How things have changed; on season one Teresa Giudice used to go on mad shopping sprees., throwing hundred dollar bills as she skipped along the isles of various boutiques and furniture stores, blowing thousands of dollars as she pleased on all kinds of shit and bragging about how she didn’t like living in used linoleum floor houses, and how she was a happy wife with a happy life and no budget limitations.

Fast forward to now and Teresa has gone through financial problems, lawsuits, embarrassing shit, fought with every relative, friend and their mamma etc.  And now she is going around shopping at discount stores, (where she never would of shopped before) and apparently while shopping at Marshall’s in Totowa NJ her credit card got declined. Teresa then got all embarrassed and looked around asking to borrow a 100 dollar bill to pay for her shopping.

 

Teresa is also now realizing that Reality TV ruined her life and killed her relationships with her family and friends. Something she didn’t want to admit in the past.

Teresa realizes that she:

“traded family and friends for fame”

Teresa also says that her and Jacqueline used to be close before this housewives ordeal:

“My Housewives experience has completely changed. Jacqueline and I had a wonderful relationship for about 10 years. We were great friends, but not anymore. It’s so sad. We actually went through a ‘friends divorce’, which is so hard.”

Teresa is still pissing bricks that she was not notified, her brother and SIL would be joining the show and says :

“I felt deceived.”

She also hasn’t spoken to her brother for a while:

“I haven’t spoken to my brother since before Christmas. We haven’t gone this long without talking in my whole life! I’d have to say that reality TV ruined our family, and it’s a disgrace.”

Thanks to all my readers that posted and emailed me links to this juicy piece of gossip!

 

According to Media Take Out and Straight From The A, Sheree Whitfield got the boot to the ass by Bravo executives who told her they would no longer be needing her crazy for next season. Supposedly Sheree was flown to NY for some Bravo party thingy and before the events started they told her she was fired. Sheree then, lost her shit, started crying like a little bitch and begged for her job because this is all she has going in her life.

Apparently, Bravo got tired of this broke bitch faking it because she was not making it, since they caught on that she didn’t even have proper bedding for her children in her house (air mattress) lack of furniture and don’t forget the Bullshit By Sheree plot of land purchased in Sheree’s mom’s name where an illusive mansion with a roller rink and all this other fancy shit was supposed to be build but in the end the mansion was never produced and Bravo got tired of this bitche’s lies.

Not to mention the fact that,  She-Man innitally denied having a grown daughter and referred to Tierra as a ‘family friend’ all of the sudden because her punk ass didn’t have an interesting story line she decided that Tierra was her daughter and wanted to include her on the show hoping to have more of a story line. Sheree also got into a big bitch fight with her pocket gay/hairstilist Lawrence whom she fired because he fucked up her fake hair and went bald so now the bitch has nothing NADA not  gay bestie and not even NO hair. Poor Pendeja.

Rumors have swirled that this ho’ took all the money that her ex gave her and blew it on an Aston Martin  that was later repoed and on all kinds of expensive handbags and other stupid shit while her kids slept on the floor and went to school barefoot.

Also according to Straight From The A they noticed that in attendance to the Bravo event the only bitches photgraphed were Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, NeNe Leakes and Phaedra Parks. Missing was Kim Zolciak but she is getting her own show and apparently doesn’t leave her house, Marlo Hampton who isn’t even an official cast member and Sheree Whitfield who was more than likely crying in the bathroom when Bravo told her she was fired. Poor bitch!

More baby mamma drama, this time is Gretchen Rossi’s paid leach Slade Slimey who  is still getting threats from his ex-wife for being a dead beat who doesn’t pay his child support bills for his terminally ill son.  Last week during one of Gretchen and Slimey’s outings on the red carpet, Slimey was confronted by a pushy bill collector who shouted at him:

“Pay your child support! Your son has cancer.”

According to TMZ the bill collector kept shouting that Slimey owes 160k in child support but, apparently he got it down to 95k and supposedly he is paying his ex wife and baby momma Michelle Arroyo 775 a month for his little son Grayson who is ill with cancer.

Slimey’s lawyer responded:

“There are serious repercussions [for] the individuals who say things in the show,” Smiley told me just before the recent red carpet incident. “People accuse me of not paying child support for my cancer-stricken son … This year, the women that said that apologized for it, but the damage has been done and it can be a very difficult space to navigate.”

“Slade is not a deadbeat dad and is making timely payments. We will be looking into this further and if Miss [Michelle] Arroyo did hire these clowns to harass Slade,” the lawyer said of Smiley’s ex, “we will exercise all our rights, including a restraining order if necessary. It appears this whole thing was staged and created by Miss Arroyo who is obviously looking for attention.”

Gretchen admits that if you’re part of this trainwreckage you are a crazy bitch just like her:

“If you are the star of the show, you are probably a hot mess,” Rossi said. “Think about it! They are flipping tables and pulling wigs.”

