Vegas Baby! 5

Posted by admin | Uncategorized | Sunday 22 February 2009 10:59 pm

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Vicki is a master of black jack

Vicki says that she is the only one that can play black jack because the other bitches are dumb so she decides to take over the table. Gretchen says she wishes Jeff was there because that’s one of the laws of being a sugar poppa is being good at black jack .Jeana ask Gretchen if she needs to go fetch her sugar daddy so that he  can teach her how to  play or maybe they can borrow one from the other tables.

Vicki continues to  think in her delusional mind that she is in charge of directing the black jack game at the table by dictating the other bitches how to play specially Gretchen.

But little did Vicki know that Gretchen was just playing her yep! she sure did Gretchen played Vicki like a damn piano it sounded like a concert there! Yea you see Vicki doesn’t stop to think that Gretchen is a pro gold digger so she has being an arm piece for Jeff and probably other sugar daddies and of course  obviously was watching them play and so she learned how to play extremely well also and of course she’s being around the block a few times at least. Even Tamra realizes that Gretchen is playing Vicki to get her in a “whirlwind”, but of course Tamra just sits there and laughs at her “bff” along with Gretchen.

Lynne’s brain is fried after all the acid she did in the 60’s and has no idea how to play black jack or order drinks. Tamra looks pissed, bitter and insecure AGAIN! Because Gretchen has once again stolen the spotlight from her . That shit its hilarious!

Jeana decides they’ve all had enough gambling and its time to  eat.

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The bitches scarf down their $225.00 dinner so they can puke it up later especially Lynne!

Gretchen announces at the dinner table that her favorite drink is a “dirty martini with stuffed blue cheese olives”  very dirty in a dirty glass. Vicki has a conniption fit I thought the bitch was going to have a seizure or something when Gretchen said that shit and she tells Gretchen that she can’t have that drink because that’s a Vicki signature drink and she owns the sole copyrights for that shit and Gretchen can’t have it. Gretchen high fives Vicki and Vicki has a “what just happened moment”.

Vicki bitches that she had mention that this is her signature drink many, many, many times in the past to make sure that Gretchen heard her so she doesn’t steal her shit.Tamra also jumps in there and says that Gretchen jacked Vicki’s signature drink on purpose and Tamra should know since Gretchen stole her pink hats! Gretchen tells Vicki she doesn’t give a crusty crack whores ass what Vicki says because Gretchen gets what she wants and if she wants a Vicki signature drink she will take that and warns the other bitches first shell take their drinks then their money and next their men so watch out!

Lynne says some shit about being vegetarian but yet she eats shrimp isn’t shrimp like technically a living thing at one point? Sooo maybe someone better draw a picture and explain it to that bitch? Oh yeah, and she also thinks that horseradish comes from horses balls! What a dumb ass!

Gretchen starts making fun of Lynne and tells Lynne that she never has no idea that the fuck she is talking about  and that Lynne lives in a blurry cloud of half bakedness and she has no idea whats going on around her she also doesn’t know if her house has air conditioner or not. Vicki is stunned that Lynne is not working on all 8 cylinders and calls her stupid.

Vicki then tries to convince everybody that she is not a crazy loony tune walking around just like Lynne, the other bitches want to laugh at her but are afraid to, specially Tamra.

Jeana decides its time for everyone to put on their party pants and go dancing. Gretchen says Jeana “just wants to get laid”. Jeana looks at Gretchen all mortified. Why? isn’t it true? and wasn’t she naked in magazines before? why does she act like she sells Bibles now, why?

Lynne says she is going to murder all those bitches and not with kindness!





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