I thought The God-Mother was done talking about ‘Joker Face’ Danielle Staub. But this war is never going to end .  NJ.com posted today that Caroline Manzo as well as Steve Zalewski have been ‘deposed’ in the 5 million dollar lawsuit that Joker Face’s ex Kevin Maher is slapping her with for defamation.

Here is the original article by NJ.com:

Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Caroline Manzo has been deposed in a $5 million defamation lawsuit filed against Danielle Staub by Staub’s ex-husband Kevin Maher.

“Caroline Manzo saw Danielle Staub for who she truly is right off the bat and never gave Danielle the opportunity to hurt her like the rest of the housewives did,” Maher says via email, “therefore we felt that Caroline’s testimony would be impartial and the most valued in these proceedings.”

Maher sued Staub last year after his ex-wife told media outlets that Maher raped her and continually beat her, which Maher has denied. Her relationship to Maher and her criminal past came out during the show’s first season, when Manzo dug up a copy of “Cop Without a Badge,” about Maher’s journey from ex-con to confidential informant; his relationship with Staub, whom he describes as a “coke whore,” is a small but very entertaining part of the book.

Also aiding Maher in his lawsuit: Steve Zalewski, whom Staub sued last year over his purported attempt to leak a sex tape (Zalewski returned fire on Staub last month, alleging defamation and harassment), and Daniel Aguilar, a onetime drug drealer with whom Staub was arrested in a kidnapping and drugs scheme. Aguilar spent 15 years in prison after Staub cooperated with authorities in the case, and recently phoned up the reality show star to ask for the $100,000 he paid to bail her out of jail all those years ago, RadarOnline reports. Staub then called police to claim Aguilar is stalking her, says Aguilar, who soon got a call from a detective about the incident.

Maher plans to file another defamation suit against Staub within the next week about her memoir, “The Naked Truth,” in which she further details their allegedly abusive relationship.

Staub’s lawyer Bob Cherry had no comment, not even to say whether he was representing Staub in this matter or not.

 Jacqueline Laurita ’s daughter Ashley Holmes who recently had a nose job. Says in her Bravo blog she don’t regret pulling Joker Face’s weave off and she is just sorry how it happened. Because those cameras were there and now we all know she has anger management issues and will make up bullshit stories about her mama getting hit so that way, she can go pull on 60 year old prostitution whore elderly bitches weave’s and hold the weave hair up in her hands in victory. As some kind of a savage hunting trophy.

Damn Ashley! She needs to take lessons from Teresa who regreted pushing the elderly Kim  Granny-twoface and start having ‘respect for the elderly’  by feeling sorry she pulled on Joker Face’s weave.

 Joker Face is old enough to be her grandma. Bitch could of slipped back when Ashley pulled her weave and broken a hip or crapped in her G-string depends.  Here is what Ashley wrote on her Bravo blog:

I know it was wrong to pull Danielle’s hair. I am sorry for how it happened, but I do not regret it. Everything happens for a reason. I do not like Danielle, I have plenty of good reasons not to. I don’t like her, and I never will. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t learn from the experience. I don’t need to like her and forgive her for all she has done in order to learn something from all this. If you all still think that I’m a bitch for not feeling sorry for her that night, then fine. I tell things like they are, not how they should be. I’m not about being fake. I’m not going to sit here and say, “I wish her the best, I am so sorry, blah, blah, blah,” like SOMEONE else does. To be honest, I don’t wish her well. I just hope karma catches up with her one day. I have been trying to not talk about her, and for the most part I haven’t. What some people have to realize is #1. I have people asking me questions about her, and the show, and I’m not going to ignore people’s questions. #2. Seeing these episodes rehash a lot of angry feelings I have towards her and writing my blog and on commenting on my Twitter and Facebook is my way of venting. #3. Danielle is STILL currently trying to mess with my life. So, sorry if you have a problem with it. I do have a life besides being “obsessed” with Danielle. HA! I have a job. I go to school. I just recently started an internship in the city. I have another internship in the city coming up in the fall. I am looking into getting an apartment. Things are going REALLY well for me right now! I spend most of my free time with my boyfriend Derek, (we have been happily together for a year and three months now) and my amazing friends. I spend the rest of my free time with my wonderful family. I really am blessed, and I have been working hard to not let any negativity get me down. I am happy with how things in my life are going. I see a bright future for myself.