 

 

Thanks to all my readers who emailed me and posted links to this gossip.

 

Camille Grammer got a new boytoy to play with Dimitri George Charalambopoulos, and this last season she acted like a normal person even likable. But, recent reports spilled out that this ho’ is back to her old Camille Season 1 ways, when she threatened her new boyfriend Dimitri’s ex Lisa Chynoweth during a phone conversation and told her she would seek a gang of lawyers on her ass.

During some court disposition Dimitri was forced to listen to the phone conversation between the women, and acted as if it was no biggie that Camille got all crazy threatening this dude’s baby momma if she dares going to the press.

Check this shit out:

 “If you go to the press, I have lawyers that are beyond what you can imagine and they will pull stuff on you and you will be so mortified about your life and your family and what you have done. You don’t want to do that to Marcus. I will desecrate you, believe me, and that I can do, so be careful what you say and what you do because my defamation attorneys are huge..they will hunt down and research every nook and cranny of your life.”

Dimitri was asked if he recognizes this bitche’s voice on the recording and he admits it’s her, then he asks:

 ”Is there a reason I have to listen to all of this?” “I’m not going to answer that because I didn’t hear the rest of the conversation and I don’t want to hear the whole conversation…I didn’t hear a threat and I don’t know what that conversation was about and it was a little snippet and that has absolutely nothing to do with this…I didn’t hear a threat, it sounded more like a rebuttal.”

After listening to that call he got all hissy-pissy and stomped out of the room. Camille must be paying him good.

Camille is also telling everyone that she is going to more than likely marry Dimitri:

“Camille is the happiest she has been in years and she says Dimitri is one of the reasons why,” a source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com. “Dimitri loves and respects Camille very much and encourages her in all of her business ventures. Camille never thought she would find love again after her marriage ended to Kelsey because she truly believed that she was going to be married to him for the rest of her life. Camille has been telling her friends that she could easily see herself married to Dimitri. Does this mean that he is close to proposing? Not yet. However, it’s definitely going in that direction.”

A new report surfaced that Camille was the one being bullied at first,and that Lisa recorded the conversation which lasted a few hours without Camille’s knowledge of it being recorded and that the only part they let Dimitri listen to was the part where Camille was being a evil bitch. From Radaronline’s gossipy sources:

“Lisa is the one that called Camille about a month and a half ago and she had a laundry list of issues she needed to address. Camille was very gracious in the beginning of the conversation and just let Lisa talk. Camille had a lot going on in her life because she was still in a custody dispute with Kelsey,

“Towards the end of the conversation, Lisa told Camille that the press had been calling her and brought up Camille’s children. Lisa knew about the custody battle and threatened to insert herself into that situation. Camille was provoked and reacted as any mother that loves her children would, period. Camille didn’t threaten Dimitri’s son, Marcus, she was simply saying that no child should have to deal with the fallout of their parents feuding.”

“Dimitri wasn’t with Camille when the phone call was made and they both find it extremely interesting that only a snippet of the conversation was recorded,” the insider says. “Lisa didn’t record the portions of the phone call when Camille praised what a great dad Dmitri was and what an amazing little boy they were raising. Lisa purposefully recorded when she had provoked Camille and attempted to use it against her. How did the deposition end up on YouTube? The lawyers involved are the only ones that have access to that information.”

 ”Dimitri and Camille have never been closer and more in love. Camille has handled herself with true class and Dimitri is so grateful to have her in his life. Neither one of them thought they were ever going to find true love again and be able to trust someone with their heart. They are a fantastic couple and are rock solid,”

Looks like Bravo missed out on some Camille drama!

Thanks to all my readers who send me the links to this mess.

To get caught with these recaps I will just go over the whole trail of crazy that went on since the season started. So after Tamra drunken flipped out on Eddied and Vicki because she thought they where having a secret love affair behind her back. Yet in front of her face. EEEUUUKKKAYYYY THEN!! Tamra sobs and tells Eddie she is sorry but, she don’t like Eddie having imaginary affairs in front of her with Vicki. Eddie tells that crazy bitch he doesn’t like her putting another man’s hand on her fake boob. They go back to eat and now everything is getting CRAZIEEER! When Tamra flips out on Eddie and Vicki and yells at them to not touch each other in any type of non-sexual way because it will lead to an affair. The next day Tamra realizes she looked stupid. Too late everyone and their momma saw her crazy already since season one.

We also find out Baby Joker Face hates it when servers give her the menu open, sends the food back 90% of the time, and gets her food spit on 90% of the time. 10% of the time is dried cum, with feces. Baby Joker Face hasn’t figured this out yet, and wonders why she keeps getting the explosive squirts, this is why she complains all the restaurants suck in the OC.

