Lynne and Frank Curtin appeared in court yesterday. The Curtin’s are finally admitting that they are not ‘gazillionaires’ and that all the money they are shown throwing around is just a whole lot bullshit fronting, for the purpose of the TV show. Noo, you, don’t say?! And here I thought they were gazillionaires, wiping their asses with hundreds (roll eyes). And now these financial geniuses, that they are, may have to file for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Sucks to be them!
Real housewife of Orange County Lynne Curtin and her husband Frank might declare bankruptcy as they face a $1.26 million court judgment, their attorney said Wednesday.
Lynne Curtin said their “The Real Housewives of Orange County” salary “Just gets us by. Most people think we get $100,000 an episode — that’s not us. I wish it was.”
The lawsuit judgment against the Curtins is over real estate development deals gone sour. Bankruptcy is “an option to consider…they need to talk it over,” said the couple’s attorney, Franklin Casco Jr.
Frank Curtin said he hoped the dispute ends with an informal resolution.
When the Curtins answered a morning case call, Riverside County Superior Court Judge Bernard J. Schwartz tossed the arrest warrants he was holding for them.
He issued them last month when they failed to show for a scheduled hearing.
After being sworn in, the Curtins and MercuryManzano, the real estate investor who sued them, went with their attorneys into closed meetings at the courthouse to discuss information about assets.
The groups met through the morning before a lunch break. Attorneys for both sides said it was unlikely the matter would be resolved soon.
During the morning, Frank Curtin and Manzano chatted in the courthouse hallway in an apparently friendly conversation. Frank Curtin described the dispute as a disagreement over money, without animosity between the parties.
The Curtins are not “gazillionaires,” Lynn said.
“We are portrayed as being real wealthy,” Frank Curtin said. “It’s a television show. It’s blown out of proportion. The economy took a real beating, and we are still trying to recover from that,” he said.
The couple’s financial problems have become part of the show. They have dealt with four eviction notices since 2007. The show’s Web site says Frank’s construction business “has screeched to a halt in a troubled economy.”
A default judgment issued in July 2008 says the Curtins, plus Frank’s brother Christopher, owe Manzano more than $1.26 million.
The trio never responded to the lawsuit’s allegations that they failed to repay loans floated to them by Manzano.
He sued the Curtins as joint property owners, along with Christopher, in 2007. Christopher is identified in the lawsuit as a resident of San Bernardino County. His name has since been left out of the proceedings.
Manzano’s lawsuit claimed Frank and Christopher “held themselves out as experienced contractors and developers of residential property.”
Manzano said he made a series of loans between 2005 and 2006 to the pair secured by deeds of trust on two Laguna Beach properties.
When the Curtins failed to repay the loans, Manzano foreclosed on the two Laguna Beach properties, but claimed he lost $325,000 on the deal because of advance mortgage payments due to others.
I was seriously waiting for something like this to happen in one of the housewives shows and it finally did. This Bitch Alexis with her big ass platipus lips has made my day. Not only did this ho’ look ridiculous in last nights episode while confronting that other woman (who by the way looked waaay better and cuter than Alexis) but also her huuusband evil reverend Jafar Jimbo is a fucking dirty dog!
Yeap! The more they show this Bitch and her controlling, fugly, fat, bald, old huusband the more I can see throught their transparent Bible made up of bullshit.
I didn’t see when this dude was getting hit on by that cute petite girl, who next to Alexis looked like a real woman. Yes I can see who the real crossdresser is! Next to that girl, Alexis looked like a man in drag with a blonde wig, hell, that tuperware crossdresser Quesadilla was way more feminine and sexy looking than Alexis, I bet Jimbo was gona go hit on her next. And NO Alexis NO ONE wants to fight you, not because of your bicepts it’s because you look like a man! A big scary man at that.
I bet what happened was that Jimbo saw that girl and was hitting on her, and deep down inside Alexis knows it was Jimbo sniffing on that other chick not the other way around. But Alexis, is either too stupid or brainwashed, or afraid of her lord, master and dictator Jimbo to either admit or see that he is shopping around for her next replacement or for a side dish, and Alexis feels threatened by that, and she knows if she confronts Jimbo of being the dog he is just gonna beat her ass so she went after that girl Mel because she was an easier target and it was better to blame it on her.