And here is a video of a recent Kim G interview where she talks about Joker Face sleeping with thousands of men. But then again we all knew that!

And click here for another interview were Kim Granny Two-Faced talks about how Joker Face, who gets pissed when people don’t recognized her since she is now a celebrity super star extraordinaire.

It seems Kim G is in a new interview every day talking mad dog shit about Joker Face. Damn, this bitch is really trying super hard to get on this bullshit show. Isn’t she?

Joker Face was apparently looking for an apartment in a West New York luxury building. She mingled with some of the other tenants and suddenly found out that Kim Grannietell has an apartment there. The Bitch freaked out and ran out of the building screaming .  Since her and Kim G are no longer friends. No surprise there!

 Here is the original article from New York Post:

Kim Zolciak has been recently spotted with a new suga papa named Thomas Kramer.  He is rumored to be the replacement of the famous Big Poppa. This guy is said to be a very rich bastard that can afford Kim’s goldigger super expensive monthly fee. And he also suffers from Attention Whore Personality Disorder just like all the housewives, because he’s been trying to get on a reality show for some time and since Kim can hook him up with camera time to feed his famewhoring urges it sounds like they’re perfect for each other :

 Has Kim Zolciak found her new sugar daddy on Star Island? The Real Housewives of Atlanta character is no stranger to Miami men–or women, having allegedly hooked up with DJ Tracy Young several months ago. And while that opportunity relationship didn’t quite work out, Zolciak was reportedly on and off with her original benefactor, married Atlanta real estate mogul, Lee Najjar. Until now, perhaps. In town with some of her fellow castmates for the Mercedes Benz FashionWeek Swim shows (why, we have no idea and as far as we know there was no She by Sheree show scheduled), Zolciak spent some QT with perennial Miami Beach party man, Thomas Kramer, who feted the Atlanta housewives at his Star Island sprawl, a Chuck. E. Cheese of sorts for the rich and horny. The bon vivant, who’s also been trying to get into reality TV, would actually make an exceptional addition to Bravo’s Hotlanta Housewives franchise as well as to Zolciak’s bottom line, so don’t be surprised if we see Zolciak flipping her wig over him in the coming weeks. On Bravo or otherwise.

(Source Bossip)

Gretchen Rossi is now trying to become the next Juicy Couture. After the shenanigans she pulled with her makeup line and the whole Jeff Beitzel foundation ordeal. She is now launching some hand bag collection thing. Bitch needs to support Slade Slimey before he looks for another sugar mama.

Here is a picture of her swap meet pleather hand bags:

Well ain’t that some fucked up shit. A website called A.J. Willner Auctions  that specializes in yard selling stuff that belongs to the broke ass faux-rich people,  has posted that they are for sure going ahead with the auction to sell off many of the items inside the Giudice’s marble mansion .

 Most of this shit Teresa showed off in a recent interview  with InTouch Weekly. But unfortunately now it will end up in someone elses house. Too bad so sad.

Here is some of the items getting auctioned off:

Teresa and Barney are also in some deep shit over not disclosing all their assets as previously posted. They pissed off their bankrupcty trustee John Sywilok  for concealing many of their money assets.

I wanted to make this recap a longer funier version but all week my fucking Internet has been down . It works then it don’t then it works again. The technician came out 3 times today and replaced the modem 3 times! Each time after he replaced it the Internet would work for about a half hour and then it would take a shit again. Now I’m having a senior technician come out tomorrow so hopefully I can post this before the Internet decides to take a 6 hour shit again!

This episode was the aftermath of the ugly. We first see a clip of Barney Devito taking his little Teresa Juniors to taekwondo classes or weave pulling classes. Teresa tries to pretend that she doesn’t know where they get their ghetto scrapping talents from. One of the little Teresas tells Mr. Devito that she doesn’t want to figth but  wants to go eat instead. Because of that, Barney Devito makes them fight for a meal. He’s teaching them early!