On this episode we also get to know the Dubrow’s better and find out they are a couple of smart dumb assess, who forgot they have cameras following when they trash talk on Vicki’s Cajun party and call it ‘low rent’ event since they’re sooo classy and fancy. We also learned Miss Fancy Pants is a nice person and when invited to ‘low rent’ parties she likes to ‘reciprocate’ by inviting those poor ‘low rent’ ho’s to a party hosted somewhere other than her fancy ass mansion because she doesn’t know those ‘low rent’ bitches. Also, Baby Joker Face’s huusband Dr. Pervy Dubrow thinks those ho’s may get drunk and start throwing paint at each other because he seen the show before and he rather them do that shit somewhere else. I don’t blame them I do the same shit too.

Then, Dr. Pervy makes the mistake of farting out a lame ass joke about how the last time Baby Joker Face cooked for him she brought that shit from Taco Bell and Baby Joker Face almost bites his head off, at that restaurant in front of everybody and their momma. Bottom line, Dr. Pervy is scared shitless of Baby Joker Face specially when he makes stupid jokes. I like how that bitch has his has his nuts in a bag, while she makes him go out and bring home the bacon and she chokes him with it if he says the wrong thing.

Gretchen dresses like a hooker that hangs around skying resorts to walk her dogs. This way she can make extra money tricking on truckdrivers at the corner, so she can help support her lavish lifestyle, since Slimey can’t. This episode is where Slimey introduces us to his aspirations to become a stand up comedian.

Tamra and Gretchen bond over their raunchiness and they visit a dildo store together. And now I want one of them BJ giving thingys. I’m serious too, did anybody get the name of that toy? I want it. It would make my life a lot easier.

Ok lets get through this bitch fast should we? The day of the painting party Tamra shows up still hungover from Catalina and tells the other ho-bags she’s been barfing. The other bitches try to ask her if she is preggers. Maybe with a menopause baby. NO?

AlexAss is still butthurt that Jimbo never told her he used to bone on Peggy and continues to blame Peggy for that. Dumb ass is mad at the wrong person.  AlexAss is also jealous that the two biggest skanks (Tamra and Gretchen) in the OC have now joined forces and may form one super raunchy mega skank.

At the painting party Baby Joker Face tells the other ho’s that all the restaurants in the OC serve shit on a platter and that her and her rich-bitch friends are going to open up a restaurant to make sure no one spits or puts cum on Baby Joker Face’s food 90% of the time. This way she may cut it down to 75%. She must of figured out why she kept getting the squirts all the time.

When all the tricks get comfortable after a couple drinks they all start talking about blowjobs and shit like that. Baby Joker Face gets all prudy on the other skanks and tells them to shut up and quit talking about raunchy sex and admits she doesn’t blow on her husband Dr. Pervy because according to Baby Joker Face, once you’re married you don’t have to blow on your husband no more. That’s what the Bunny Ranch in Vegas is for and Dr. Pervy Dubrow has a stamp card where the tenth visit gets you a free blow job. So he is covered. I don’t believe this bitch, she is more than likely a super perv herself and just acts like she don’t blow on her husband when I bet she visits the whore house with him for threesomes and whatnot.

Vicki then makes fun of the painting instructor’s name and Baby Joker Face reminds everyone she used to be an actress because it’s been 30 minutes and she needs to make sure she reminds them often.

Vicki and AlexAss are jealous that Tamra and Gretchen are now besties so they decide to announce they love each other and are now besties.

After that Dr. Pervy Dubrow shows up and when he tries to make jokes he ends up getting bitched slapped by Baby Joker Face in front of the other skanks for telling stupid jokes. Baby Joker Face decides to give everyone a taste of the drama and storms off to gulp down a glass of wine. Dr. Pervy is going to visit the Bunny Ranch later, without Baby Joker Face to get back at her.

 

 

Late recrap and more coming up after this.

We start this episode at Casa De Vicki where an anxious Gretchen and her friend Sarah look on to see what bitch is getting a drink thrown on her.

Peggy shows up and the sinister music like some shit is about to go down plays while a pissed off AlexAss gives Peggy the evil looks of death because she is still mad dog angry that Peggy wrapped her lizard lips on Jimball’s and bumped fuglies  with  him that one time like 75 years ago. Jimbo has done a good job brainwashing AlexAss into believing she is in love with him. Sitting on her face farting after sex must work like a love potion.