No wonder that Bitch Alexis was all insecure that little, young girl Jimbo was hitting on (because I bet it was him!) was all beautiful, petite and dark haired didn’t have platypus lips injected with pig fat, or embalming fluid- botox or even big, ugly, scary, fake circus tits. That girl looked real and Alexis just looked plain scary next to her . Shit, now that I take a good look at Alexis next to an actual pretty woman I don’t believe she is 32 she looks more like 42. Whatever happened to ‘I trust Jim with you naked on a boat, he is a godly man!’
When Alexis was all insecure confronting that other woman, Jimbo was looving every minute of it. I agree with that ho’ Gretchen on this one. Fucking Gretchen was clowning on Alexis and who wouldn’t? That Bitch Alexis made a complete ass of herself in front of all the Bitches at that party. The best part was when that other woman yells ” he is not attractive! her husband is not attractive no one is hitting on her husband!” And Gretchen busted up laughing, then everyone laughed! Fuck that was funny! And true.
No one wants to hit on Jimbo. That neanderthal looking fucktard, is not only fugly as sin but he always looks and acts angry, he is controlling, is an asshole, has the personality of a caveman, and treats that dumb ho’ like she is 7 years old. That Bitch is so brainwashed she cannot even see it. The only thing that women may see in that fugly, fucktard huusband of hers is the fact that he has money (for now!) that is all he has going for himself, but with these housewives shows who knows how much of that money is just smoke and mirrors covered in bullshit.
The reason why Jimbo was talking to Alexis all nice and calm (because I never see him do that shit before!) was because of guilt he knew there was fucking cameras all around and was nervous that they may of catch him being sneaky and try to hit on that little cute girl. Watch his body language and face expressions. It tells it all. And no it wasn’t the editing, Jimbo is so transparent he may as well be made out of glass. His actions were the actions of an asshole that almost got caught doing something he shouldn’t be doing and Alexis doesn’t see how stupid he makes her look. When Alexis was yelling at that other woman did ya’ all see Jimbo’s face he was smirking and for a few seconds starts ogling at that other woman like she was a piece of meat. He is disgusting!
And then at the limo, when Gretchen brought up the incident one more time his ass looked away like he knew he was guilty, my brother, who used to be a player, was visiting me and watched that part with me and agreed that Jimbo looked guilty.
It was so hilarious when Jimbo tries to lie and said:
’I'm pretty naive when a girl is hitting on me’ MY ASS!
Gretchen Rossi has recently told OK Magazine that the Tamra and Simon divorce may be a well thought out strategic publicity famewhore stunt “…I guess well have to see if it’s really true,” Since Gretchen don’t want to talk about Tamra and wants to stay out of the drama she went on running her fat mouth: “because I wouldn’t be surprised if we see them next year back together and this was a whole publicity stunt.”
After Gretchen clowned on Tamra for her divorce she wished her well:
“I think divorce is a horrible thing for anybody and I pray that her kids can make it through, but at the same time… But if it is real I hope that they can get through it, but I just hope they are not trying to fool the world,”
Then Gretchen went on to say she is only friends with that heffa Alexis:
“I chose to keep positive people in my life that are uplifting and those girls, except Alexis, aren’t like that and I really don’t have an ill word to speak about them. They are who they are and their true colors show and I just don’t care to really talk one way or the other about them,”
Gretchen also insists that her boyfriend Slade Slimey is a saint and a good father and ignorant bitches can’t talk about him ’cause they don’t know him:
“It’s been really frustrating lately because people have so many negative things to say about him and it’s hard for me because he is one of the most amazing men I have ever met,” Gretchen gushes to OK!, “And it bothers me that the women have a comment about his children or how he is as a father when they have never even seen him around his children and they don’t know anything about the situation. It’s very ignorant…”
That Bitch also says: “I want to have kids of my own!”Yeah I’d like to see that bullshit in about 11 years after Slimey impregnated her ass, spend her money, and don’t pay child support.
