Jeana and her parents

Jeana is at her cuter younger sister’s house visiting her family in Wisconsin. Jeanna’s mom and dad arrive and cute lil’  grandma gives Colton a hug. Colton has “teenage I’m an asshole” syndrome and so he doesn’t hug grandma and is all embarrassed by his grandparents.

Jeana’s dad is blind from diabetes either that or he accidentally saw Jeana in Playboy and that blinded him just like any other normal dad would go blind! Poor old man. And the poor old guy is over weight and its not like he can get up and hop on a plane to go to Orange County to visit Jeana whenever he wants. Jeana tells her parents she don’t care  and wants them to visit her in Cali and she even drags Stevie Wonder into it. Run Stevie! Jeana should stop being such a bitch to her parents and visit them more. I now see why Shane is disrespectful to Jeana its her Karma!

Lynne

is getting hammered with her mom because that’s the only way that family can bond. Lynne is asking her mom for parental advice. Since Lynne’s mom is nice and drunk that’s the best time to give Lynne parental advice.

Lynne says she is disappointed at  Raquel’s drunken  and jobless  antics. Lynne’s mom tells Lynne it is all her fault for not kicking Raquel’s ass when she was little and she also enables Raquel.Lynne smiles and agrees with her mom because she just gave her a big complement.

Lynne also whines to  her mom about how she is afraid to have the maid vacuuming before noon because Princess Raquel needs her recovery beauty sleep for the nightly hangovers. Lynne’s mom tells Lynne she is a stupid ass and to quit asking her parental advice until she starts taking the advice and kicking some ass, and at least  take away Raquel’s car . Lynne tells her mom she is not going to do that, her mom tells her that she is a spineless jelly fish dumb shit. Lynne agrees.