During her talking head thingy, AlexAss says that she is mad at that bitch Peggy for not letting her know that she fucked on her fuglio husband JimBalls (who by the way didn’t tell dumb bitch in the first place) and explains how her and Jimbo had already worked through the hurt of him not telling her (yeah, I bet they worked through it and the whole neighborhood heard it too when he told her it’s none of her business and locked her out of the house until she apologized for questioning him.) And even IF Peg’s would of told Alexis about her relationshit with Jimbo that bitch would of gotten mad anyways because she is always going to blame the woman and not her huuusband who has her under his fat thumb. Peggy is stuck in the middle of this bullshit because apparently the bitch asked Jimbo to tell his dumb ass wife him and Pegs used to bang, but his ugly abusive loud- mouth, male-chauvinistic, woman-hating, hairy monkey-ass started yelling at Peg’s and threaten her to shut the fuck up and mind her own beeswax. You know what? I believe that bitch too!

When the two skanks see each other they exchange catty pleasantries. AlexAss brings up Peggy’s daughter London who broke her arm and since AlexAss has to be the godly churchie person she is trying to convince us that she is, she tells Pegs that she is praying for London. Then, she brings up how she got her leg fucked up more than London’s arm and Peggy believes AlexAss is doing this to compete with little London. She may be right, we’ll see how she acts when Peggy’s daughters and Alexi’s daughters are teenagers and Alexi’s breaks her honest mirror for telling her those girls are hotter than her.Peggy brings up some bullshit about how her and Alexis don’t know things about each other and Alexis makes this bitch face here:

The best part of this bitch fiasco was when Baby Joker Face gets introduced to these ho’s.

This is what money looks like you poser bitch! This Baby Joker Face is expensive.

This is AlexAss’ jealousy face:

I love it!

Then, Baby Joker Face tells that bitch “you live by me, you used to,” before they kicked your ass out and you couldn’t afford it. Now AlexAss and her pretend to have money has to live in low rent Dana Point and is no longer on Millionaires Row by Baby Joker Face.

Then they start competing about how many accessories kids they have.

After that, all these bitches start grilling Vicki if she stills fucks and or abuses on Donn:

I only screw and or physically abuse on him when Brooks is not around.

And that is the Icky Vicki way.

Then these ho’s bond by “putting something nasty” in their mouths:

Why is Tamra tripping on eating oysters? Didn’t she eat those things with no problem on a previous season?

Meanwhile Vicki can’t understand why these two ho’s are now friends and specially why is Tamra not acting as jealous of Gretchen.

All of the sudden this bitch starts babbling about how she got proposed on:

LOOK AT ME!! BRAVO CAMERA!! I GOT PROPOSED ON IN THE BAHAMAS!!!

Sarah Winchester, heiress to the Winchester fortune. MY ASS!

 

HAAAAAA!!! WHAT THE?

Bravo only brought her in to rile up the other ho’s for a minute. And only a minute because in later episode we forget all about this fake ass bitch.

See what I mean? And it looks like Bravo’s evil plan to bring in Miss Faux Sarah Winchester is working because Baby Joker Face gets jealous over Faux Sarah Winchester’s unfucked with face while dumb as turds AlexAss’s gets jealous of Baby Joker Face’s house, rich husband and real money, not to mention Baby Joker Face’s unlimited access to all the Botox, embalming fluid, rat poison, plastic surgery face transplants, she could ever dream of. (I’m hoping this bitches money it’s real money so she can make Bible Barbie jealous. MUA HA  HA!!)

You ain’t shit until you get a 40 carat ring you dumb bitch!

Then, big mouth Tamra asks Baby Joker Face HOW DID YOUR PORN ADDICT  HUSBAND PROPOSED TO YOU?

And this bitch starts telling them how her and future hubby where on a plane going to Paris… blah, blah. Tamra sarcastically yells “THAT SUCKS!” Because she knows all the other bitches are jealous too.

And here is AlexAss jealousy face:

Do you see this bitch she is so fucking  jealous it hurts her to the point to were she has to suck on her ducklips all pissy like she is eating shit. I LOVE IT!

Baby Joker Face also gets paid in big ass fat rings that weight more than AlexAss’s big head, for farting out babies:

Baby Joker Face also brags about how marrying a plastic surgeon is an investment in her old lady future and she is going to say this for the rest of the seasons she last on this series until Bravo eventually gives her the boot to the ass. The good thing is all the bitches hate her for being the only rich one. That we know of! I love it!

That’s why I married a plastic surgeon. It was like a little investment in my future.

Vicki then, calls all the bitches “bitches” and orders them to plop their bony asses down to eat:

Right after she tells those bitches “NO FIGHTING!” She starts being snippy at TamRat for sitting by Gretchen after Tamra asks Vicki why she is sitting far from her. It was stupid.

Tamra says she will keep her love fling with Gretchen a secret from Vicki. She is afraid of her and doesn’t “want to piss the woman off.”

Vicki then, starts babbling about her the new man in her life that’s filling up her “love tank.”

Donn’s clone.

Supposedly Donn’s Clone is a Southern Gentleman that doesn’t pay his child support Ala Slade Slimey.