We start with Vicki taking a walk with Donn and thanking him for not being a clingy controlling asshole that tells her what to do. Cough Cough Simon, Jimbo Cough Slimey. Then Vicki decided to pull a letter out of her ass, and reads a love poem /letter thanking Donn for not being a dick. Then she thanks him for bending over and dressing up like a cheerleader for her. Vicki continues to thank Donn for being a good huusband and letting Vicki have the penis.
Wow, I guess the presence of the other fucktard huusbands of the other ho’s made Hurricane Vicki realize what a good wooped huusband she has and how obedient he is compare to dipshits like Jimbo for example. Yep she realizes how good she has it. And so Vicki has finally realized that other men don’t want her crazy old ass and Donn is a pretty good catch for her to keep. So Vicki swooped Donn off his feet and is a few minutes they were in some Caribbean dream island were hurricane Vicki wrecked havock having conch and booze with Donn. Hurricane Vicki also molested her corciegne because he had a nice smile; and that’s the type of shit Hurricane Vicki likes to do when she is traveling coked out of her skull, in exotic islands where people have nice teeth.
We also saw Stepford wife Alexis playing bubbles with her kids and then she starts preaching some crazy spewage about how she has to go to church in her best hooker stilettos because she doesn’t want the devil to try and hump her.
Scary ass Jafar looking motherfucking Jimbo starts to preach all scary to the camera about how he hopes to someday start his own cult church and how he lays hands on his family every day to bless them and blah, blah, blah. Right after that Jimbo is yelling at his kids and barking orders at the nanny telling her to put the kids in time out. I feel sorry for his servants. Perfect Stepford wifey Alexis continues preaching about what a perfect wife and mother she is ’cause if she is NOT reverend Jimbo is gonna whoop her ass with his 10 pound bible.
Tamra asks her kids if they missed her and Simon while they were in Florida and the kids said they dind’t give a shit since they never see their parents too much since they keep hiring hobos to watch them while they are away being drunken, drama queens, at parties and the Housewife shows. Tamra asks her younger daughter if she wants to go somewhere with her and Simon and the little girl asks ‘who is gonna watch me?’because Tamra never takes her kids anywhere.That sux! Tamra starts begging her daughter to go somewhere with her and Simon and little Sophia says she don’t want to go anywhere with them. You know what. I am skipping over that shit too depressing!
Suddenly an evil beetle who was sent by Gretchen to assassinate Tamra appears out of nowhere and Tamra screams ‘holy mother of balls!’ Lucky for Tamra the beetle misses her. Tamra and Simon start to bitch and argue over Tamra’s friendship with Hurricane Vicki. Simon tells Tamra to lose that bitch if she wants to stay married to him. Tamra says that Simon and Vicki compete with each other to be the Alpha males. Maybe this is the infidelity Simon accused Tamra of. She was having an affair with Vicki! AH HA!
Tamra wants to make amends with Gretchen so that Tamra can beat her ass again. Simon tells Tamra he don’t want her hanging around that rat Gretchen and that he is tired of the trailer park style drama Tamra gets into. Then he asks Tamra how come after all these years, she is still acting and behaving the same way she did when Simon first met her and she lived at the trailer park .Back then Tamra was also getting into cat fights and drama with jealousy and gossip and stupid skanky bitches.
Simon just doesn’t understand how he was able to take Tamra out of the trailer park but he could not get the trailer park out of Tamra? It was puzzling. Simon wants to hang around good wholesome people and doesn’t want gutter ho’s like Gretchen hanging around Tamra and his children because he is protective. He has also been taking lessons from Reverend Jafar Jimbo on being more controlling. Jimbo has taught Simon some valuable lessons like for example how it is better to smack a bitch with an open hand not with a closed fist, smacking a ho’ that way is better for the ho’ since that also plumps up her lips. Why do you think Alexi’s lips look like rubber band lips all the time? It’s not only from whale fat injections.
