Lynne at her house party

Lynne is having a party for everyone and invites all the other bitches even Vicki who doesn’t show up because she cant stand Lynne.

Tamra and Simon start to gang up on Gretchen and immediately put her on the spot. Tamra tells Simon that Gretchens old sugar daddy has 6  Harleys Simon gets all jealous and says “that’s 5 more than me” really people he wishes its 6 more not 5 ! Simon starts interrogating that bitch to test her knowledge on Harleys and Gretchen and her veneers get all choked up and fails miserably. Tamra and Simon then smack Gretchen in the head and move on to another subject.

Lynne comes by to be a good hostess and to see if anyone needs anything and to grab Simons ass! Later on after Lynne smokes from her good stash she comes up with a brilliant plan and decides it will be an excellent idea to fuck with Tamras head by toasting  Tamra as the hottest housewife. Gretchen and Simon are in on it also but Simon has to get super drunk off his ass before he can bullshit Tamra by telling her “you’re the hottest woman I’vrre everrr seen, hic!”. Because he counlt say that shit while sober! Lynne just laughs her ass off and says well just let that dumb bitch believe that bullshit. I smell an ulterior motive coming from Lynne! Maybe that bitch is not as dumb as we think.

Because Lynne is such a cool mom she lets Raquel bring her friends over for some underage drinking and bong hits. Jeana starts interrogating Raquel in order to get some inside dirt on Lynne and Frank and asks her how long they’ve live at that beach house. Raquel tells her they’ve lived there only 2 months and then tells Jeana that she graduated from a continuation school for hoodlums ’cause she is gangsta like that, and tells Jeana it was a miracle she graduated too. Jeana asks Raquel what the fuck does she do all day besides taking bong rips and going on myspace after waking up at noon and Raquel tells her “nothing” that’s it bitch.

Somebody asks Lynne where Alexa is and Lynne all of the sudden realizes she hasn’t seen her since she took her to Vegas .  Lynne is not worried about Alexa because after all Alexa is a pretty girl and can easily hitch a ride home with some stranger old man truck driver. So its all good!

Jeana is totally appalled that Lynne lets her 18 year old drink in the house with her friends and criticizes Lynne’s parenting skills while holding a drink in every single episode including this one and right now as she is speaking to the camera. After all Jeana is such a good mom she raised  caring, respectful, considerate children specially Shane who can do no wrong!

And that’s how I saw it bitches!