In this episode we also got to see Joker Face going to the courthouse to press charges against Ashley for the weave pulling party. The whole time she was outside with her ‘Busted up Sex in the City’ crew (per Jacqueline) and was  talking with her lawyers and her new so called ’friends’ all I could think of was the bitches of Hocus Pocus. What the fuck.

Joker Face’s fuck buddy Danny enrolled Joker Face in some self defense classes so that she can supposedly defend herself from those ‘woman’, that keep pulling her weave. She drags her 2 daughters to the fighting classes and they look embarrassed as hell.

Last season this ho’ bag was sitting there saying she is a bad ass and can kick anybody’s ass. Remember she would brag about how she is in excellent shape because she works out a lot and this season she is sitting there lying saying that she is a delicate little flower that is not a fighter and that she doesn’t like to have to work out too hard. This bitch is a pathological liar  and she can’t make up her fucking mind . She needs to pick one lie and stick to it. Why don’t she just pistol whip a bitch next time they try to pull her weave? I know she knows how to do that, she has massive experience in pistol whipping.

Teresa goes over to that thrift store Posche that Kim D is trying to pass off as some luxury clothing boutique, when that bitch dresses like she got her suit at the Salvation Army free pile. Kim D  and her duck lips look like she is drunk off her ass already and it was probably only 9 am.

When Teresa shows up Kim D of course offers her a drink and Teresa is sitting there getting hammered with Kim D. In another part of town Kim G has smelled the Bravo cameras and so she quickly hops on her broom and arrives at the Posche. Teresa says she don’t like that bitch. But says she feels bad that the night of the full moon when she turned into a wolf and chased Joker Face down she pushed Kim G and Kim G is an older lady and Teresa says she respects the elderly. Maybe Ashley should take some advice from Teresa here and should of respected the elderly Joker Face who is old enough to be her grandma . What is Joker Face 60? 70 maybe? Yeah Ashley should learn to respect the elderly bitches who are ready for AARP and Medicare. Not me though I don’t respect the elderly crazy.

Speaking of Ashley we see a scene of her and her boyfriend talking about the Joker Face unbeweavable disaster. And he looks like he is tired of hearing about this bitch drama crap. I wonder when he is gonna jump ship.

Barney Devito takes Teresa on a trip of an apartment building that’s above a Pizza parlor he owns. That’s one of  the businesses that the Bankruptcy people are saying they concealed from the courts.

 Barney informs Teresa that her ass better start getting used to making the Pizzas and living at that building that looks like it’s probably in one of the many colorful NJ getthoes . Then he tells her that  they’re ass is getting kicked out of the marble mausoleum they live in now. And Teresa laughs and says ‘Ha Ha! I am never going to live in that dump!’ But Barney has a sad and serious look in his face and says : I’m serious bitch I’m not playing. I have a feeling he was serious too. Imagine if she really did have to live in that tiny apartment and make pizzas yikes! She would crawl in a hole an die of embarrassment and all you bitches be laughing at her. But Joker Face would be laughing the hardest.

Click here for an interview of Kim G. Granytell trying to hook up with a young boy toy.

It seems that all the ex-lovers of Joker Face are coming after her for one reason or another. First Kevin Maher is slaping a lawsuit on Joker Face for defamation of character for all the bullshit she talked about him in her book  ”The Naked Truth ” and is suing Joker Face her book’s alleged ghost writer and its publisher, Simon & Schuster. Kevin’s lawyer send a letter to Joker Face in January telling her he is suing her. Here is what Kevin told Zap2It:

“The lie that she told about me was that I beat her in a cocaine stupor for days,..And then when the police showed up, I confessed and then I went to prison.I was never in prison in my adult life. Period.”

At the same time she is also getting sued by ex fuck Steve Zalewski, for defamation and harrasment.