Simon tries to use a brain washing technique with Tamra that Jimbo taught him. By convincing Tamra that they’re marriage works and they are happy. But Simon fails miserably at his attempt to brainwash Tamra because she is a stubborn Bitch plus Tamra has taken lessons from Hurricane Vicki at not letting a man tell you how you feel so she just spits on Simon’s face and that gives him his answer.
Alexis and Jimbo go to some free church were they allow hookers and strippers to show up dressed for work. Well ho’s need to go to church too and so do preacher guys with southern accents who play guitar and like young pretty girls and church scandals.
That church Alexis and Jimbo attend was too loud and with sucky wanna-be-rock music to boot. They were probably offending Jesus with that awful music.
I am old fashioned I think you need to keep your rock & roll music separate from your church music. Last time Metallica’s contract with the Devil expired their albums were sucking then they renewed their contract with Satan and their music kicked ass again. And I thought contracts with Satan didn’t expired. Besides church is a place where you’re supposed to go to sleep and rest. I want a quiet church were I can take a nice nap and be woken up after the sermon is over. This works really good when recovering from partying and drinking the night before at a rock concert. See how that works? By the way I don’t go to church or believe in the devil so I am not trying to offend anyone religious.
The preacher starts spewing some stuff about not crying in your Starbucks and getting over it. By this time into the sermon I would of been sleeping and in my third dream already.While the preacher talks about how you have to stop winning and worrying about what someone else says about you Alexis was looking around all the other people sitting around her and while agreeing with the preacher she was pointing at everyone else saying see he is talking to you guilty unchristian heathens, I am more christian than you! I don’t do shit like that!
That Bitch was going off then she started attacking the other house ho’s and judging them she kept going off ,spewing more crazy preachy shit, by saying:the preacher was talking directly to the other house ho’s they all talk crap about each other and are not christian they are all going to hell except for me because I am christian.
Alexis brags about how she is very christian and is fortunate and blessed to have the baby machine and slave to Jimbo lifestyle, the nanny’s, the complicated multiple margaritas in mid day, and of course the porn size boobs, and how she is better and everyone else sucks and she is going to rise in a cloud with Jesus even though she is a famewhore and looks down at everyone else. Oh yeah, and she is NOT GOING TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT THAT!. WOW! What a self righteous Bitch. I wonder what Jesus would say about all her shenanigans?. That’s a crystal cathedral waiting to crash and it will crash hard. Oh well but that’s why Jesus invented Karma for people like Alexis.
Tamra says that Alexis and Jimbo did not appear as church folk to her. She also doesn’t understand how Alexis and Jimbo are trying to keep the devil out when the devil would love to hump Alexis cc’s. I think that’s what she said? I don’t know what the fuck cc’s are but then again I don’t have fake boobs either. As a a matter of fact I am afraid to death to have fake plastic shit inserted in me. I watched this show called 1000 ways to die and this woman who had humongous porn size boobs was on a plane high up in the air and they exploded and she bled to death! True story! After I saw that show with the exploding boobs whenever I see Alexis fake cleavage, I wait for her boobs to explode . Great now I have that image burned in my brain! GROSS!
Gretchen is high as a kite as usual, giggling and clapping her hands all retarded like, she cannot even clap right because she misses and says she wants some of that christian in her cleavage because she has no boobies ; specially now that she has been snorting a lot of meth and partying on 2 week binges she looks super sucked up and where her boobs used to be there is only a hollow cavity. Bitch don’t need boobs she needs to get off the meth and a sandwich!
Gretchen gets nice and ready and coked out of her skull, to go visit with Lynne’s daughter Alexa because she believes Alexa is depressed and Gretchen wants to be a good example and a role model to young girls.
When Gretchen calls Lynne to get her okay to take Alexa somewhere and interrogate her; Lynne is nice and high and agrees to everything Gretchen says she also tells Gretchen ahead of time that, Alexa may leak out the family secret that they beat Alexa.
