Tamra and Tamra’s mom

Tamra takes her mom out for lunch at Kya to show off  her recent face transplant .Tamra is jelaous that her mom looks younger  and hotter than her .

In an attempt to also get some of the attention for herself, Tamra fixes her mom up with the best perverted, weirdoes  that OC has to offer by advertising her mom in the OC Lower Expectations desperate ads as ” the mom of the hottest housewife in OC”. I guess someone forgot to send that bitch the memo that Tamra is no longer the hottest bitch in the “OC whore clan” because Super Star Gold Digging Whorenes Gretchen is. What false advertising!

Tamra’s mom tells Tamra to make sure and bullshit on her personal ad and tell the prospective dating weirdos that she has a nice body and nice legs  however she has to be a little honest  so she also includes her enjoyment for porn and skinnin dipping with midgets and donkeys.Yep thats Tamras mom alrigth!And that ad should really get her momma fixed up with a real weeeiner! I  heard Nugget Boy Ryan also shops for dates in that sleazo newspaper so they may run into each other there!

Vicki and Briana

Vicki is hoped up on crack and spun out on diet pills AGAIN!   So she decides to take daughter Briana uniform shopping. Vicki tries to talk Briana into picking out uniforms that have patterns and stupid shit on them and shoes with holes in them because Vicki thinks their cute. Briana reminds her that she needs the shoes that are covered to prevent her from stepping in shit, piss, puke and blood and all that other fun shit she gets to deal with working in the Hospital.  Briana  wants nothing to do with any  of those scrubs with pussy ass patterns on them.

Briana excuses herself by telling Vicki she “has to pee” . Since Vicki is the pillar of decency and manners she gets all horrified that her daughter said that shit instead of saying  something more lady like  as ” I have to use the restroom” or some shit like that. Breanna doesnt give a monkeys uncle’s hairy balls what Vicki says to her and continues to say “I has to pee” like 12 times to irritate the shit out of Vicki.