Vicki announces they are all having “Cajun Food” And smart ass no mouth filter Tamra yells.

THERE’S FRITOS HERE!

And Tamra should know she has Mexican food every night!

THERE’S NO FRITOS THERE! ANYWAY!

Vicki explains how the Cajun meal  Gumbo works…It’s  chicken and sausage…AND FRITOS!

Gretchen pretends to talk like a grown up and explains how the tortilla chips are “the crunchy part of the meal.”

This is what Tamra was thinking after Gretchen said that shit:

YOU’RE A STUPID ASSHOLE! AND YOU’RE DUMB TOO!! AND I STILL HATE YOU! AND I WANT TO FLY ACROSS THE TABLE AND STAB YOU WITH THIS FORK!

And then this bitch:

“She is very cute!”

Which in Bitch-World language translates into:

SHE IS A DUMB BITCH ISN’T SHE?

Then the  claws come out of Baby Joker Faces paws and the real reason she called Gretchen a dumb ass:

“We’ll see after you have children if you’re eating carbs Gretchen!”

Baby Joker Face jealous that Gretchen Va Jay Jay hasn’t been used as a clown car at the circus yet. Well, Gretchen wants lots of children and it’s not like she is a spring chicken!

Baby Joker Face’s evil ways get Gretchen all uncomfortable and worked up, she can’t even eat right.

Love it!

Baby Joker Face sits there with her Joker Face transplant and straight up lies to everyone and says she has never gotten plastic surgery or a face pulled:

Then, she decides to grind and annoy on these bitches more and starts bragging she is “an actress!”

And Baby Joker’s babblings grind on this bitche’s nerves because now she knows how we feel when we hear her poser-ass brag that she is rich:

ANGELINA JOLIE IS AN ACTRESS THIS BITCH IS FULL OF SHIT JUST LIKE WHEN I BRAG I’M MARRIED TO A RICH SMART CHARMING MAN I’M FULL OF SHIT!

Vicki makes all the bitches pull out a bib:

While Gretchen is babbling some nonsensical idiotic shit, Tamra yells:

“YOU HAD YOUR LIPS DONE!”

Gretchen gets all defensive and attitudy like a bitch that just got caught lying.

SHUT UUUPP NO I DID NOOOT!! SHUT UP TAMRA EVERYONE’S GONNA KNOW!

Then this bitch jumps in, since it involves monkey punching on baboon lips Gretchen and Baby Joker Face can’t stand that skank. That’s why she keeps saying:

“She is so cute!” Translates into: SUCH A DUMB BITCH. THINKS WE’RE BUYING WHAT SHE IS SELLING!

Gretchen gets pissed off because she almost got busted by TamRat and tries to insult Tamra, but it only makes Gretchen hurt her brain and get confused:

YOU CAN TAKE THE TRAILER OUT OF THE TRASH … WAIT WHAT? HOW DOES THAT SAYING GO? YOU CAN TAKE THE TRASH OUT OF THE TRAILER BUT NOT THE STUPID OUT OF MY DUMB ASS?

SHE IS SO CUTE ISN’T SHE?

When they bring the Cajun food out served inside plastic bags with all the shrimp and crawfish all the bitches freaked out.

Their crazy smart ass remarks just got worse. Stupid AlexAss  was about to hurl on the table.

OH MY LORD!

AAAAHHHHHH!!!! I THINK ONE OF THEM CRAWLED IN MY PURSE!

WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THOSE TRASH-BAGS? FISH GUTS AND DOOH DOOH?!

YAAAAKKK!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!! YAAAAKKK EEEEWWWW!!!

Vicki was mortified that all these ho’s were being so vocal and made this face while chowing down on her food.

IF I WAS AT A DINNER PARTY I WOULD NEVER INSULT THE HOST!

Somehow I don’t believe this bitch!

AlexAss straight up refused to eat any of those fish heads in a trash bag special. The only one that seemed kinda okay with it was Peggy because she sat there chowing down and making fun of AlexAss dumb reasons for not wanting to eat.

BITCH IS SCARE SHE’LL RUIN HER NAILS, GET FAT AND PISS OFF HER KING IF SHE TAKES A BITE!

Gretchen gets all exicted when she thinks the crawfish have weiners and decides she will be sucking on these after all.

HAAAA!!!! IT HAS A WEINER I WANNA SUCK ON IT!

When the waiter points out the crawfish have no weiner, Gretchen becomes disappointed once again and puts the seafood down.

Vicki decides she had enough and yells.

OKAY EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT! TIME FOR DESSERT!

I’M ALWAYS UP FOR DESSERT! CAN’T WAIT TO PUT KETCHUP ON IT!

After AlexAss gets all happy that she gets to ruin another dessert Peggy threatens her.

