exept for Silex thank God

Jill takes Allie to see LuAnn’s daughter Victoria at the horse show . While they are there Bethany says Kelly is a bitch and she don’t like her I can see why.

The competition begins and Victoria’s horse who has lately being talking with Kellys horse doesn’t want to do the competition tricks Victoria taught her but when it comes time to throw her off, the horse can not do it, because he doesnt think Victoria is an asshole unlike Kelly.

The Countess is pissed that the Count is a the strip bar and not at the competition so she calls him and cant get through on her cellphone finally she reaches over the phone and bitch slaps him and tells his ass to stay at the bar. Betheny is shocked that the Countess’s hillbilly ghetto side is showing. The horse farted on Kelly’s face.

The end.