Tamra

Tamra is having a mom pool party for her kids  which is really just an excuse so that Tamra and the other bitches can walk around in tiny bikinis talking about boob jobs and competing on who looks like the sluties mom .  Gretchens is over with her ugly  kids and her big ass old lady hat. Gretchen says in a very cute voice how she was acting like a real silly sluty skanky hoe at Tamra’s “etiquete” party the other night. Te He He! How cute! All of the sudden Tamra comes on the confessional interview saying that a part of her really likes Gretchen and blah blah blah. All of the sudden everything is happy crappy again! Until the subjects shifts to Gretchen wanting kids and a family Tamra says that she thinks Gretchen is a jelaous hoe and Tamra tells Gretchen if she wants 4 kids her old ass best hurry it up and start having them and to go in the next room and do Nugget boy so he can knock her up fast! Geez Tamra should know she dindt waste no time! No sir she was ahead of time with that one knocked up at 17. Even at 17 Tamra was already considered an old hag according to trailer park standards where Tamra grew up. And even like that she still manage to have her first born on time! Gotta admire that determination.

Tamra brags to these other people that werent invited to the ettiquete party  about it, and how they werent invited because they suck, and the party was for her other friends and mainly to get Gretchen drunk off her ass to look stupid and how Gretchen is lucky because Simon dindt shave her eyebrows while she was passed out drunk. While Gretchen just sits there and smiles, like a dumn ass.

Tamra then continues on and tells the people that Gretchen was all loud and stupid and almost did the Nugget Boy after she peed herself in front of every body.Tamra tells her guest that her kids think that Gretchen is a crazy blonde trainwreck that reminds them of their mom and thats why they like her.Tamra says that Gretchen spoils her dogs rotten and in Orange County that means that she will be a good mom. Some chick names C.J. got new boobs and Tamra says that Gretchen is jelaous of Tamra because Tamra has big fake boobs and Gretchen wishes she also had big fake porn size boobs like Tamra and C.J. Hmm! Tamra sure in fuck keeps bringing up how Gretchen is jelaous of this and Gretchen is jelaouse of that doesnt she?

Nugget boy dont seem to care if Gretchen has big fake boobs or her itty bitty teetie ones because to him the bitch is hot either way so he shows up to try and hit on Gretchen and Tamra brags about how the Nugget boy has always hit on her hot girlfriends trying to goose bitches since he was 7; so Gretchen shoulndt get too exited because she is nothing special. She is just another bitch he is hitting on. One of the other chicks at Tamras all of the sudden realizes that the Nug has not hit on her yet, and questions her own hottness or lack there off so she ask the Nug if he would goose her. Gretchen tells the Nug he is on crack if he wants to goose that other bitch and calls Jeana, Gino . Tamra says Jeana has mad-cow disease. Talking shit behind Jeanas back helps in the bonding process between Tamra and Gretchen. Well at least this whole cat-fight business between Tamra and Gretchen ended well and at least for now these two bitches are besties. Or are they?

Vicki and Jeana

Vicki is with Jeana at a  networking award ceremony  for small business which is being held at Jeanas back yard and there is a shit load of people who are mostly dressed like they came straight after church on a sunday. There is a whole lot of good food and of course replenished with some good booze because my bitches cant eat anything unless they have plenty of booze to go around. An award is about to be given to Vicki and after she does her “Wooo Hooo!” bird call she goes to get her awaited award.By this time of course Vicki had already had a few martinis, 3 margaritas, 5 beers, 6 glasses of wine, 3 red pills, 2 green pills, 2 lines of coke and the wiskey she was holding in her hand at that time well Vicki was pretty fuked up off her ass to say the least, and right after receiving her award she fell right on her fucking ass! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!  Everyone was laughing at her ass it was sad! Bitch fell right on her ass was too drunk to see the step and even Donn was laughing oooh shit that was funny! Her son Michael tells her she is a clumsy dork and then to get back at him Vicki forces Michael to tell her he is proud of her.