Silex shows up to Jill’s store to shop for new curtains to decorate that crack shack  they squat in.  Jill is pissed that Silex brought their cute  little wild monkeys without a leash and told them to look with their hands and not their eyes now they are” flying  of the walls” fucking shit up. The  little wild monkeys climb up the curtain and one of them lands on Simon’s head and clings to his head wile pulling on his hair.

Meanwhile,  Simon is struggling and stumbling around knocking stuff over while the little monkey grabs on to Simon’s head,  Jill is just standing there watching in horror while Simon struggles to walk around with the one little monkey glued to his head he asks Jill in a panic where Frankie went, and she says its on your head , Simon tells her NO, that’s Joey.

One of the little monkeys  is pulling on the drapes too hard and the whole thing causes a domino effect making everything fall apart, Jill has a heart attack then she  shits herself. Simon picks these  Dracula goth blood red velvet curtains with black the type Dracula would pick if he went Liberace drag queen vampire gay. Jill is nervous that Silex is getting window treatments with no windows to put them on because their windows are still boarded up and Simon flirts with Brad.

Bethenny is visiting her gay boyfriend Frankie he “works her weave” . Bethenny asks her gay boyfriend if he is straight yet, and Frankie changes the conversation and tells Bethenny he is fixing her up with  a man he found  for her who is a   model  and Bethenny ask Frankie if the guy he found her is gay, then she says she doesn’t do pretty boys because she likes to be the good looking one in the relationship, and she don’t want a dude that looks like a bitch.

Frankie tries to convince her and tells her he showed his friend a picture of Bethenny on Google  naked! and that the dude went “Helloo!” Bethenny says she don’t blame him cause she knows she is hot!

Bethenny says she don’t want to be a born again virgin she wants to be a born again slut! Bethenny asks him how many women that dude is currently sleeping with  and her gay friend says that the dude screws all of the sluts from Bret Michael’s sloppy leftovers, from Bus of Love .

Bethenny instead proposes to her gay boyfriend she tells him that if in the next 3 years they are both not married she will marry him and she will work and support both of them and will let him do what he wants, and her too she can do what she wants and who she wants, but she tells Frankie that the catch is  she wants a kid she tells him that he can fuck whoever he wants when they get fake married;  but  just don’t be picking up  on her men or some shit is gonna go down or some shit like that;  it was a good proposal Frankie should take it!

Silex is cleaning their crack shack to make it look like a house and their arguing that everything looks crappy they argue about who they are inviting and Simon insist on inviting Ramona so he can turn her into a vampire .  Alex tells him that she doesn’t think they should invite her and tells Simon that they can turn her into a vampire later,  at another time when the cameras arent around. Finally Alex reluctantly gives in and says “that’s what he wants I don’t care!”

Ramona goes to her plastic surgeon to get her daily  face ironing,  she tells her plastic surgeon that she has a B.O. problem and tells her plastic surgeon she may need botox for her sweaty  hairy armpits and ass.

Bitch you don’t need Botox  have you heard of deodorant? See it says ANTIPERSPIRANT so that way you don’t sweat!

But Ramona’s  surgeon doens’t tell Ramona of deodorant and instead charges her $14,000.00 to have a needle up her armpits . Ramona says she is not doing the whole Botox of the face thing but instead prefers  to have her maintenance face ironing and sanding and also one big ass fucking needle up her armpit instead of a shit load of little ones! then she sticks her tongue down her plastic surgeon’s mouth in the middle of the treatment. WHAT A CRACKED OUT HO!