Damn! Well they are not beating her enough, I tell you what, if anything they need to beat her ass more so she is not running around drunk off her ass, buck wild with every Tom, Dick and Harry all over Orange County.
Gretchen takes Alexa to some second hand store to shop for 2 dollars shirts. Then she tells Alexa that she knows Alexa is depressed because she hears her tell Lynne how depressed she is and how she needs to have a beer. Gretchen gets all preachy on Alexa and tells her she is concerned about her well being. Gretchen feels that she is the expert, in giving children who are about to end up on drugs or pregnant, advice since she knows all about being on drugs, bulimic and naked on the internet since she is doing that shit right now as we speak.
Gretchen says all her orgy toilet pictures, cheating on dying fiancee escapades, were done in the name of research since she also holds a degree in child psychology and all.
Alexa gets caught off guard when Gretchen demands she tells her what is going on with her depressing life, because she is a concerned big sister type. Alexa doesn’t know if she should hug Gretchen, or beat the shit out her right there and then, at the clothing store in front of God and everybody.
Gretchen’s approach to forcing Alexa to open up to her was genius she put a little teenage girl who is totally embarrassed by her embarrassing family, on blast and put the spotlight on her problems. Even though Lynne’s daughters are little shits it is no wonder those girls don’t want to go to school or be successful. I be embarrassed and fucked up too, having Lynne and Frank for parents and crazy Bitches like Gretchen up in my shit. That sux!
After Alexa remembers Gretchen’s girls gone wild on the Internet dildo pictures she decides that she didn’t like that ho’ trying to give her advice on being depressed since she is the biggest gold digging famewhore who dates douche bags named Slimey and has slept with dying old millionaires who left her money while she cheated and partied and posed for erotic toilet modeling pictures.
Lynne snuck into the fitness center at some hotel to work out with Alexa she also brought Alexa along to make sure her new face transplant doesn’t fall off this way in case that shit happens she has someone there to help her duct tape her face back on.
Lynne asks Alexa about her shopping trip with Gretchen Alexa tells Lynne that since Gretchen is just some gold digging, orgy participant, toilet dildo model, who is naked wasted and coked out all the time Alexa feels she doesn’t need to listen to Gretchen, and Gretchen should not be giving her any advice, she also states that Gretchen is a run down 40 year old whore who needs to quit pretending she is close to Alexa’s age and has the authority on counseling out of control teenagers, besides Alexa can fuck up her own life all on her own. Without some 40 year old grannie’s help. Since Lynne was high at the time she don’t remember allowing Gretchen to take Alexa shopping and so becomes outraged at Gretchen’s nerve both Lynne and Alexa agree that Gretchen is a gutter whore who ambushed Alexa by taking the pressure off her self, and make it about Alexa because she is an easy target.
Hurricane Vicki kidnapped Donn to Turkey Caicos and told him that they are falling in love all over again wheter Donn likes it or not! Vicki says that if someone says‘money doesn’t matter they were poor!’ Darn right Bitch that’s why you bust yo’ ass peddling insurance so that you can afford to vacation and don’t end up broke and in the trailer park condo like Tamra if Donn ever leaves yo’ ass.
Hurricane Vicki gets drunk of her ass on Caribbean Rum Punch and visits a Conch bar to eat Conch wich is the viagra of the sea Vicki is drunk off her ass already and she stumbling drunk when the Conch guy is killing the Conch and taking out the conch dick . Vicki tells Donn to eat the conch so that he can get horny and take her back to the room. The Conch guy tells them that after Donn eats those 7 buckets of Conch dick they will not come out of their room or see the rest of the day. And he was right. Vicki and Donn finally consummated their relationship. The only other time they had sex with each other was two months after they got married back in the early 1980’s. It was Vicki’s idea. After that, Vicki decided they each need their own room and have kept it that way since, and now almonst 3 decades later they had sex again. Miracles do happen!
Tamra is out with that guy Marcos, who is supposedly her real state co worker. That Marcos sure looks like Simon’s little brother. Look at his nose and hair he resembles Simon. Tamra says Simon didn’t want to go look at houses with her and Marcos so she decided to go with Marcos. I wonder if this is the guy Simon is accusing her of being unfaithful with? I am sure Simon didn’t want to go because, he was planning to give her the boot anyways and instead of looking at those million dollar homes she should of being looking at government low income housing.
