Gretchen

Gretchen is concerned about her financial situation and about where she will invest the 65k from the ring Jeff gave her that she is hocking; so she visits with some people who own a gym/bar so that she can invest in that gym. Gretchen flirts with the men of course and then asks where the bar is, after a few drinks she straps herself to the equipment and proceeds to hump the equipment. Gretchen ends up having a raunchy good ol’ time like always.

Vicki and her people

Vicki is still in Chicago because she had to kidnap Jeana so she can drag her along and show her that she has her people in Chicago. All of Vicki’s friends are there including horse face Kimberly who used to be a housewife in season 1 until her and her man had to run away to Chicago and they told everyone it was because she got skin cancer but they actually got chased out of OC because of some scandalous shit they were trying to cover up. More on that gossip later!

Anyways Vicki is all getting hammered (whats new?) and so its Jeana . Vicki shows off to Jeana that she has friends and after saying “look Jeana what do you think of all my people?” like 77 times Jeana was ready to punch her  in the mouth and said to Vicki  what are you bitch hitler?.

Then for whatever reason Kimberly and Vicki start a conversation about everyone needing time alone with their significant others including their grown children. Kimberly says “Everyone needs time alone, why would you not want your children to have sex?”

Vicki gets all offended and starts preaching virginity and saying she wont let her kids sleep with other people in her house when you know damn well her kids do it when she is gone . Vicki is going on and on about that shit. Jeanna is getting pissed and rolls up her eyes at Vicki.Vicki starts bringing up Jeana’s kids and Jeana doesn’t like it so she tells Vicki to shut the fuck up or she is gonna slap her! her words not mine people!

“my boobs want to come out to play”

The waitress announces to the women that some gentleman bought them all drinks. Vicki turns around to greet the man who happens to be one of Vicki’s Chicago friends husband who is sitting at the bar.

Ironically right after Vicki was all preaching virginity she jumps on this dudes lap and starts to totally dry hump his ass. Vicki acts so annoying she then puts her fingers in his nose and picks his nose and eats his boogers and then starts kissing him! his wife was there too and the bitch didn’t do shit she was just laughing like it was all good! Did you all notice the dude that was trying to hook up with Jeana all giving Vicki a dirty ass look like he was about to drop kick that crazy bitch.

Vicki gets a phone call from her husband  Donn as she kissing and humping this other dudes leg. After she gets off the phone with poor Donn she tells the guy she is flirting with that he boobs want to come out and play. I think there was some threesome business going on there ! EEEUUEEEEGGHHH!!!!!!