Now the ex boyfriend Danny Aguilar (picture above) who was involved in the kidnapping hoopla she was tangled in 24 years ago is demanding 100k from her crazy ass . Danny Aguilar states that Joker Face would of gotten killed by some big time drug dealers if he had not steped in and saved her ass by paying them that 100k. That she never paid back and now this guy wants his money. Aguilar called Joker Face on Sunday night to demand his money and the conversation turned fugly real quick. Then she called him a ‘celebrity stalker’ and threatened to sue him for defamation of character.(Seems this is all they sue each other over!) Then she called the police on his ass and the police called him and told him to knock it off.

Here is what he told Radaronline:

“My money got her out of trouble with these drug dealers. They wanted her dead and I didn’t want them to kill her.  I paid for it.  We all got popped, everyone went to jail and she snitched…I’m the ‘Real McCoy, I’m the one that did 15 years in a federal penitentiary over you. I’m no stalker.”

Depending on wich way you look at it .Maybe the night of the Posche Faux Fashion show Teresa should of not gonne out. Maybe Joe should of kept her locked up in her haunted marble mansion’s basement because as you can see it was a full moon that night and so Teresa turned into a wolf.

By this time Teresa had called over Joker Face to supposedly say ‘Hi’. Which we all know was a bunch of bullshit because she just wanted to taunt Joker Face and maybe smack her around a couple of times. Teresa is pretending to be nice and in a very casual insincere  tone, brings up the famous table flipping nigh.”The night after I flipped the table… yoouu know I was pissed. I was like you know, let me make things better. You know,.. you know me, I’m like the sweetest person’ Joker Face looks at her and says ‘NO, I don’t know you that way’. Teresa tries unsucessfuly to convince Joker Face that she is a nice person and brings it up again and again.  Joker Face knows she is being taunted. Because I bet this is not the first time someone she pissed the fuck off has taunted her just for shits and giggles.

 Not even five seconds after Teresa has tried hard to convince Joker Face that she is a nice girl the temper she was trying hard to conceal with her shitty acting, is starting to boil and show . And her voice starts to get louder when she begins raising her voice at Joker Face saying: ‘You got me to that point…, no honey I kept my mouth shut…’ Then Joker Face got all pissed off because I guess in Jersey if you call someone ‘Honey’ then it really means you’re calling them ‘Coke- Whore’. And tells Teresa in her fakest New Joisey accent ‘Don’t call me honey’. At this moment Teresa goes from zero to ghetto and answers :IS BITCH BETTER!?’. Joker Face then snaps at Teresa and says ‘Tha’ss a- fuck enough!…DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING ATTACK ME!..YOU THROW SOMETHING AT ME!’. It was downhill from there as the bitches kept yelling at each other.  Joker Face threatens Teresa with pressing charges on her for throwing that table at her last season .

Teresa was sitting on that big arm chair arguing and yelling at Joker Face, swaying back and forth doing a ghetto-fabulous dancing type of choreographed move. Trying to look cute, like she  was totally enjoying this yelling match. And Joker Face asks her ‘WHAT IS THAT GHETTO THING YOU’RE DOING?’ . Then Teresa stood up and got up in Joker Face’s mug right away. Her ghetto-fabulous moves had to be cranked up a few notches to show that bitch she meant binezz.

So her neck is still swaying back and forth and she throws in, the arm waiving and finger pointing move to increase the intimidation effect, and yells : I’M FROM PATTERSON ! DID YOU FORGET? Damn! Them some fighting words! Now I am not from the East Coast but for us West Coast Californios this must be the equivalent to telling someone in Los Angeles County: BITCH I’M FROM POMONA! Or if you are in Orange County: BITCH I’M FROM SANTA ANA! Or someone in Ventura County: BITCH I’M FROM OXNARD!. Yeap I get it. She grew up in the ghetto of Patterson,scrapping with the other Italian Cholas. AWESOME! All Teresa needed to do was take off her shoes and throw a shoe at that other bitch and she would be a Latina Chola. BEAUTIFUL!