Tamra tells that other man WHO IS NOT HER HUSBAND! How she used to live in that neighborhood, and she used to be the happiest back then but now Simon hates her, and he is on her shit list, and she needs a shoulder to cry on.
Damn! Tamra’s ass sure looks flat with those Peggy Bundy capris, maybe she needs to put some of that silicone from her teeties on her butt to make it even.
Vicki decides it is time to seal the deal and tell Donn that he is her Bitch permanently, because Vicki is tired of the games from the younger Sancho’s she has being playing with, when on her many business trips. So she tells Donn that in the morning they are renewing their wedding vows on that beach whether Donn likes it or not . Donn almost has a heart attack you can see it on his face and body language, dude looks like his heart just sunk to his stomach. Then he starts crying and begging Vicki not to force him to marry her again. Yep he was crying the whooole time. Like a little Bitch too! His face was all wet and eyes all red from tears non stop from the time Vicki told him they were getting married, because she didn’t propose, she told him, and throughout that night, when Vicki told Donn they were having sex. Donn cried while sex then the next day at the ceremony Donn was crying also the whole time he cried. He only paused for a few minutes when Vicki made the ceremony about the one and a half carats, princess cut diamond ring, she bought him they were talking like 20 minutes about that shit. Hey but at least it wasn’t 7 carats! After they were done admiring the ring Donn went back to sobbing and crying.
Vicki also told Donn he must break up with his maid/mistress Rosita when they get back to OC and Donn wasn’t liking that shit. As a matter of fact he was devastated; but didn’t argue with Hurricane Vicki because he was afraid of her. Vicki should just be cool and let Donn have Rosita on the side, after all Vicki has gardner Fernando and when they both get back to OC they can all be one big happy, infidelity, alcoholic, dysfunctional, family. Like they been all these years.
And now that we saw those two love birds get married and live happily ever after we must turn to some depressing shit and visit Tamra and her mother who are having lunch at some restaurant that isn’t MacDonald’s, so it is a new experience for Tamra’s mom. Tamra of course has to bring up Gretchen and talks to her mom Sandy about how she is trying to patch things up with Gretchen because she loves drama.
Then Tamra starts teasing her momma about getting dumped for her best friend by Tamra’s dad and so Tamra’s mom Sandy gets back at Tamra and brings up Tamra’s own problems with Simon to remind that Bitch to focus on her own problems. Suddenly the scene turns into a Spanish Telenovela and Tamra covers her face and starts fake crying.
That Bitches face doesn’t even move it just stays straight and no tears come out at all. Her mom’s face is all stiff too you don’t know if they are laughing or crying . Tamra asks her mom what does Simon want since he is driving Tamra mad and her mom tells her he wants a housewife not a ho’. Tamra did not understand the concept.Then Tamra tells her momma that if it wasn’t for the kids she would of left Simon’s punk ass already and found a richer sugar daddy. This is probably why Simon served her with divorce papers and kicked her to the curb.
Then Tamra says that the last thing she wants to do is be 42 divorced with 3 kids living in a condo. Maybe this should be her new opening line.
Thanks to my reader Uwish who always alerts me to these shenanigans while I am at my boring day job!
Joe ‘Juicy’ Guidice, Teresa Guidice’s huuusband was arrested at around 1:45 am for driving while shit faced and crashing into a telephone pole. He was then treated at the hospital for minor injuries.
(I wonder if Teresa was chasing him with a golf club after flipping a table at him?) After his visit to the hospital they booked his drunken ass at the jail house. His blood alcohol was to the roof. Then they charged him for reckles drunken driving, careless driving and failure to stay in one lane. When they booked his shitfaced ass the police ran his name and a shitload of warrants from the city of Clifton came up on Juicy Joe. After that they turned him over to Clifton police and was booked on violations of city ordinances. Joe posted bail of $2,625 and was released around 6 am today.
