The Housewives arrive at Vegas

My bitches arrive at the Red Rock Casino and Spa which is not directly at the center of the strip or downtown but in the outskirts but who gives a shit its all paid for by Bravo. The city of Nevada and the strip casinos  must of refused Bravo a permit to shoot this show in any of the more popular strip casinos   because they were afraid it would be bad for tourism so after negotiations they allow them to film in the outskirts at a nice casino surprisingly.

The casino in the outskirts had to allow them to shoot their cheesy show  and  take the blow. Of course the suite is $5,500.00 very nice and equipped with plenty of booze and a Ricardo Montalvan looking butler who is there to keep the alcohol coming and clean their toilets when they puke.

The bitches at pool side

Gretchen is jumping up and down like a monkey because she  bought Tamra a hottie whistle and Tamra cant even blow that shit because she cant feel her lips anymore from all the pig lard injections she gets on her lips.

Jeana tells Tamra  that if she cant blow the hottie whistle anymore that means she is too old for it and needs to pass that shit on. Lynne wants the hottie whistle but momma Jeana reminds Lynne that their waaaay too old for the hottie whistle. Lynne gets offended that Jeanna thinks she is too old for the damm hottie whistle and says “I am not too old for the hottie whistle”.

Jeana continues to fuck with Lynne and calls her boring at one point and Lynne gets all offended and worried because as you all know if youre boring and dont have enough drama going on they boot yer’ ass from the Housewives episodes like Deshawn Snow and the other bitch that I cant even remember her name oh yeah! Quinn Fry.The only come back Lynne can come up with it’s “I’m not boring”.

Gretchen keeps blowing the hottie whistle and being loud and Vicki complains about Gretchen taking all the attention from her and talks to Gretchen as if Gretchen was 12 years old and tells  her that she is obnoxious and that they need to take away her toys.  Gretchen tells Vicki to go screw herself because she likes toys and their not taking away her toys or all the attention. Vicki is pissed!