Teresa was like some kind of a chinchilla fur wearing high heel stomping cavewoman ready to tear Joker Face a new asshole.  The two aligator bitches are Jacquie and Ashley

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Joker Face tells Teresa she knows Teresa is a hood rat and used to live in a ghetto ass house at the projects of Patterson. Teresa’s come back is that she now lives in a 5 millon dollar house. Is five million now?  I thought that house was only like a little under 2 million? Joker Face then says the worst thing you could ever tell a fronter and yells : ‘I KNOW AND IT’S IN FORECLOSURE!’  During this whole time Teresa has been enjoying this little argument . It was like fun little banter . You know, the type of banter she grew up enjoying in Patterson with the other little Italian Cholitas. But when that bitch yelled the word ‘FORECLOSURE!’  And all hell broke loose.

Joker Face suddenly realized she should of not said that and just ran out of there, because that’s when Teresa got up to kick her ass. Kim G makes the MISTAKE  to try and push Teresa to sit down on the chair. Bitch should know, you dont’t force a wolf woman on a full moon to sit down when she is about to chase down a beast. I’m surprise that Teresa didn’t punch Kim G. She just pushed her.

Joker Face likes to act all tough and threatens bitches, that she is gonna come a- knocking at their door and she won’t be alone and blah, blah, blah, but when some ghetto bitch that’s crazier than her, wants to knock her teeth out she runs like a little bitch and hides.

We all know Teresa was up to no good calling Joker Face to say ‘Hi’ .You know damn well she wanted to beat her ass and start some major drama blowout. But then again can you blame her? Everyone wants to beat that bitches ass. After she got the beast riled up, Teresa was like a cavewoman in chinchilla fur and high heels, with a club, chasing after a dinner beast yelling ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE BITCH!’.

Jacquie’s screechy little  annoying voice hurls at Joker Face in Teresa’s defense: ’Danielle I read your court records !.. You beat somebody with a 9mm pistol!.’

Meanwhile Joker Face is running and demanding her body guard to keep Teresa away from her. The bodyguard is manhandling Joker Face because secretly he wants to beat her ass too. And Joker Face is yelling at him confused saying : ‘DON’T HOLD ME!’ and ‘I BROKE MY FUCKING HEEL!’ What kind of Walmart cheap hooker boots was that bitch wearing?

Bitches are jumping on Teresa two at a time and she is tossing them out of the way like rag dolls. She is knocking down and dragging bitches down the way to get to Joker Face  yelling ‘COKE WHORE!’ , leaving a wake of pissed off  injured bitches  in her path. Including that one fat bitch that looks in the camera all pissed off holding her face and says ‘THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!’ I think Teresa punched her in the face to get her out of the way.  By this time the full moon had turned Teresa into a full wolfwoman so they weren’t dealing with a regular woman anymore. She was unstoppable. (Click this link my reader Alex left and check out this pic of Teresa in the full moon)

  The whole thing looked like a demented walking circus parade , complete with cameras and yelling hood rats ready to throw down. It was more out of control than anything they ever showed on Jerry Springer.

Joker Face ran and ran like a little bitch that’s been dishing it out since season one but can’t take it , when the other beast gets riled up ready to shove a cavemen club up her crusty ass.  Joker Face ends up hiding behind the bushes crying . By this time she is using her acting skills crying uncontrollably and over the top well beyond what the situation calls for . She  puts on an award winning performance trying to convince the audience  that  she is really frightened by Teresa . The bitch cries and cries while hiding in the bushes and says that she can’t breathe and other stupid shit like: ‘Get me out of here!..I’m gonna pass out!’

Kim G is trying to stop Teresa but Teresa insists: ‘MY HOUSE IS NOT IN FORECLOSURE!’. Yeap, you know that really hit a nerve with her, because this was back when her money problems started to show up and she is not happy with Joker Face calling her out on it.

Some large  guy intercepts with Teresa preventing her from going outside to bitch slap the other skank and says to Teresa :  ‘Show that you have class’ Something that just goes over Teresa’s head. Notice how the music has become very sinister now?