What I want to know is where was Teresa during all this fiasco? And what was he doing out on a Thursday at 1am driving while hammered? Where was he coming back drunk from?
I wonder if there will be more developements on this story.
In every fucking ho’ wife show these Bitches either write a book or want to record a hit single and since it wasn’t torture enough that Kim Zolciak battered us with ‘Tardy for The Party’. Now Gretchen Rossi is also going to torture our ears until they blow up in a bloody mess with a corny ass song called, ‘Nothing without you’that this ho’ is dedicating to her late fiance Jeff Beitzel and she is also donating the proceedings from this song to a charity for Leukemia and Lymphoma Society. So at least the Bitch is using her evil powers for good!
Radaronline recently got a hold of the actual court documents from one of Lynne Curtins many evictions.This is their 3rd eviction in the last 9 months. According to another source she was kicked out of this house and then snuck back in to squad in it and were evicted again! Click here for court docs. How can we forget Lynne’s multiple evictions. Bitch has more evictions than Elvi’s pill collection. Click here for past post on this ho’.
Tamra Barney says that Simon’s allegations that she is a cheating slut are straight up bullshit. She wrote on her Facebook :
“Thanks to everyone who understands and supports me,” “For the record, all accusations are false.”
Vicki Gunvalson told UsMagazine.com that she is shocked about Simon’s decision to suddenly dump Tamra:
“Personally, I think if Tamra spoke to a man Simon would call it cheating,” she said in an email. “Tamra has 3 little kids. That’s all I care about is making sure they get through all of this.”
Next Thursday Tamra is going to be on ‘Watch What Happens’ to tell her side of the story.
As for Simon he went on a rampage on his Bravo blog were he says that he had no idea Tamra would of already dumped his ass if it wasn’t for the kids. He also says that he don’t like hanging around scandalous, ghetto ass people and Tamra seems to attract these types of characters. Here is some of the stuff he wrote on his Bravo blog:
Tamra has also made her choices in what she has said on the show this season about me, (her husband). My belief is you should never disparage your spouse to anyone for any reason (especially on national TV). All season long, I have been unpleasantly surprised by some of my wife’s comments and conversations about me. I have no idea what she says or has said on camera until it airs. If I’m not present, I don’t see these scenes until they air unless she tells me about it. And she never tells me about it. Hmmm. More about this to come…
The talk that Tamra and I had in our back yard was hard for me to watch. Our marriage is definitely not perfect, but then again, whose is? As I’ve already said, I can’t completely blame Vicki for this behavior. However I choose not to be around people that are not positive to my family and me. My wife seems to feel differently and always accommodates these kinds of people. She was not always like the way she is today. My wife has changed in the last few years. (I wonder why???) She is not the same girl I knew three years ago. I really don’t know her anymore. And it breaks my heart.
The dinner with Tamra’s mom … HOW UGLY! Can I ever get a break this season considering I didn’t want to be on it this year? I really never knew my wife felt this way about me until I watched this episode. I guess I’m not the right man for her. This did remind me of a conversation on the first day of 2009 (January 1, 2009). Tamra and I were in Las Vegas the day after New Year’s Eve. She told me she knew she could get someone better looking, with more money, and who would let her do whatever she wants, regardless. But she was going to stay together for the kids. I was shocked, and I’m shocked now watching her at dinner with her mother, when she says, “If it wasn’t for the kids, I would leave him.”
Ouch! That really hurt! If this is true, she should have this conversation with me in private. I’m not sure any couple should stay together because of kids. It only does more damage to them. I guess I was under the impression that she was still in love with me as I am was with her. And sadly I had to find this out is no longer true on national TV. I guess she wanted to have the drama spotlight, rather than what’s best for our family and me. Have we really drifted that far apart in just a few years?
You don’t need to run me over with a truck to get your message across, honey! Of course it feels like a truck just ran over my heart and soul. Wow! What a fool I’ve been. Never thought to watch out within my own camp. “Et tu, Brute?”