BITCH I WILL DRAG YOU BY THE DUCK LIPS IN THE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK IF YOU RUIN MY DESSERT THE WAY YOU RUINED MY DESSERT IN SAN ANTONIO!! BITCH YOU’RE SO DUMB YOU CANNOT EVEN FORM A SENTENCE!!

Right after Vicki tells them to go eat dessert they all get up and while they walk to the dessert room Alexis tells Vicki that she is leaving and hugs her goodbye. Everyone is about to sit for dessert, but before everyone sat for dessert Vicki yells at everyone to:

GET THE FUCK OUT EVERYONE IS TIME TO GO HOME!!

After Vicki kicks everyone out and all the bitches leave, Peggy refuses to leave and cries because she wants to start drama and fight with Alexis for accusing her of stalking Jimblob plus breaking in his house. Jimblob only texted that to AlexAss during the last reunion to make the two bitches fight over him since it gets his sick fat ass off.

Peggy tries to go out and start shit with AlexAss in the limo but that bitch pushes her out and tells the driver to go! Peggy starts running behind the limo all trying to jump in front and continue the confrontational drama. But, AlexAss gets away in the end.

When Peggy comes back in the house she tells all the other bitches the obvious about Jimblob and how he is a rude disgusting pig who is rude to waiters and was investigated by the FBI for being a conman. Peggy also says she didn’t tell AlexAss her and Jimbo used to bone because number one Peggy was too embarrassed to admit it, and two she got threaten by Jimbo and since he is a scary shady asshole she decided to shut the fuck up.

Even Vicki says she thinks Jimbo is a shady un-Christian weirdo. But, five minutes later she calls Peggy an asshole and defends Jimbo. He must of bought insurance for this bitch.

Tamra then, agrees that AlexAss is in a tight spot with the Peggy/Jimbo love-triangle and she wouldn’t like it if Eddie for example was banging on Vicki. Which the exact reason why she later freaks out on Eddie and Vicki bonding.

Next we visit Baby Joker Face in her Villainies Secret Hideout:

Now that’s a kick ass hideout. I bet AlexAss wishes she owned one of those.

Inside is Baby Joker Face or you can call her by her nickname Heather Dubrow. Which sounds more proper. Mrs. Dubrow reminds us that not only is she from New York. But, she is also a failed actress who is Jewish.

I do sometimes feel like the only Jewish brunette in a sea of shiksa blondes in this county.

DON’T FUCK WITH A YENTA YOU SHIKSA BLONDE!

I always wanted Bravo to stick one of the Real House Skanks Of New York in Orange County.

And this bitch even flew her house from New York, transported it, and planted it in Orange County!

 

None of the OC HouseSkanks ever had a house this bad ass!

However, Baby Joker Face and her husband feel that this house is not big enough because they had a surprise Baby and there is just not enough bedrooms in that 33 bedrooom mansion with movie theater and elevator. Or maybe needing a new house because your mansion is not big enough is the new name for shortsale?

 

The segment of House Ho’s Cribs continues but, now we go to the projects. Where Tamra lives in a house about the size of one of Baby Joker Face’s closets.

Here is Baby Joker Face’s closet. See!

Tamra is on the phone with Eddie getting ready for Catalina for a double date weekend with Vicki and Donn’s Southern Clone Brooks.

Then she says something so stupid that is also false advertising:

It’s always a good time when the four of us get together, and there’s never been any drama!

At Vicki’s she is also calling her man on the phone to tell him what to pack.

Bitch, you better bring the cute shirt I got you, for tomorrow night for dinner and date night and dress shoes and jeans don’t shit your jeans and you can wear them twice. However, if you do shit your jeans you can turn them inside out. OK!

Right after she orders her man around Vicki says Brooks doesn’t let her tell him what to do. Yeah, I believe that one.

Then, Vicki just keeps going and continues to boss Brooks around. And he happily agrees to pack all that shit.

Back at the projects where Gretchen and Slimey squat, they are comfortably eating dinner and drinking while talking shit about Vicki’s party and about how Gretchen is disappointed Peggy and AlexAss didn’t rip each other’s faces. She also blames both Jimbo and Peg’s for not telling AlexAss about the Jimblob/Peggy hookup from 97 years ago.

Gretchen uses this opportunity to bring up someone from Slade Slimey’s past from 45 years ago and so she goes on obsessing rampage about none other but,  Jo De La Rosa.

 

Back in the day when Slade Slimey used to be a Big Poppa (or pretend to until her spend all his money fronting that shit) he used to support this young Red Hot Chili Pepper bitch named Jo De LaRosa who took all his money until Slimey went broke and she moved on to other Big Poppas.

After Gretchen has that jealousy attack, she moves on to talk about wannabe actress Baby Joker Face. Gretchen doesn’t understand how this bitch acts like a bitch while being polite and calling Gretchen “Cute.” It’s because Heather has mastered the art of being a major bitch right after that, Slimey calls Baby Joker Face an old bitch and Gretchen agrees.

