Bethany should consider having her butt lifted since she’s already had the boob job and the nose job and Jason the skank won’t put up with his new wife/nanny of his 3 kids his current wife doesn’t want to raise having a hangy butt even though he has to shave his head to hide the 3 hairs he has left and he looks like he’s on chemo even though poor hangy butt Bethany will be footing at least half the bill to pay for the kids nose jobs.

Ramona thinks who she is which is nothing and the dumb cluck she’s married to just doesn’t get it about wifey who competes with her own kid by acting like she’s 13 trying to pick up little boys in the schoolyard. She should go to Botox Rehab as that stuff is now doing permanent brain damage.

Simon and Alex are ny wannabees who will never be. The opera pictures they were after never got taken for the society pages but the back of Alex’s ghastly dress that she dragged through the dog poop on the sidewalk made it which is her best side anyway. The both of them can’t hack it in the city; that’s why they live in the hinterlands of Brooklyn raising their Ken doll kids to be wannabee juniors. They are paupers wherein they don’t have a Hampton’s house, can’t afford to live in the city in an 10′x10′ million dollar a square foot condo and have to rent a limo instead of owning one.

And where the hell did Kelly come from? She just showed up one day for what? She might be the one to beat up Luann in a drunken brawl charity fund raiser to humiliate Jill.

Jill should call me to do lunch; she’s such a pistol.