There’s a  mosh pit of commotion inside with Teresa, Kim D, Jacqueline and all the other shit load of people in that clusterfuck telling Teresa to leave Joker Face alone. Teresa is of course NOT LISTENING.

Meanwhile Kim G has gone outside to check on Joker Face who keeps the crock tears coming and is now going into full- faux-convulsions and hysterics. Kim G smacks Joker Face and yells : ‘COME DOWN!!, ‘COME DOWN!!’ Because that really works.

Kim G is screaming at her driver ” ‘PUT HER IN THE CAR!’

Kim G’s driver and Joker Face’s new body guard are trying to help Joker Face to the car ,while she continues with her crying performance. They help her walk because she cries that one of her cheap ass hooker boots has a broken heel.

The sinister music continues playing and they focused the camera on Ashley who looks like she siphon some of the wolf men insanity from Teresa. Ashley is sneaking up to Joker Face.

While the 2  men where dragging Joker Face to her car  Ashley sneaks up her little tubby hand  between the 2 men and yanked Joker Face’s weave and yells ‘Who do you think you are?’ The whole thing lasted less than 2 seconds.And that was it. I was expecting some serious weave pulling. But it was just a little yank. Kinda like the time that Sheree was helping Kim Zolciak ‘adjust’ her road kill wig. Remember that shit? Joker Face of course has to cry and sob and get all hysterical like someone really stabbed her ass with a fork in the eye. Bitch please!

After that Ashley was standing there getting held back by Kim G and  screaming like a psycho ass:  ’LOVE AND LIGHT BITCH’

Ashley yells proudly : ‘I pulled her fucking weave off her hair!’

As Joker Face is walking to Kim G’s car with the 2 bodyguards , she is screaming: ‘Get me out a’ here!… ‘ She sees Teresa walking behind her and yells ‘ She is behind you!’. With that creepy music they were playing and Joker Face screaming ‘ She is behind!’ and Teresa walking normal not running just walking! That reminded me of one of the Friday the 13th movies. Remember  Michael Myers would always be walking slow and at a normal pace and the poor dum-shit teenagers he would kill were always running scared and fast but somehow that fucktard Myers would always catch them and kill them anyways?  That’s what this part reminded me off Joker Face was all walking fast almost running and Teresa was all walking slow but was gonna catch her anyways.

 Back inside the ghetto ass country club is was just like the trailer park on Saturday night. Ashley is walking around proudly bragging that she pulled on Joker Face’s donkey hair extensions. Everyone inside is talking about it and Jacquie hears of it and is not happy. But she secretly is!

More award winning performance tears from Joker Face as she is uncontrollably crying her way into Kim G’s Bentley. Bitch is crying like if somebody died.

The big guy Harry who is Kim G’s driver is outside  that Bentley guarding it. All he gives a shit about is that the Bentley doesn’t get scratched but he seems to have been enjoying this cat fight. Teresa approaches the Bentley and demands to speak to the ‘Bitch’. Harry  is trying to keep Teresa away from that Bentley but, tells her in an admirable tone: ‘ You know, you’re like a gazelle, you’re fast.’ Then he pretty much high fives her. He secretly wanted Teresa to catch that ho’ and smack her around a couple times ’cause he had the misfortune of having to drive her demanding ass around for the last couple days while she drove him insane and she ain’t even his boss.

Harry stands his ground because he don’t need that Bentley messed up. The other body guard guy is mute but also stands there like a wall. Teresa continues her immature high schoolish attitude of wanting to keep taunting that bitch. Jacquie tries to get Teresa to leave that miserable bitch alone, but Teresa insist on taunting her and throws some childish fit saying that Harry will have to run her over with the Bentley because she refuses to move unless Joker Face comes out to box her.

Joker Face is in the car sobbing saying she knew this would happen. Well DUH! She repeats the affirmation and the cycle is just a self fulfilling prophesy she puts herself there. Kim G has decided to go out and shoot the shit with Jacqueline. Joker Face doesn’t like it because she knows Kim G will be badmouthing her. And Kim G bad mouths her just like she expected.