I HAVE TO PULL A STICK OUT OF THAT BITCHE’S ASS!!

 

Next, we have a little segment of AlexAss getting her makeup did, while Jim Jr ponders what profession to follow.

Chiropractor?

 

 

Or makeup artist?

At least I can see he will turn out better than his parents.

Jim Jr is also a straight shooter and tells his momma she looks like a clown whore with all that makeup on.

 

Tamra, Vicki and Brooks pile up in a limousine and head to Catalina Island for the weekend. And of course they’re all getting hammered already.

AND YOU LITTLE LADY, I WILL PUT MY HAND ON YOUR BOOB LATER!

 

And since Brooks is still in the stages of wooing Vicki he constantly praises her and gives her little love cards to remain her that he thinks she’s is the face of hotness. For now. I can’t keep a straight face typing that!

MY DEAREST VICKI, UNTIL THE MONEY TRAIN DRAINS I WILL CONTINUE TO FILL YOUR LOVE TANK.

LOVE, BROOKS

 

 BITCH YOUR LOVE THANK IS WET NOW! AND DON’T TELL ME BROOKS WEARS CROCKS I’M CHOCKING!

After Tamra recovers from her mini-heart attack after finding out Brooks wears Crocks, she has to pick up a male hooker to assist in the recovery procedure:

After Eddie gets picked up we find out that him and Tamra are no longer in the ‘honeymoon stage.’

HE FARTS NOW!

I ALSO PICK HIS NOSE HAIRS IN PUBLIC!

 

Next we get to see Gretchen without her makeup on:

WOW! I believe her makeup line must be top notch because it sure makes a hell of a difference!

Gretchen is getting ready for a nudy shoot for Cancer.

I AM VERY NERVOUS ABOUT LOOKING GOOD WHILE NAKID! I NEVER BEEN PICTURED NAKID BEFORE. EXCEPT WELL, MAYBE DURING MY COLLEGE YEARS BUT ONLY AS A POOPING MODEL FOR TOILET PICTURES!

I ALSO NEVER TEST MY PRODUCTS ON ANIMALS. THAT’S WHY I HAVE MY BITCH SLAVE SLIMEY WHO HAPPILY ALLOWS ME TO TEST MY MAKEUP ON HIS FACE NO MATTER HOW MUCH THE BOILS BURN. HE ALSO GETS TO USE A PINK LAPTOP! COCK IN THE SOCK BABY! COCK IN THE SOCK!

After they make Gretchen up she posses nakid and blah, blah, blah, blah. The rest is kinda boring so let’s move right along.

Oh yeah and then this shit happens!

Vicki who doesn’t do PDA and wants to be ‘Celibate’ with Brooks. Whom she is obviously banging and according to Tamra, but Vicki is more than happy to display PDA on Eddie. Also according to Tamra, because the bitch blows a fuse when she believes Eddie and Vicki are about to fuck. Right there in front of everybody and their grandma.

 

So what can solve this horrendous display of PDA? Well, grab the other bitche’s man by the hand and put his hand on your boob!

Yeah, this is after Tamra said that they don’t ever have drama when they go out with Vicki and Brooks.

Oh yeah and this all happened right after the Tequila chicken squawking challenge took place right after everyone got there.

 

After the boobie grab blowout everyone agreed that Tamra looked like an asshole and she felt like an asshole too but covers it up by repeating the phrase:

EDDIE DON’T DRINK ANYMORE!

I felt embarrassed for that bitch!

Chankla Face’s deceased husband Russell Armstrong left a 1 million dollar insurance policy payout up for grabs between Chankla and Russell’s ex-wife, and it seems that in the middle of all this controversy the insurance company is not sure who to make the check out to. So, they are leaving the decision up to a judge:

Courthouse News Service reported that American General Life Insurance Co. issued a life insurance policy in October 2004 which named Armstrong’s ex-wife Barbara Fredrickson as trustee for an insurance policy for the benefit of Armstrong’s son.

American General says in its complaint that it was “ready, willing and able to pay the life insurance proceeds” but that “there are actual and conflicting claims relating” to the policy.

But now a judge has been asked to rend decision as to which wife actually gets $1 million insurance payoff.

While pending judgment, the insurance company has deposited the million dollar payoff which the court will distribute to either Taylor Armstrong or Barbra Frederickson.

 

Thanks 808wave wave for the link!

 

 

 

Back a long time ago when Gretchen made her entrance as a Real House Trash Can Of OC she used to bang on terminally-ill Sugar Daddies that could support her. Meanwhile Gretchen was rumored to  keep Sancho Jay Photoglou on the side to service her when she was done with her nurse shift taking care of Sugar Daddy Jeff Beitzel who sadly died of Leukemia in September 2008, and supposedly left Gretchen a nice chunk of change for her trouble. This was all part of Gretchen’s Faux-story line on season 4 when she joined the circus.

