Tamra and her family

Tamra’s brother shows up with his wife he brings pictures from back when they were kids back in Idaho living on food stamps. We see some pictures of their working class neighborhood along with all the Ford Pintos parked in the driveways and their panel walls.

There are some pics when Tamra was a teenager with big fake matted bleached blonde hair that came out of the butthole of the eighties  back when she was flat chested people. This shit was way before Simon stumbled drunk into the Ettie Bee ti Committee strip club  and met her  then somehow married her and then he bought her those boobs at the Little Plastic Surgery Clinic in Tijuana for $50.00 bucks a boob and this all happened that same night. Tamra keeps going on and on about how her dad abandoned her when she was 25 not 5 people, and was already living a life of her own . uoookay?

Tamra asks Simon if he has seen some of the pictures of her mom and dad when they where younger Simon tells her why the crap would he want to look at pictures of her mom and dad? Tamra tells him to screw him self and that she is going to go and organize the pictures. Simon admits that the snag on the relationship Tamra had with her dad has created problems in their relationship. OH really???

Vicki and Jeana

are on their way from Kings county to Chicago to see Jeana’s son Shane  play baseball. As soon as they get in their car Shane starts text messaging death threats and telling her shit like “mom I swear of God if you guys come you will regret it stay the fuck away from here!” Vicki was all horrified and tells Jeana that Shane is a disrespectful piece of shit and Jeana needs to put her foot up his ass! Jeana tells Vicki ” he is gonna kick my ass”. Vicki tells her that that’s bullshit.

Jeana just defends Shane and says her baby is just crabby because he wont get to play and he is embarrassed that Jeana is bringing Vicki because Vicki is embarrassing!

They get to the ball game where Shane plays for some minor league team because they wont allow him in the major leagues because Shane is embarrassing!

Right when they get there to greet Shane he is telling them to  stay the fuck away from him. You can tell Jeana is all embarrassed but just tries to front it by saying “oh that’s kids”  like she is just fine and it is no big deal. Vicki says that she was shocked because if her kids ever said shit like that to her she would of smacked them in the face. Vicki knows because her psycho ass smacks  her kids around and they fear her that’s why they respect her . Damn right as it should be!

The mascot Ozzie tries to score with Jeana while ignoring Vicki . I think Jeana  starts dating Ozzie later.

Vicki and Jeana meet up with Colton and Shanes girlfriend who is conveniently named Shana who has absolutely nothing to say because if she does Shane is gonna kick her ass too. Shane gets to play after all and Vicki lets out the loudest whoohoo! I’ve heard so far I think I lost my hearing…there it goes. Jeana orders an ice cream and Colton gets pissed off that she is cheating her diet and tells her fat ass to quit eating so much.

They all go to a restaurant to have dinner after the game and the death threats continue coming from Shane’s diarrhea mouth he keeps on punching his mom in the face  while him and Colton take turns. Everyone is acting as if Shane where a cute 5 year old throwing a fit, Oh right I forgot he is either 5 years  old or a complete retard that’s why he needs to have  a house parent  whose some old fat guy that Jeana pays to  babysit Shane and drive him around and pays the bills for him because Shane is incapable of doing all this shit on his own because he is a dumb shit and because all they pay him is $800.00 pesos  a month in that minor league team and Jeana has to pick up the rest.

You can tell that Shane beats up his house parent and has him trained, because he kept his mouth shut when Shane was beating the shit out of Jeana  . Shane continues being a complete asshole and tells Jeana he will throw a bat at her next time and tells her “she almost didn’t live today” Shane then announces he will kill Jeana before there’s a plug to pull on her ass so that he can get all of Jeana’s money and then laughs all evil villain like.