Ashley has now showed up by the Bentley hoping to get another piece of Joker Face’s weave. Jacquie yells at Ashley to go home. Ashley yells ‘I’m glad you pick Danielle over your own daughter’. And I’m glad she don’t see her mom is trying to prevent her ass from getting arrested but of course she doens’t see that.

 Joker Face calls popo from Kim G’s Bentley. And  says Yea hi, this is Danielle Staub’ Like they knew her. Bitch was talking like when you place your order for pizza withthe parlor down the street and they know you by name. And they did!  Notice how she starts telling the 911 woman that she was attacked and she starts yelling at the woman with a demanding voice. The 911 dispatcher tells her :’Ma’am stop!’ . Cause she knows this bitch and wants her to shut up.

Suddenly the whole fiasco turned into an episode of cops. When the cops spoke to Jacqueline they told her they knew all about crazy ass Danielle. That bitch is always calling the police on all the boyfriends she has to kick out and all the people she fights with.

 When popo shows up and Joker Face tells them what happened she is all yelling at the cop showing him her hair and crying. The cop was like ‘Yeah, whatever’. Then she even got all dramatic during her one on one video interview and walks away from it all dramatic and crying.

Even thought the cops showed up and everything.Nobody got arrested! Even crazy ass Teresa who was arguing with the cop refusing to tell him her name or give him ID. Cop was asking her ‘What is your name’ and Teresa was responding ‘fuck you motherfucker I don’t have to answer shit!’. That bitch reminded me like the crazy ho’s they show on cops when they show up for a domestic violence situation. It seemed like this was not the first time Teresa has been uncooperative with a police officer of the law . The way she behaved towards the cop was very telling like she has acted this way towards the cops many times before.

WTFuck is wrong with Teresa seriously? Doesn’t she see the cameras rolling ? The cops will know who the fuck she is .  That was insane the mafia must have the police station on their payroll that’s why they didn’t arrest Teresa or Ashley. If it would of been anybody else in another town they would of being in the back of that cop car handcuffed.

The next morning Teresa and Jacquie go tell the God Mother about the fiasco that ended with 8 police cars. God Mother wasn’t very happy with it . When Jacqueline and Teresa are telling their version of the story they told it just the way that a child or pretteen would of being telling their mommie. What’s funny is the pettiness of it all. Caroline is looking at those two bitches like  they’re stupid while they’re telling her their version of the story. She also lets them know that they gave Joker Face what she wanted. She is riiight!

 Joker Face tells Chihuahua on crack Danny her exagerated version of what happened . She says that her neck was injured, Ashley pulled wads and wads of hair out of her head , she has a bald spot, she got whiplash maybe cancer from the pulling of the weave. Wow all that from a little hair pull that lasted less than 2 seconds.  Did ya’ all notice how Danny looked like he just woke up? And so did Joker Face? UH HUM! Danny also says that if he would of gonne he would of being back in jail because he beats on women so he would of poped Teresa or Ashley in the mouth.

Joker Face cuts some hair from one of her daughters head, wich is way lighter than her own and states during her camera interview that Ashley pulled that hair out of her head.

 Now that I look at Joe really well you know who he looks like? He looks like a combo of Dani Devito and Barney Ruble. I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THAT AND I’VE SEEN THIS FUCKER MANY TIMES!!!He is Barney Devito. That’s what I will refer to him as from now on. Barney Devito!  Teresa tells her side of the story to her husband Barney Devito. She tells him in the most cutesy way how she was being the nicest girl that she is, how she was calling Joker Face ‘Honey’ and how that beast just started spitting poison on poor Teresa . When Teresa is telling Barney her side of the story he is losing interests and getting lost the funniest shit was when she mentions Kim G and he asks her “Who is Kim G? And Teresa says ‘The old lady!’ he answers : ‘Oh God!’.

When Teresa sees that Barney is getting impatient with her she brings up the fact that Joker Face yelled out that their mansion is in foreclosure an awkward quiet pause happens which tells us everything we need to know about them being broke. Then Barney Devito wonders why Teresa didn’t get arrested? And finally they do it on the pool table. EEEEWWWW!!!