 

For like three years Gretchen denies this but, Jay doesn’t back down and insist that he was Gretchen’s Sancho:

“She (Gretchen) spent her days at the hospital with her dying fiance, but her nights with me.”

Gretchen insist that:

“Jay Photoglou is nothing more than a thief and liar. Jay and I had a short-lived relationship BEFORE Jeff and I dated.”

 

Well,  Gretchen’s ex-Sancho  Jay Photoglou has emerged again and again, and is suing her ass AGAIN for dragging his name through the mud. According to The National Enquirer, Jay is now asking for the other House Ho’s to testify against Gretchen and disclose the real relationship between Gretchen and Jay who Gretchen insist was just a “family friend” and also a stranger?

“RHOC” stars TAMRA BARNEY, PEGGY TANOUS, LYNNE CURTIN and ALEXIS BELLINO are among those expected to take the stand, and if they do, they’ll have to tell the truth about when Gretchen’s romance with Jay actually began.

After Gretchen filed a restraining order to keep Jay quiet it was dismissed and Gretchen was forced to pay his attorney fees. Jay then sued her for defamation Gretchen counter-sued him. The bitch has also changed her story around about when she met Jay. Gretchen already fucked up her story by admitting she hung around Jay while engaged to Jeff Beitzel, but doesn’t want to spill out anymore when questioned by attorneys:

“No matter what, Gretchen is not going to like it when her fellow housewives have to spill the beans about her relationship with Jay Photoglou,” said an insider. “I’m sure no matter what they say, it won’t help Gretchen’s case.”

I believe Gretchen when she calls Jay a “family friend” the type you let stick his tongue and other things down your throat.

Thanks 808wave for the link!

 

Real Housewives Of The Beverly Hillbillies Lisa VanderDump’s friend Mohamed Hadid, (pictured above with his hot-ass, gold-digger girlfriend that better hurry up and get knocked up by Mohamed’s filthy rich old ass in order to be paid for life) made a guest appearance on Bravo’s new train-wreckage Sharts Of Sunset, when he went gangsta on Sammy Younai and threatened his rich, scared, fat-ass with an invitation as permanent garden cement statue in Mohammed’s Mansion’s super expensive garden. That is if, Sammy doesn’t follow through on Mohamed’s 60 million dollar Mansion project.

“I trust you to do this, if your don’t; you’ll be part of the cement”

That rich fucker is scary!

AND I WILL MAKE YOU PART OF THE SWAN FOUNTAIN AND ALL THAT OTHER FANCY SHIT I’M PUTTING ON HERE!

OH SHIT! HE IS SERIOUS!

I wonder if this rich ass Pillsbury Dough boy had to change his pants after this?

 

 

 

Even though Camille Grammer seemed butt-hurt when producers weren’t asking her back at first for a third season of the Real Housewives Of The Three Ring Circus and where rumored to be firing her. She finally appears to have seen the light (maybe) and decided she has better things to do (like swimming naked in a pool full of Benjamins with new sexy fuck toy Dimitri Charalambopoulos) than, expose her rich bitch life on Real Housewives; so that me and everybody’s momma can clown on her punk-ass. She ended up doing the same thing I would do if I where in her shoes, and is taking her millions of dollars (that she won in the divorce lottery against ex-husband Kelsey Grammer) and getting the hell out of that sorry ass show.

From Eonline:

“I was not fired,” Grammer said. “I didn’t want to expose my personal life so much anymore. I had done that and was over that. I care very much for my family and children and that show tends to take me away from them. I really want to focus on them right now.”

“I’ve really enjoyed my time working with the girls and I will miss the camaraderie,” she admitted. “I enjoyed the producers and Bravo. I’m upset about that part.”

Camille Grammer at Blizz Frozen Yogurt in Las Vegas. I have no clue where Blizz Frozen Yogurt is, and I go to Vegas a lot. So, I guess I am going to have to go there and check it out next time I make a Vegas run.

If she is leaving on her own account then good for her bony ass that she is leaving that show she must of felt like an ass, after she realized her ex-husband was laughing at her for looking like a fool on a show he hooked her up with, just so that she can look crazy. But, the rumor is still out there that she was fired and wants to save her mug so she says she is leaving on her own account. In the end whether she was fired or she fired the show she won, Camille got like 50 million bucks of her ex-husband’s money and never has to work again in her life or be on this shit show. Too bad she can’t fix her candle wax melty face. But, still congrats bitch go live a happy life.

Here’s some pics of Camille’s happy rich-bitch life while this weekend in Vegas with her future ex-ho stars and her new paid fuck-boy Dimitri.

 

She took the kids too!