Tamra has now taken this opportunity to get used to her new digs and is currently decorating her 2 bedroom condo.
Here is Tamra at her new condo:
Hopefully those two can work something out if not at least for the kids.
Once up a time Tamra Barney was ‘the hottest ho’ wife of Orange County’ Or at least that’s what she thought. I remember watching this ho’ and her car salesman husband (when he had a job) and thinking to myself.Car salesmen make that kind of money to afford the botox and implants bill for this bitch?
Suddenly the unthinkable happened. First Gretchen happened and Tamra got all pissed that she wasn’t the hottest ho’ anymore. Then Simon lost his job. There were so many rumors about how he lost his job last year, some of them posted on this blog. Check out this link. According to some of the rumors Simon was giving his female customers more than a discount under the table.
Then the Barneys lost their house because according to other rumors I heard they were fronting all their bling, and their million dollar mini mansion was refinanced so that they could afford their flashy lifestyle.(I kinda figured that after a couple episodes of watching this Bitch flaunt her faux riches and blowing money like she won the lottery)
And now after watching Simon this season episode after episode being completely irritated and disgusted with Tamra he files for divorce and tells this bitch he is done with her.
Apparently Tamra had moved out of the million dollar McMansion and into a 2 bedroom double wide apartment; but she didn’t know Simon was getting ready to give her the boot to the ass. In the divorce papers Simon accuses her of verbal bitch-smacking and being a cheating ho’. Radaronline.
And I thought she wanted to hang around wholesome people? I guess Gretchen wasn’t the only ho’ having a side of Sancho on the side.
Bitch better hurry it up and find a suga daddy before the botox injections wear out and her wrinkles come back ten fold; and she ends up looking like a roadmap for the Oregon trail.
Poor Tamra her implants have seen better days. Alexis Bellino kinda reminds me of Tamra when she gloats about her wealthy 2 nanny lifestyle and her wonderful marriage that we all know is boollshiit. I be careful if I were Alexis, Jimbo already acts kinda disgusted with her the same way Simon has been treating Tamra in the last few episodes. She may be next.
Once upon a time when Joker Face was young she used to be a homeless ho’ who survived the streets by giving hobos hand jobs for 2 dollars a pop for a hit of crack. And now she is bragging about that, and more, in her new book that will make her millions. I hope she uses some of that money from her book to fix ‘em eyebrows. Her eyebrows look like they’re trying to jump of her forehead because they’re tired of her shit!
Danielle Staub of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey,” is writing a new book and telling all about it to ET.
Staub, who at times found herself at odds with her “New Jersey” castmates, stepped out at the New York premiere of ‘Youth in Revolt’ on Tuesday night, and told ET that she is working on a memoir with Simon & Shuster.
“There are a lot of shocking, a lot of hard things that people are going to have to digest, but it really happened to me and it’s going to be written the way that I remember it, from birth all the way through,” Danielle tells ET.
Not wanting to give too much away, she did tell ET that she was once homeless: “I’ll give a little secret to you … at one point in time in my life, I actually was homeless. That might be a shocking thing for people to know, and I want people to embrace whatever it is they’re going through, not because I went through it, but, because I survived it, you can too. I’ve been low.”
This was back in June of last year. Gretchen Rossi bought herself a speeding ticket, to go with the 116 mph race she was having with the other motorist on the road out in Las Vegas somewhere. I thought that bitch would be able to flirt her way out of a ticket?.Those golden locks and baby blues did nothing for her punk ass, when it comes to getting out of a ticket like a respectable ho’ would.
Look at the documents from Radaronline. It looks like maybe the officer or the court clerks misspelled miss Things’ name. They wrote Grerhen not Gretchen. The cop probably misspelled that bitches name on purpose, when he first gave her the ticket, because of her donkey laugh and horsey face. Plus that obnoxious, super flashy, very tacky, mural she painted of herself on the car didn’t help.
Here is Gretchen below, getting her car ready to collect pricey speeding tickets in her flashy car:
Thanks to my readers Uwish and Robinbeau for the scoop on this gossip!
