Chicago Vicki and Jeana

Vicki’s Friends House

Ok so we start with Vicki and Jeana at Vicki’s friends house somewhere in Chicago. Vicki is telling Jeana that she is so excited that she is taking Jeana to see her girlfriends her High School girlfriends. Vicki is already being loud and starts hollering “I’m ringing the doorbell!” as she rings the doorbell.

Vicki is exited to take Jeana to Chicago to show Jeana that Chicago is Vicki’s hometown and she has her homegirls there that will back her up Jeana is just surprised that Vicki  has friends in her hometown that tolerate her enough to let her come over.

Vicki brags that she has amazing friends in Chicago and admits that her friends put up with her crazy ass  she tells her friends thanks for being my friend and thank you for loving me. Vicki  asks her friend if she would fit in again if she wanted to move back to Chicago the friends hesitate to answer.  Vicki grinds her friends about it and demands acceptance one of Vicki’s friends answers reluctantly just so that crazy Vicki will shut the fuck  up and tells Vicki “yeah it may be a little tough”. Vicki starts planning sleep overs and all kinds of crazy shit and this makes her friend nervous that she needs a drink .

Vicki says all the bitches in the O.C. suck because they get jealous and don’t like her and they suck ass  and that’s why she cant make any friends in the O.C. Vicki tells Jeana these are her people as she sorrounds herself by her friends. Jeana tells Vicki’s friends how could you stand this bitch if she moved here? Vicki’s friend Jeannie (Oh I guess she had a name) is afraid of Vicki and says” oh yeah I can stand her I miss her” and Jeana says are you sure you can stand this crazy ass bitch? Vicki says she never wants to go to a nursing home and Jeana says she don’t want to go to a nursing home with crazy ass Vicki. Jeana says she is going to suffocate the shit out of that crazy Vicki in 3 years and laughs her ass off all evil and shit. Vicki says if Jeana suffocate her  she better hire the Ghost Hunters because she going to haunt her fugly ass!

Back in O.C.

Tamra

Takes her mom to the plastic surgeon. Tamra is nervous about the face transplant because her mom tells her that in order to compete with her mom this is what she has to look forward to in 1 year. Tamra’s mom is cuter than her. Boy its hard to stay young in the O.C.!

Lynne an the Little Lynnes

Lynne takes herself and her two daughters to get spa treatments. Raquel skips some of the treatments to go hang out with her boyfriend Kelly. Lynne is pissed that she payed all that money to get them treatments and Raquel is taking off with Kelly. Lynne had to pay for the treatments because Bravo wont pay for that shit anymore only because of Raquel. Lynne is getting her face drilled and scraped by the spa lady who is smacking gum in her ear.Lynne says she does everything possible  to look younger. Bitch that shit ain’t working.

So Raquel and Alexa get their massages and Raquel is on the phone the whole time with Kelly who is yelling at  her and asks her when  the fuck she is gonna be done so she can meet him. Alexa’s whole massage gets screwed up because all she could hear was Raquel on the phone arguing with Kelly. Alexa says this disturbed her massage and Kelly is a disrespectful  asshole.

Lynne says her daughters have some much stress because they have to wake up at 10am as opposed to noon so that the cleaning lady can clean their room. I hear that sister I have to wake up early today at 11am to have that room clean by the cleaning bitch. Raquel has to leave and she is changing in front of the camera again. I wonder if Kelly saw that.

Lynne and Alexa

They go play tennis and Lynne’s wrinkly ass is losing her balls. Lynne calls Alexa a “dyke” .