Joker Face has some con artist chick called an ‘Energist’ that supposedly she pays to help her get rid of her bad Karma and evil energies. Whatever that chick is doing is not working so I suggest Joker Face get her money back. Joker Face has the nerve to give out Jacquies phone number to this so called ‘Energist’ who calls Jacquie late at night while she is stuck in her car in front of the ghetto neighborhood were the Posche store sits at. Jacquie totally disses this bitch and starts playing games on her Iphone while the “Energist’ tries to cleanse Jacquie’s energies and of course this does not work at all.

Ashley gets yelled at by her parents Jacquie and Chris for yanking on Joker Faces hair. And her parents get 27 ‘Whatevers’.

Was it right for Teresa to taunt the beast ? Was it rigth for Ashley to yank Joker Faces hair extensions? Was it right for Jacquie to yell at Joker Face about reading her court records ? The answer to all those shitty questions is a big fat NO. But was it Karma? YES! It was something that had to be done. It was Karma and Karma had to be repaid sometimes Karma is not pretty. Sometimes Karma sends another crazy angry unstable bitch to chase another mean crazy disturbing coke whore screaming out of a country club to hide in the bushes with a broken hooker stiletto. And then Karma sends another crazy bitch in training to yank that bitches hair just because it was funny.

Remember how Joker Face would sit there acting as if she is a bad ass bitch and ain’t scarreeed of anyone but when crazy ass Teresa and her crazy fur wearing cave woman fueled insanity chasing her ass with a club in her hand she is crying bloody murder.

Teresa is a hood rat with anger management problems. Joker Face is a bi-polar, insanity bitch who eventually wears out her welcome with everyone she comes across with by pissing them off. They both crazy and Ashley is following their fucked up foot steps. All these bitches have some many mental  problems among them and for women their age and with the money they supposed to have or front to have,they are very unhappy people. They remind me of a pit of snakes and you don’t know which one is the most poisonous.

And here is a picture of Joker Face and her joker face. Even some doctors are wondering if she is wearing a mask. They’re just now noticing what I’ve been saying about her overdone looking mug since season one.

More legal troubles for Real Pretend Rich House Ho of New Joisey Teresa Guidice . Because Teresa wanted to show off to the world how faux rich she is, how she don’t got a budget to follow and how she farts fifties and shits hundreds out of her fabulous Mafia ass. The IRS and other folks whom her and Joe owe money to apparently watch this bullshit ass-show and are flamingly pissed off and disgusted that she spends what she can’t afford and shows off her fabulous lifestyle   while she flips off everyone else   she owes money to .Teresa and Joe are also being accused of concealing some of their assets which include a Pizza parlor and a Laundromat where Teresa and Joe wash their dirty money.

So now her shit is going to be put on the curb by her bankruptcy trustee, for an auction yard sale that’s taking place in August 22. So if you bitches want some of Teresa’s fabulous shit better get your asses over to New Joisey  August 22. I bet Joker Face is going to be there scavenging in Teresa’s and Joe’s crap just to piss off Teresa , while Teresa sits there giving her ass dirty looks. I wonder if her chinchilla coat will be in the list of items?

Also that fucktard Steve the Queeve is suing Joker Face for defamation of character because she told the world  a couple of episodes ago, that he is a perv who had hidden cameras filming their intimate filth. He says he didn’t do nothing and Joker Face is the weirdo pervert that send him videos of her self doing the  nasty and she was very well aware of  the smut filming since it was her idea . Steve states that bitches on Joker Face’s pretend friend payroll fans of Joker Face come up to him on the street and tell him he is going to hell. Steve the Queeve says he’s had it with that psycho bitch and is suing her fugly ass. Here is what Steve told Radaronline:

“I have people come up to me in restaurants telling me I’m going to hell, I’m not a good person. I try to explain to people I didn’t do anything wrong. She would send me video texts of her playing with her self, I have nothing to do with that.”

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