Lynne

Lynne is making $1.00 cuffs that sell for $300! she is stretching and beating on some leather that looks like her sun beaten butt. Wow! how this bitch pull this scam to sells these cuffs for $300.00? I am sure lots of weed and wine helped her in getting them donne faster too. Lynne is thinking about opening up a sweat shop and putting Alexa in charge.

Jeana  and Gretchen

Gretchen tells Jeana that when she finally remembered to show up at the hospital after her comma from all the partying Jeff’s ex wife was at the hospital ready to kick Gretchen’s ass. Gretchen then tells Jeana that shit got ugly and the ex wife smacked her around a little bit but she got a couple good hits in too. Jeana tells Gretchen the ex wife has the right to smack Gretchen around because she is a hoe and needs to have respect for Jeff ex wife because after all she is one of the mothers of  some of Jeff’s 87 children. Gretchen keeps trying to get sympathy from Jeana by winning to her and that shit aint working. Then we find out that it was one of Jeff’s children ( the boy) that told his momma goldigger Gretchen was out partying and leaving Jeff by himself at the hospital. AH HA! then he didn’t have a crush on Gretch! He was a spy for the mom! and hated Gretchen all along! OMG! Seeing that Jeana doesn’t have any sympathy for Gretchen she moves on to brag about how he’s had 5 ex-wives. WOW! Looks like Kenny Rogers knew when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away to find a younger hotter bitch!

Jeana tells Gretchen she finally kicked her husband out of her house into an apartment she is paying for and everything is la-di-da! Gretchen says that Jeanna is a fronting lying bitch and she cant be friends with her.

All the bitches minus Tamra

All the bitches are in the Bravo limo going to some store talking shit about Tamra saying she is not pregnant again is she? Because her trailer park ass needs to have more kids! Vicki is pissed that her technology doesn’t work and she cant look at porn on her laptop while riding the Bravo limo. Then Vicki calls Lynne a lazy ass stoner after Lynne offers to become Vicki’s assistant and tells Lynne she wouldn’t hire her for shit because she is just a dumb ass incompetent flaker and Vicki would have to kill her ass like that last assistant chick she had named Tammy or whatever.

Remember that bitch? Vicki took the bitch to the spa and had them wax all her blonde hairy body  or else Vicki wouldn’t hire her. WOW that was nice of Vicki. Until she went to a convention in Florida and Tammy screwd up and no one ever saw that bitch again. Vicki is suspect. Dumn ass Lynne tries too hard but finnaly she too gets fed up with Vicki and flips her off.

At the sex shop

The biches go to a fancy store to shop for perfumes and dildos and shit like that. The bitches pick perfumes that go with their personality Jeana=Prude and I dont know why Scent, Vicki=Crazy Bitch of Insanity Scent, Gretchen=Proffesional Gold Digger Dirty Slut Scent, Lynne=Pot Head Slacker Scent even thought she dont need it ’cause she already wreaks of weed.

Is there anywhere else these bitches could go to? Why are they always at the sex shop.Weirdoes. Maybe Tamra was preggo. More dildos! and Grechen says she likes it in the ear . EUGHHHHHH! Grechen says Jeana is a weirdoe because she doesnt use toys or dates men and should just become a nun because she gets none! Lynne proves that although she is a stoner she can still conduct business so she can buy more weed. So she gives the sales lady her business card so she can sell her the $1.00 bracelets that sell for $300.00. Good for you Lynne showing Vicki that you can be an ambitious business woman stoned yes but not a slacker.

Dinner at the restaurant.

So at the dinner Jeanna and Vicki decide to interrogate the shit out of  Gretchen about shit like where she went to college and what her major was and shit like that and they make the bitch show credentials to see if she is a bonnified gold digger. Gretchen tells them she took Psycology as her major. WOW! That was a very smart for a goldigger to  take Psycology as her major to help her become a super goldigger and land herself a super rich suggar daddy! Shit why dint I think of that? I took Web Design and now I have to sit here doing blogs damn it! why didnt someone tell me that shit.

Grectchen tells Vicki and Jeana that she is a live in hot hoe nurse that takes care of Jeff and tries to pretend she is not a goldigger and doesnt know or  care if Jeff put her on the will or not. Yeah right when we know damn well that was the first thing that bitch already had Jeff do and even if she dint she can fucking hock that 68k ring.

Somehow Vicki and Jeana believe Gretchens bullshit and start giving her advice on getting pops to put her on the will as soon as possible because she shouldnt be fucking around letting pops feel on her when he aint leaving Gretchen any money. Fuck that! Thats right. Somehow all this shit apalls Lynne and she tells Vicki and Jeana they’re fucking greedy vultures and need to get off Gretchens ass with that. Vicki tells Lynne to fuck off because this is her bussiness now since she is an insurance agent and all. They continue advicing Gretchen despite the fact that Lynne is arguing against it saying that is jacked up of those bitches to think that way because Jeff is in the hospital and Gretchen is beautiful and can just get by on her looks if Jeff dies.

Vicki is like fuck that and brings it on the table and  starts doing the math pulling out the calculator to see how the will shoud be split and tells Gretchen she wants to help her with that shit because Gretchen is an unemployed hoe bag. Jeana also advices her because Jeana is an old golddiger pro who is now retired, she is OG Jeana advices Gretchen if she is gonna be a goldigger to do that shit righ! Vicki and Jeana are ready to take Gretchen to the hospital to marry Jeff.Lynne is all well money isnt everything because she is high and thinks money grows at the end of rainbows. Jeana is all bitch it dont work that way send me your money and lets see how you feel. Vicki calls Lynne confrontational and Lynne says she dont give a rats ass and will not hold back then she says they can take it to the ring and Vicki gets the wind knocked out of her sail. Jeana tells Lynne she can have an opinion but dont step on the momma bitches. Amen Sister!

Lynne

Lynne is peddling her cuffs and  says she is making Vickie a cuff with horns.

And thats what happened.

Bitches.